The Dana Pretzer Show On Scared Monkeys Radio – Friday, December 5, 2008 – “Are Defense Attorneys Monsters, Or Are They Just Doing Their Job?” – Also Just Added, A Late Breaking Interview With Jossy Mansur


Tonight, Dana welcomes the lawyers of some of American society’s most deplorable public figures – at least according to the media.

In tonight’s second segment, Melody Schmidt discusses the death of her son Joshua Whittier and asks if Joshua’s death is Florida’s “best kept secret”.

Also Just Added, A Late Breaking Interview With Jossy Mansur, Managing Editor of Diario-Aruba.

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    12 Responses to “The Dana Pretzer Show On Scared Monkeys Radio – Friday, December 5, 2008 – “Are Defense Attorneys Monsters, Or Are They Just Doing Their Job?” – Also Just Added, A Late Breaking Interview With Jossy Mansur”

    1. donna on December 5th, 2008 7:35 am


    2. Richard on December 5th, 2008 10:28 am

      To phrase the question another way, is there a difference between lawyers and whores?

    3. EURobert on December 5th, 2008 11:52 am

      What do JoranvdSlime and Joe T. have in common?

      They don’t know what the truth looks like!

    4. Richard on December 5th, 2008 12:08 pm

      John Gay, in the 18th century The Beggar’s Opera, said it best:

      A fox may steal your hen, sir,
      A whore your health and pence, sir,
      Your daughter rob your chest, sir,
      Your wife may steal your rest, sir,
      A thief your goods and plate.
      A thief your goods and plate.

      But this is all but picking
      With rest, pence, chest, and chicken;
      It ever was decreed, sir,
      If lawyer’s hand is fee’d, sir,
      He steals your whole estate.
      He steals your whole estate.

    5. Mary UK on December 5th, 2008 3:17 pm

      They are doing their job but if one of MY children wanted to be a criminal defence lawyer i would NOT support them through university, i could just NOT finance them to LIE and BLAME THE VICTIM !!!

    6. Scared Monkeys on December 5th, 2008 7:19 pm

      Their clients hated by the public, go figure.

      Not like the clients had everything to do with the hateful public opinion that was bestowed upon them.

    7. SantaClaus on December 5th, 2008 8:06 pm


      ‘Twas the night before payoffs, when all through the House
      Not an elder was stirring, not ev’n a whiskered mouse;
      The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
      In hopes that their wampum soon would be there;
      The offspring were nestled all snug in their beds,
      While visions of Bangbus vids danced in their heads;
      And mama with her kerchief, and I with my cap
      Had just settled down after beating a long rap.

      When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
      I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
      Away to the window I flew like a flash,
      Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
      When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
      But a sh*t load of press folks, and her family I fear!
      With such little time for a story to stick.
      I knew in a moment I had to think quick.
      More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
      So I grabbed my wife’s cell and called them by name;
      “Now, Jan! now, Deepak! now, Satish and Steven!
      On, Guido! on Greg! on, Koen get leavin’!
      To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
      Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!
      Before we all get caught and the teepees all fall!
      So off to the airport, the Netherlands they flew,
      With the sleigh full of payoffs, and all that they knew.

      And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
      The prancing and pawing of each sporter’s hoof.
      As I drew in my hand, and was turnng around,
      Down the chimney he came with one sneaker a bound.
      He was covered in mud, from his waist to his foot,
      And his clothes were all muddy with what looked like soot.
      A bundle of money he flung on his back,
      And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

      His eyes — one was smaller, he talked of our Mary!
      His cheeks red from drinking, his nose like a cherry!
      His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
      As he stood with two Hindus, who were both in the know.
      Biting his tongue, trying to save his face.
      He listened to his daddy, no body no case.
      He had a broad face and tons of plaid shirts.
      while that night his friend said he took several squirts.
      He was a tall sporter, a jolly old elf,
      And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
      A wink of his smaller eye and a twist of his large head,
      And when he opened his mouth daddy had everything to dread;
      While he spoke not the truth to the media at work
      Daddy filled all their stockings thinking “I’m raising a jerk.”
      And laying his finger aside of his nose,
      He sniffed up that line and up the chimney he rose;
      He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
      And he flew off to Thailand as quick as a missile
      But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
      “You’ll never arrest me, and to all a good-night.”


    8. Sinterklaas on December 5th, 2008 9:21 pm

      # Santa Claus

      Well said dear collegue…Very well said!
      Beautifull poem!

    9. buster on December 6th, 2008 1:09 am

      Bald Taco LOL what a joke he is

    10. donna on December 6th, 2008 8:49 am

      imagine TACO has 5 daughters of his own? and he was representing the slime ball of the century urine van der scum? he is a joke and a half!!!!
      what did taco think, he would be some kind of hero?
      sure let slime like urine run free to use and kill innocent girls.
      ha ha ha the yolk is on his fat necked face now!

    11. Richard on December 6th, 2008 9:19 am

      This story came out today: maybe Joran will stay in Thailand after all. More seriously, maybe his criminal cohorts will think he’s dispensable.

      (Of course, this ‘cleanup’ may go nowhere.)

      Amsterdam to close many brothels, marijuana cafes
      Associated Press
      Saturday, Dec. 6

      AMSTERDAM, Netherlands – Amsterdam unveiled plans Saturday to close brothels, sex shops and marijuana cafes in its ancient city center as part of a major effort to drive organized crime out of the tourist haven.

      The city is targeting businesses that “generate criminality,” including gambling parlors, and the so-called “coffee shops” where marijuana is sold openly. Also targeted are peep shows, massage parlors and souvenir shops used by drug dealers for money-laundering.

      “I think that the new reality will be more in line with our image as a tolerant and crazy place, rather than a free zone for criminals” said Lodewijk Asscher, a city council member and one of the main proponents of the plan.

      The news comes just one day after Amsterdam’s mayor said he would search for loopholes in new rules laid down by the national government that would close marijuana cafes near schools citywide. The measures announced Saturday would affect about 36 coffee shops in the center itself — a little less than 20 percent of the city total.

      Asscher underlined that the city center will remain true to its freewheeling reputation.

      “It’ll be a place with 200 windows (for prostitutes) and 30 coffee shops, which you can’t find anywhere else in the world — very exciting, but also with cultural attractions,” he said. “And you won’t have to be embarrassed to say you came.”

      Under the plan announced Saturday, Amsterdam will spend euro30 million to euro40 million ($38 million to $51 million) to bring hotels, restaurants, art galleries and boutiques to the center. It will also build new underground parking areas.

      Amsterdam already had plans to close many brothels and some coffee shops, but plans announced Saturday go further.

      Asscher said the city would reshape the area, using zoning rules, buying out businesses and offering assistance to upgrade stores. The city has shut brothels and sex clubs in the past by relying on a law allowing the closure of businesses with bookkeeping irregularities.

      Prostitution will be allowed only in two areas in the district — notably De Wallen (“The Walls”), a web of streets and alleys around the city’s medieval retaining dam walls. The area has been a center of prostitution since before the city’s golden shipping age in the 1600s.

      Prostitution was legalized in the Netherlands in 2000, formalizing a long-standing tolerance policy.

      Marijuana is technically illegal in the Netherlands, but prosecutors won’t press charges for possession of small amounts. Coffee shops are able to sell it openly.

    12. Richard on December 6th, 2008 11:04 am

      I saw this article in a Canadian paper today. What is so striking is that it has elements that evoke the sailor’s reported sighting of Amy Bradley in Curacao about a year after she vanished from the cruise ship.

      This Canadian girl apparently had been thoroughly cowed: she was in a public arena, and yet didn’t dare scream out for help. One wonders what threats had been made against her, and possibly her family.

      Ah, well, we know that in the REAL world this sort of thing doesn’t happen. Don’t we?

      Not in Canada, and not in the Caribbean either.

      Two charged with human trafficking
      December 05, 2008
      Paul Morse
      The Hamilton Spectator

      Two Burlington men have been charged with human trafficking after a 17-year-old told police she had escaped from a Burlington home where she was being held captive.

      Police say the teenaged girl met the men last month and was lured by them into becoming an exotic dancer. The men are alleged to be associated with a notorious East Coast street gang called North Preston’s Finest.

      She tried to get away after dancing several times at a Mississauga strip club, but they assaulted her and kept her captive, while continuing to force her to dance at the club and kept the money she made, police said.

      On Thursday, Halton police raided a Lakeshore Road home and charged Stefano Dixon, 19, and Jordan Cromwell, 21, with forcible confinement and several human trafficking offences. Dixon is also charged with assault and sexual exploitation.

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