You Know You are Not For Obama When … 25 Hints that You are not Voting for the Chosen One


With the Presidential election nearly upon us there are plenty of people who still consider themselves undecided. The Corner has put together a helpful list of hints to help those who have still not decided on whether they will vote for the Republican candidate John McCain or Democrat Barack Obama.

Here are just a sample of the questions one must answer as hints that you should not be voting for Obama. Go to The Corner and read all, take the test and score yourself.

It’s unlikely you’ll vote for Obama if you….

  • think about 9/11 more than once a year
  • remember the Carter Administration
  • get sorta creeped out by 200,000 Germans chanting “Obama! Obama!”
  • know in your gut that defiantly withstanding 4 1/2 years of torture trumps all of Obama’s qualifications and accomplishments combined — regardless of what the elite pundits say.
  • repeatedly find yourself asking “Change to what?”weren’t born yesterday

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    46 Responses to “You Know You are Not For Obama When … 25 Hints that You are not Voting for the Chosen One”

    1. Brenda on August 12th, 2008 11:32 am

      My sister told me a good joke.

      Question: Who is the one person who will deter most democrats from voting the party line this November?

      Answer: Obama!!!

    2. Brenda on August 12th, 2008 1:25 pm

      I was listening to Rush Limbaugh in my car during lunch and hear Tim Kaine speaking on Obama when asked how he would advise him (the “messiah” as Rush calls Obama ;>) on how to handle the Russia/Georgia issue.

      Kaine is a mess first of all…our lawyer calls him ferret face…anyway, he said Obama’s public statement that the UN should step in and that Russia should “respect those countries on their boarder” was good advice. Then, he actually stated that “he was gladd Russia acted on Obama’s advice.” Really? Kaine thinks Russia cares what Obama, Bush, or any other country for that matter thinks on how they should act? Laughable if it weren’t so freaking scary! They think Russia has heeded them….fantasy and ego rolled into one!!!!

    3. SUPER DAVE on August 12th, 2008 1:58 pm

      any more news about the fake birth certificate ?
      isn’t there some investigation in process ?

    4. Dugga on August 12th, 2008 2:12 pm

      Here’s one for the list:

      “If your name is Dugga”

    5. Brenda on August 12th, 2008 3:01 pm

      thx for the reminder Super Dave. My sister brought that up to me yesterday. Hawaii is where he was born, and it became a state in 1946 I believe. If Obama was born in 1947 (3 yrs older than me) there is no reason the birth certificate should NEED to be illegal, but who knows? The dad was NOT an American citizen, but mom was. Wonder if/how that plays into this.

      If Obama is only 47, I have to further question his ability. I’m 44 and in NO way able to handle such a position….not even in 3 more years. Granted, JFK was young, but brought up in a political family and had been either watching or involved in politics his entire life. Besides, the world was not nearly as evil and complex as it is today. Granted, the Cuban missle Crisis was no doubt daunting, but Kennedy had good advisors in that time and did a great job.

      May I say, “Obama is NO JFK!!” I;m Libertarian in my thinking, but vote Republican more times than not. I respect JFK’s record of his time in office. What does Obama have we can respect? A trip to Iraq?? An education? A bunch of public rants/speeches?

      Need to have maturity in the Office or President at this critical time in history.

    6. Brenda on August 12th, 2008 3:02 pm

      Oops! Error alert! Where I came up with Obama being born in 1947 I have NO clue! It was 1961 and I was born in 1964. Good Lord? See?! I could not be ready for president in 3 yrs ;>)

    7. LilPuma on August 12th, 2008 3:54 pm

      This is an e-mail going around. I think you can find the humor in this Irish Wisdom, no matter who you like for President.

      An E-Mail From Ireland

      To all of their brethren in the States…a point to ponder despite your political affiliation:

      ‘We, in Ireland can’t figure out why you people are even bothering to hold an election
      in the United States.

      On one side, you had a pants wearing female lawyer, married to another
      lawyer who can’t seem to keep his pants on, who just lost a long a
      heated primary against a lawyer, who goes to the wrong church, who
      is married to yet another lawyer, who doesn’t even like the country her
      husband wants to run!

      Now…On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate ‘Mc’ terminology, married to a good looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship !!

      What in God’s name are ya lads thinkin over in the colonies !

    8. yoyo muffintop on August 12th, 2008 5:41 pm

      #3 Super Dave – It is not a fake hence no news, no investigation.

      Any more news on John McCain’s affair with Vicki Iseman or are we going to have to wait till October for the “Surprise”.

    9. brie. on August 12th, 2008 6:05 pm

      Who knows for sure where he was born…his mother was such a kook!!! I cannot imagine electing a President during a time of war who is not at his center fundamentally American in his thinking in his values..!!!

    10. yoyo muffintop on August 12th, 2008 7:27 pm

      #9 – “I cannot imagine electing a President during a time of war who is not at his center fundamentally American in his thinking in his values..!!!”

      You plagiarized that sentence #9.

      Now would you like to give that person credit or are you going to keep it as your own?

      It’s obvious the first sentence is your depth of thinking. The second you ripped off.

      What a piece of work – add plagiarizer to Brie’s list.

    11. brie. on August 12th, 2008 8:29 pm

      Knock it off YoYo…verification from CNN….you dip sh~~t!!!

    12. yoyo muffintop on August 12th, 2008 9:02 pm

      #11 – You plagiarized. 100%.
      What does “verification from CNN” mean? That makes no sense.
      The plagiarized sentence you are claiming as your own is not from CNN it’s from someone else. Word for word.

      You plagiarized that sentence – it’s time to fess up.

    13. yoyo muffintop on August 12th, 2008 9:48 pm

      #11 – You are dishonest. You cheated someone else out of their own intellectual property. You cannot and should not be trusted. You have no ability to come up with your own thoughts.

      You used Mark Penn’s writing from a Hillary Clinton campaign strategy memo he wrote on 3/19/07 that hit the wires yesterday:
      “I cannot imagine America electing a president during a time of war who is not at his center fundamentally American in his thinking and in his values.”
      Mark Penn 3/19/07…NOT Brie 8/12/08
      Using Mr. Penn’s words as your own is intentional plagiarism.

      Memo to Brie – next time you are going to commit fraud and make something appear as your “own words” when they are not, wait a few months after it’s been plastered over the internet…not hours.

    14. Sandra on August 12th, 2008 11:38 pm

      if she uses her own thoughts then everyone will know how immature and uninformed she is.

    15. brie. on August 13th, 2008 1:37 am

      You can tell what kind of a man Obama is when he has got supporters like YOYO…some cannot handle the truth….he is a liar…

      People repeat things all the time that they read on the internet…some are quoted, some are not….and sometimes you don’t remember where you read it……

      Memo to YOYO….stop attacking people…you act like a terrorist….

    16. brie. on August 13th, 2008 2:24 am

      Dave, from what I understand the birth certificate is still being investigated….what Obama presented was a forgery of his sister’s COLB, which of course she did not give permission to use…there is something fishy about this whole thing…his sister has two certificates, one, born in Indonesia and the other born in Hawaii….she was born in Indonesia…

      Obama did not order his because the name on the his certificate is is Barry Soetoro and the father’s name is LoLo Soetoro…he doesn’t want his legal name and Indonesian identity to be known…

    17. brie. on August 13th, 2008 7:12 am

      You can find more information on TexasDarlin…forensics specialist Techdude is investigating and has send a letter to Hawaii to the Lt. Governor….

      The only birth certificate found has been for Barry Soetoro..his stepfather adopted him and changed his name so he could get dual citizenship… know something is wrong when someone forges a birth certificate…if he has got a birth certificate then produce it…why the forgery…I guess he thought he wouldn’t get caught…he wanted to hide his Indonesian identity and his Muslim background.

      They can’t find any public records that show a legal name change from Barry Soetoro to Barack Obama….he cannot run on a President ballot or sign any candidacy papers if he is not using his legal name….

    18. brenda on August 13th, 2008 7:37 am

      Actually, daddy #2 was from Indonesia, and that man did adobt Obama since baby daddy had better things to do and went back home to Africa.

      AS for poor YoYO…do not forget that when person has run out of facts, they begin the personal attacks.

      I have to wonder if Obama’s African-born daddy..who was never an American citizen himself…was related to any ancestors who sold their brothers and sisters to the “evil” Spaniards who brought them over seas and sold them here and in South America? Brings up alot of question in my mind because only those tribes who helped the Spanish round up other opposing tribes were able to remain unharmed and left alone rather than captured and sold into slavery themselves….hmmmmm ;>)

    19. brie. on August 13th, 2008 7:52 am

      He has deliberately concealed his background….

      Violation of various Federal Campaign Finance Laws..

      Issues regarding his registration for Selective Service….

      Does he have dual citizenship in Indonesia or Kenya and the US…if so that would disqualify him as a candidate and he will probably lose his US citizenship….

      Two different hospitals in Hawaii have been reported as Obama’s place of birth…? is was he even born at either one of them….

      This of course would put Hillary on the ballot….

    20. yoyo muffintop on August 13th, 2008 8:32 am

      Did you write any of that yourself Brie in #16/17/19 or did you plagiarize it? Forensic specialist “Techdude” – is that his first name,last name, or does it have just 1 name and it’s “Techdude”. Too funny.

      Brenda, the difference between you and I is that you choose to look the other way when blatant racism and plagiarism is put forth.

    21. brie. on August 13th, 2008 9:08 am

      YoYO….didn’t someone else recently tell you to go back under your rock….when you were supporting the perverts of Aruba and not the victims…you have been rude and obnoxious to many people, the things you said to Pearl were horrible…I guess your not one that reads and informs other people that may not have access to a site….you are obscene…

      Obama is a liar….so live with it…

      Your name sounds like something a pervert would pick….

      Some people need to put the pipe down, flush the crack, get ride of the marijuana and just plain shut up and go away….!and take Sandra with you…!!!!! It’s another pervert supporter!!!!

    22. super dave on August 13th, 2008 9:14 am

      #20: i think i would call copying someone else’s speech from 2006 a little bit of plagiarism wouldn’t you. i have to wonder just how many speeches obama has copied throughout his campaign ?

    23. dave on August 13th, 2008 9:15 am

      You Know You are Not For Obama When: his typical supporter is a brainless internet TROLL ie yoyo mush for brains. Kinda gives you an idea what kind of scum follow this idiot.

    24. brie. on August 13th, 2008 9:44 am

      Brenda don’t pay any attention to YOYO….it’s a troll…..and some kind of a lunatic….

      There are facts out there…the Birth Certificate is a forgery….it isn’t funny when someone is researching a valuable piece of information, especially when it comes to the most important job in our nation….it was Polarik’s original findings that the Birth Certificate was forged….

      YoYo is evil to make fun of this….it will take everything out of context and blow it up…I guess just like the pipe!!!!

    25. brie. on August 13th, 2008 10:08 am

      Barack could very well not be who he says he is…I see signs and posters now that question is identity…..he has lied so many times…

      What is he doing in Hawaii, trying to pay someone for drumbing up another false certificate of birth…..he’s hiding something…which by now, we all know!!!!

      If Hillary is not on the VP ballot you can bet she will get to the bottom of this…they have already said that anyone can run for President as long as it is not against the Constitution…I think they have said Obama your gig is up…get out of Dodge….

    26. brie. on August 13th, 2008 10:25 am

      More and more Democrats are not liking Obama(or Barry) WHAT EVER HIS NAME IS, WHICH NEEDS TO BE EXPOSED…..I think this is all going to bomb blast after the convention…..then he can be arrested…

    27. brie. on August 13th, 2008 10:35 am

      The Republicans now have in their hands the Birth Certificate…it says Barry Soetoro….not Barack Obama….

    28. brie. on August 13th, 2008 11:03 am

      Obama hides Indonesian identity…fake birth certificate…the name on the birth certificate is Barry Soetoro….Obama maybe wasn’t born in the US…records have been changed…he could of been born in Canada….his mother was such a liberal, anything is possible….and the people she dealt with were unsightly…..

    29. brie. on August 13th, 2008 11:28 am

      People are calling to get him off the ticket….we don’t even know who is his..Clinton’s said anybody can run for President as long as it not against the Constitution….well apparently Obama has done just that…..they are saying, we caught onto the gig and you need to get out of Dodge….

    30. yoyo muffintop on August 13th, 2008 11:37 am

      Interesting that when I went this “texasdarlin” website, all I saw was:
      “Update: Techdude has informed me that he is unable to continue his work at this time, due to family obligations and ongoing threats. Because we cannot show his completed work, I have decided to remove his reports from this blog because they cannot be verified in their current unfinished form.”
      “Regarding the evidence we have presented from “Techdude”:
      All information that we have received from Techdude has been published. We have not seen the rest of his evidence. At present, he is unavailable. Should he not respond promptly, we will remove his statements and findings. In the future, if we receive all of the documentation he promised and are able to prove that it’s credible, we will restore his reports.”

      So nothing can be verified/demeaned credible and they are pulling it from the site.
      So that’s that as far as “techdude”.

      As far as the Barry certificate, the person who says Republicans have it is the same person who said this: “New and dramatic developments. This is a heads up. I’ll post the news Monday morning by 0900 hours. Now I know why people who have seen the videotape say it is stunning. Barack’s headaches are only starting.”
      Guess what – no news posted.

      These wingnut tinfoil hat theories only make McCain supporters look like conspiracy kooks.

    31. brenda on August 13th, 2008 1:08 pm

      I am white and my husband is not…dark skinned…any more ignorant comments? Or do you prefer to shut up now?

    32. brenda on August 13th, 2008 1:09 pm

      thx Brie…

    33. Sandra on August 13th, 2008 1:39 pm

      Yo Yo -Where do you think you are? these “facts” are not going to get you anywhere with the likes of brie,brenda and other wingnuts.

      brie.—instead of posting many times in a row—why dont you just put one long rant so we can see how incoherent and stupid you reallly are?

    34. brie. on August 13th, 2008 2:34 pm

      His birth certificate is a forgery….plain and simple…!!!! Their are many articles under the site…!!!!

    35. yoyo muffintop on August 13th, 2008 3:40 pm

      #31 – what does having a ‘dark-skinned” husband have to do with you conversing gleefully with and not saying a word when #34 has repeatedly called black people the “N” word?
      Read below and tell me what you think:

      brie. on April 18th, 2008 5:02 pm
      Obama sucks…..if you can’t see it then your blind, deaf and dumb…..and you are nothing about what this country needs….he’s a racist just waiting for trouble…and will bring it on….he’s a n~~~er!!!!
      brie. on April 18th, 2008 10:32 pm
      Obama sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!The biggest disappointment I have ever seen in the Democrat party……he’s a n~~~er!!!!!!!!!!
      brie. on April 19th, 2008 5:18 pm
      N~~~er at large…..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!______________________
      SM: Brie, I really wish you would refrain from insinuating the “N” word continuously. (klaasend)
      brie. on April 19th, 2008 7:36 pm
      Klass…Ok but I only used it twice…!!!!! And it felt good!!!!
      SM: Actually 9 times, I just counted (klaasend)

      #34 – Can you not comprend the fact that the site you mentioned as “proof” Obama’s BC is fake says this guy’s work cannot be verified or proven credible?

    36. brie. on August 13th, 2008 5:35 pm

      YoYo…there you go again, blowing things out of proportion, there was never a reference to all black people and wasn’t meant to be….this was an isolated incident….so get your facts straight…..
      and besides that it has been used here before by others….the same way….Obama started the attack of white people numerous times….and the actual n word was never used….

      Sounds like you have been in Rev Wright’s church…!!!!

      Go get a life , you are sickening!!!

    37. brie. on August 13th, 2008 5:54 pm

      YoYo is always in support of the people that do injustice….who is paying for this idiot…he abuses everybody…

      Obama has lied to us and other countries….the US Senate committee is his committee, he is not even a member….

      I saw a video with him and Hillary and others and he would not acknowledge the American Flag…everyone stood with their hand over their heart except for Obama…what country is his allegiance too….???

    38. brie. on August 13th, 2008 6:18 pm

      A site says he was clearly a Muslim, based on his own memoirs and his own sister’s statements…as well as documentation from Indonesia….but now he wants that part of his life to go missing…you can’t sit behind him in a speech if you look Muslim….what a creep!!!Take your scarf off!!!

    39. Rob on August 13th, 2008 6:35 pm

      Super Dave @ #3

      I am hearing some very interesting things regarding that phoney, out the rear end birth cert.

      The latest I have heard is the birth cert was that of his sister who was born in Hawaii, and as everyone has suspected – it’s been photo chopped to death. Again, this is just what I have heard recently, and I’m not sure exactly what will happen next and if this is totally accurate.

      All so apparent is the font that was not available at the time of Obama’s birth.

      if these Dems ever get one thing right – it will not be the use of fonts for fraudulent documents.

    40. brie. on August 13th, 2008 7:37 pm

      Obama’s place of birth is a big question..and so is his citizenship….he is a black racist…and stinks…skin and bones are what I represent…he may not be eligible to run for President…..Hillary will make sure of that….!!!!

    41. yoyo muffintop on August 13th, 2008 8:39 pm

      #39 – You do understand that what you are looking at is a Certificate of Live Birth and not a Birth Certificate don’t you? You do realize you are looking at a COLB that the State of Hawaii printed in 2007 not 1961 don’t you?

      Why don’t you just file a lawsuit if you’re so concerned. Somebody filed one against McCain today :

    42. yoyo muffintop on August 13th, 2008 10:37 pm

      From the Israelinsider 8/12/08 (which is hardly a fan of Obama):
      As Israel Insider reported, several bloggers rushed and vied to take exclusive credit for the breaking news that the identity of the image supposed used to fabricate Obama’s suspect Certificate of Live Birth image was none other than his sister Maya Soetoro. Leaving aside the implausibility of how such artifacts could have survived the photoshopping process, throughout the land and over the seas, bloggers and forensic specialists alike opened their image editing software and tried to discern a name where the self-proclaimed expert named Techdude claimed it would be. Israel Insider was from the outset skeptical about this latest “discovery” although we dutifully reported the sensational “claim”.

      Indeed, despite promises of a final, final, final report, Techdude didn’t deliver the goods, leaving a bunch of blogs with virtual egg, or worse, on their faces. He is now reportedly “unavailable.”

      To their credit, the sponsoring blogger who “broke” the latest crock ‘fessed up, but then went on to move on to the next big things about the less than immaculate Birth of Obama and the documentation or lack thereof that surrounds that blessed and mysterious event. The smell is not necessarily of myrrh and frankincense.

      The latest assaults on the murky citizenship status of the Senator and Presidential candidate are focused on several separate initiatives. One focuses on the issue of allegedly double or even triple citizenship that Obama may to possess as the result of the foreign origin of his presumed Kenyan birth father and that of his Indonesian step-father, Lolo Soetoro, both Muslims.

      It has been suggested that the reason Obama is reluctant to publish his actual birth certificate is that the name that appears on it is Barry Soetoro, which raised all kinds of question about whether his name was ever changed. There’s also the question of whether Barry acquired citizenship in one or more of his paternal homelands, and whether he continues to be a foreign national in one or both.

      There are reports — unconfirmed and largely from the same coterie that produced the Techdude fiasco — that either Republicans or Clinton operatives have scoured the hinterlands of Indonesia, Kenya, and even Pakistan — where Obama is alleged to have entered using a non-American passport.

      but I do love this from above: “Israel Insider was from the outset skeptical about this latest “discovery” although we dutifully reported the sensational “claim”.”
      aka – we knew it was bullshit but we reported anyway.
      too funny.

    43. dave on August 14th, 2008 9:39 am

      This really must be agonizing for yoyo brainless troll. Make me feel warm and fuzzy all over knowing how much these mindless Obama followers get their undies all scrunched up when the truth comes out.

      John McCain will trounce this fool.

      “I love it when a plan comes together”

    44. Brenda on August 14th, 2008 11:26 am

      yoyo…I could not possible care less about the “N” word, being called a “nigger lover” which I have grown accustomed to, or being called a wingnut like the inunformed and obviously unintelligent Sandra.

      I do not see myself as any of those things…so why the hell should I care? Let people with complexes worry about a simply WORD. It’s JUST a word unless the person reading or hearing it associates him/herself with it.

      If I called you an apple, I am sure you’d roll on the ground laughing about how stupid I was. THAT is how I view the “n” word. Every black or dark skinned person should say “what an ignoramous to use such a phrase” and pass it off.

      It’s how I live my life and as you can tell, I don’t care what you think whatsoever. Call me what you wish as it changes NOTHING about who or what I am.

    45. Brenda on August 14th, 2008 11:29 am

      Tell everyone what….if this Fairness Doctrine thing actually goes through, we will be limited by the law on what we can say or put in print…including blogging on the Internet if the socialist liberal left gets its way. No more free speech!

      SM..what do you know about this and how it would effect us and this site, not to mention talk radio and television? Scares the living crap out of me.

    46. A New Girl on August 14th, 2008 12:03 pm

      Barrack Obama:





      4 Reasons why I know he won’t get my vote. Add in that he is Anti-American, elitist and a bi-racial man who is a RACIST himself….there are a few more big ones!! Let’s not also forget his over all INEXPERIENCE TO LEAD A COUNTRY/NO EXPERIENCE IN FOREIGN POLICY….hmnnnnnnnnn…list just keeps on growing.

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