OJ Simpson’s ROLEX a Fake … Isn’t this the Perfect Metaphor


The Rolex watch that was seized from OJ Simpson by the attorneys of Ron Rolex_FakeGoldman is being returned as it was deemed to be a knock-off fake made in China. My how the mighty have fallen that “The Juice” is walking around with a pseudo-Rolex as a time piece. Before anyone asks OJ for his shoes to they best check out whether they are Bruno Magli’s or Bruno Mahli’s.

Just out of curiosity … who is to say that the watch that OJ gave to the Goldman attorneys was the same one he was wearing in the picture? What if he just sent them a $125 fake instead? Are we just supposed to take OJ’s word?

One thing is for certain … the fake Rolex is truly the perfect metaphor for what has become O.J. Simpson’s life.

Goldman has won a multimillion-dollar wrongful death judgment against Simpson, but the watch has so little value it falls under an exemption in the judgment excluding jewelry worth less than $6,075.

Goldman lawyer David Cook said his client will comply with Friday’s order by Superior Court Judge Gerald Rosenberg.

“While we are clearly disappointed with the outcome, this tells us that collecting on this judgment, against this guy, is really tough,” Cook said.

Cook had hoped the watch might be worth as much as $22,000, but an appraisal from San Francisco jeweler Shreve & Co. concluded it was worth only about $100. Simpson had told his lawyer, Ronald Slates, he paid $125 for it.

Posted October 6, 2007 by
Bizarre, Celebrity, Fun, O J Simpson, WTF | 6 comments

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    6 Responses to “OJ Simpson’s ROLEX a Fake … Isn’t this the Perfect Metaphor”

    1. Carpe Noctem on October 6th, 2007 9:15 pm

      Oh, the Mickey Mouse
      graphic just made my
      weekend! LOL …u funny.

    2. compananzi on October 7th, 2007 2:09 am

      Boycott China is in Order?

    3. Patti on October 7th, 2007 10:41 am

      Perfect Sunday morning news:

      O.J. is a fake.

      Isn’t it just like him to pretend that he’s something that he’s not. His whole life has been a mirage.

      Good Football Player – Debatable, even in his prime he wouldn’t be able to compete with today’s athletes.

      Good Actor – Not

      Good Sports Commentator – Only because of his
      celebrity status

      Good Husband – Not hardly, he practically cut his
      wife’s head off

      Good Father – Not – He left his kids in thier beds
      to find thier mother on the sidewalk the next day

      Good Friend – He doesn’t have any

      Good Burgler – Is that what it was? He thought he
      was just taking what was his, at gun point.

      HA HA – O.J. is good for nothing!

      It will be good to see him FINALLY in jail where
      he belongs… he can keep his “Mickey Mouse” watch
      He’ll need it to watch the time go by.


    4. Auntiem on October 7th, 2007 5:38 pm

      I find it hard to believe that OJ had a fake Rolex..I’ll bet anything that he switched it and gave the fake one to Fred Goldman, or has been wearing a fake one for awhile anticipating that he’d soon be asked for it. Don’t forget, that jerk has had the best lawyers working for him…The Dream Team…the country’s worst nightmare, if you ask me. I hope he gets sent to jail this time, and for a long time…but, somewhere in the back of my mind I think that bum will somehow get away with it, once again.

    5. JustMeT on October 8th, 2007 10:50 am

      Oh haha, OJ with a fake. Bet he was laughing at the Goldmans the whole time. I really hate this man. He wont always win!

    6. watch guy on February 26th, 2008 8:20 pm

      Wait a minute…. Rolex doesn’t make a Mickey Mouse Watch! You can’t fool me!

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