OJ Simpson’s ROLEX a Fake … Isn’t this the Perfect Metaphor
The Rolex watch that was seized from OJ Simpson by the attorneys of Ron Goldman is being returned as it was deemed to be a knock-off fake made in China. My how the mighty have fallen that “The Juice” is walking around with a pseudo-Rolex as a time piece. Before anyone asks OJ for his shoes to they best check out whether they are Bruno Magli’s or Bruno Mahli’s.
Just out of curiosity … who is to say that the watch that OJ gave to the Goldman attorneys was the same one he was wearing in the picture? What if he just sent them a $125 fake instead? Are we just supposed to take OJ’s word?
One thing is for certain … the fake Rolex is truly the perfect metaphor for what has become O.J. Simpson’s life.
Goldman has won a multimillion-dollar wrongful death judgment against Simpson, but the watch has so little value it falls under an exemption in the judgment excluding jewelry worth less than $6,075.
Goldman lawyer David Cook said his client will comply with Friday’s order by Superior Court Judge Gerald Rosenberg.
“While we are clearly disappointed with the outcome, this tells us that collecting on this judgment, against this guy, is really tough,” Cook said.
Cook had hoped the watch might be worth as much as $22,000, but an appraisal from San Francisco jeweler Shreve & Co. concluded it was worth only about $100. Simpson had told his lawyer, Ronald Slates, he paid $125 for it.
Posted October 6, 2007 by Scared Monkeys
Bizarre, Celebrity, Fun, O J Simpson, WTF | 6 comments
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Oh, the Mickey Mouse
graphic just made my
weekend! LOL …u funny.
Boycott China is in Order?
Perfect Sunday morning news:
O.J. is a fake.
Isn’t it just like him to pretend that he’s something that he’s not. His whole life has been a mirage.
Good Football Player – Debatable, even in his prime he wouldn’t be able to compete with today’s athletes.
Good Actor – Not
Good Sports Commentator – Only because of his
Good Husband – Not hardly, he practically cut his
wife’s head off
Good Father – Not – He left his kids in thier beds
to find thier mother on the sidewalk the next day
Good Friend – He doesn’t have any
Good Burgler – Is that what it was? He thought he
was just taking what was his, at gun point.
HA HA – O.J. is good for nothing!
It will be good to see him FINALLY in jail where
he belongs… he can keep his “Mickey Mouse” watch
He’ll need it to watch the time go by.
I find it hard to believe that OJ had a fake Rolex..I’ll bet anything that he switched it and gave the fake one to Fred Goldman, or has been wearing a fake one for awhile anticipating that he’d soon be asked for it. Don’t forget, that jerk has had the best lawyers working for him…The Dream Team…the country’s worst nightmare, if you ask me. I hope he gets sent to jail this time, and for a long time…but, somewhere in the back of my mind I think that bum will somehow get away with it, once again.
Oh haha, OJ with a fake. Bet he was laughing at the Goldmans the whole time. I really hate this man. He wont always win!
Wait a minute…. Rolex doesn’t make a Mickey Mouse Watch! You can’t fool me!