Dumbest Criminal of the Week: Unzipped Fly Leads to Drug Bust


Don’t ever let anyone tell you that drugs do not affect the brain. The following stories may be proof positive. This should be a lesson to all men to always check your fly. This Wisconsin man was wishing he had prior to his encounter with the police. There is no truth to the rumor that this man waived his one phone call in lieu of a bag of Doritos.


SHEBOYGAN, Wis. (AP) – Too bad nobody told him his fly was down. A 22-year-old man was arrested for drug possession after police found a marijuana pipe and drugs stashed in his underwear.

As embarrassingly bad as the above story is, it may be worse when one crashes into a police vehicle with 43 pounds of marijuana in your trunk. It certainly was the easiest drug busts for these South Carolina police.

Posted March 7, 2007 by
Bizarre, Crime | 2 comments

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  • Comments

    2 Responses to “Dumbest Criminal of the Week: Unzipped Fly Leads to Drug Bust”

    1. dennisintn on March 7th, 2007 11:19 pm

      remember that old saying “they don’t call it dope for nothing”.

    2. Freebrid on March 8th, 2007 2:04 pm

      I hope no one else had been puffing on the ole pipe seeing his hiding place was in his undies!!!!!!!!

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