RSSThree Men and a Baby and a Sperm Donor … WTF
In the wake of Anna Nicole Smith’s death there wages a war over who is Anna’s baby daddy. First there were two men, Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern claiming to be the father. Then Zsa Zsa Gabor’s wacky husband, Prince Frederic von Anhalt, made the bizarre claim that he fathered Smith’s daughter.
(Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern … who’s your daddy?)
Could the baby actually have been fathered by the frozen sperm of 90-year-old J. Howard Marshall? The battle over Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern has become not about a baby … its about a potential multi-million dollar lottery ticket. What a shame. 
Anna Nicole Smith’s baby could inherit millions or nothing. The case waits to be determined by the SCOTUS.
Can we just have the DNA tests done to figure out who is the father. There should be no reason why any of the individuals that are claiming to be the father would not want this to occur, unless there is another agenda.
Posted February 11, 2007 by Scared Monkeys Anna Nicole Smith, Bizarre, Celebrity, Child Welfare | 34 comments |
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i am the mystery donor.Leave the baby alone
I tend to find some of the reports as “not very” believable.
The MSM sensationalism is flying.
R
I saw Prince Nutso. WTF is he the Prince of ?
And how did he get away from his nurse ?
He and Zsa Zsa make a lovely couple of their Kingdom .
I think the prince has a legitimate case. if he’s not the father then ok… whatever. But if he is.. then you can’t blame him for wanting to know. He has been having an affair with Anna Nicole, we just have to wait and see if he is or isn’t.
I agree the media is blowing this sky high for ratings.. Give it time, a paternity test will tell all soon enough. If only they would spend some of that time reporting on missing people.
Hey all, My moneys on TOM being the daddy and He’s just sitting back waiting for his 15 min of fame. He just seems sorta sneaky to me the type ANS always liked .
ROFLMAO ! Tom ol Boy hope that ya know I am just teasen ya a Bit, Hope that is ok ?
Jerry from Ohio
Did you hear that Mr. Marshall’s sperm was preserved so that Anna could still bear his child through artificial insemination.
I’m worried about the baby guys…..worried that if backed into a corner and he knows his mealticket ride is OVER that Howard could kill himself & do the unthinkable and taking the ultimate revenge by taking this child’s life with his own.
Did everyone get an eyefull looking in Anna’s fridge in Nassau?? The owner of the house has his lawyer change the locks once he learned Howard & Anna were in Florida.
But guess what Howard came back to the island and got the same locksmith to change the locks Again & took over the house.
Inside the fridge was industrialized white jug with the words *METHADONE* written on the front of the jug.
The medical examiner when asked said he saw no evidence of injection marks on Anna’s body yet you can also see small bottles of injectable drugs next to the industrial sized jug of liquid Methadone.
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SM: What show did you see that on? (klaasend)
hey klass!
It wasn’t a show…..go to TMZ.com, its on the front page.
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SM: Already found it, thanks! (klaasend)
I think the ” Prince” has an overactive imagination. Like he dreamt his thing with Anna and believed it was true.
He just wanted to be on TV.
The size of that jug floored me.
I resemble that comment.
I got 20 that says Grampy Marshall never
‘knocked one off’ to produce a certified
regulation sized wiz-cicle!
I know he’s got that geechy smile thing going on,
but come onnnnnn. lol
lol i can’t even go there Carpe!
Methinks there must be money in the pockets of the paternity suit….
Anyway, I think it was Grover Cleveland who, once in the White House, was dogged by rumors that he had sired a baby on an unwed mother, which in the 19th century was big stuff.
So a popular song arose as a political satire:
Ma! Ma! Where’s my Pa?
Gone to the White House? Ha, ha, ha!
(I guess political satire was more literate in those days.)
Let’s hope that doesn’t come into play….
Tom’s the father? LOLOL funny comment
The “Prince” is Prince of Nothing. He BOUGHT the title. Read it on the Wiki.
I read that the “Prince” wanted to “adopt” Anna, but Z.Z. Gabor wouldn’t sign the papers.
Why did many of the men involved with Anna have to use her for sex?
The old coot billionaire could have been a bigger man by seeing Anna more as a daughter or granddaugher and sending her to college. He could have guided Anna in her life and used his money for good.
Instead he pays for BREAST IMPLANTS.
Look, the papa could be ANYONE!!! I’m suprised the father of her son hasn’t claimed to be the proud papa!!
And, if he is dead, then maybe Nicole froze his sperm too!!
Honey???
Yes, could you please sign this… is the license renewal.
Ok…
Now, could you sign this one? This is the insurance
renewal for full coverage on the Honda for six more
months.
Thank you, sweetie!
Now, could you sign this one? This one is just the
adoption papers on the 35 year old pole dancer with
the gi-goondo 44D jumblies.
Problem POOKIE????
Prince Nutso (Zsa Zsa’s husband) was very cold in his comment when asked if he loved Anna, he said NO and
gave a lecture on what love was and that he loved
his wife! What a jerk…. the player is telling us
what love is all about.
His cold response in regard to Anna …he sounded like
a Nazi officer reporting in! I pray the baby is not his
from his frozen sperm connection…He is an old man!
The baby is not Marshall’s…. otherwise she would
have implanted/impregnated his old sperm cells long
ago when she was in court trying to get her half of
the estate.
Sharon (#21)
Were there any follow-up questions like: If you loved your wife so much, what were you doing having sex with Anna Nicole in the first place?
Too bad she didn’t have Howard around at the beginning, he probably would have had her use Old Man Marshalls sperm so she could through herself on the court, pleading:
But, Please, Your Honor, I need all of that money because I have his child to think about!?!?!??!
{a whole new concept for her: thinking about her child}
In honor of Ann Nicole Smith & Grampa Marshall’s Love
…and in celebration of ‘VALEM-TIMES DAY’ coming
up this WEDNESDAY…
(2 days from now – don’t forget!)
… a love song for you.
‘Chances Are’ – by Johnny Manpitts
—
Chances are ’cause I wear a pair of ‘Depends’
The moment you come into view
Chances are you think that I’m in love with you
Just because my composure sort of slips
The moment that my teeth are reinserted in my lips
Chances are you think my heart’s your Valentine!
…And I Really Dooze Luv Youze, yas friggin’ Porcupine.
I don’t trust Stern. I think Smith married him because you can’t make a wife testify against her husband in court and vise-versa. I think they got married as a strategic move in the legal system. Smith has been thorugh hell with the lawsuit over Marshall’s money. She wasn’t so weak. Weakened perhaps by Daniel’s death and the knowledge of what caused it. Marrying Stern would leave that death without her testimony unless she offered it.
I also heard though that the Bahamian Prime Minister Gibson is on the paternity suit. Citizenship for sex. Also that the owner of the mansion Smith was fighting over may be the father. Sex for Mansions. Stern is most likely NOT the father Sex for free, Sex for love? I think not.
Poor little girl, I hope she never googles when she is older.
Jackie,
Thompson, the owner of the mansion, is an older man who had a vasectomy a few years ago and cannot be the father. However, there are reports he was asked to say he was because Anna needed a property owner to claim residence on the island.
Jackie… Stern and Smith did not have a legal marriage
just a pretend one, exchanging vows…thats it! I will
be glad when the baby can go to her real father…
I think Howard is in trouble and he or Anna both never became citizens of the Bahamas. They applied for but
did not obtain citizenship.
They are American (she was that is)….
Has anyone claimed to be Dannielynn’s SURROGATE mother yet? Sorry, it isn’t funny, but wouldn’t surprise me at all if someone did.
The only thing these three men can see is dollar signs in their eyes! I hope Dannielynn is Marshall’s baby
Wow! What a mess…
We like to acknowledge the victims on this web-site and in the case of Anna Nicole Smith and the wacky life that she led, there are plenty:
Larry Birkhead: A photographer that fell in love with Anna Nicole during his many sessions with her. The man that had not fathered, merely, one child with Anna Nicole but two. She had suffered a miscarriage with the first baby that she had conceived with him and upon hearing of the second, they both were happy. She has admitted that he is the father on several occasions, including once in an e-mail addressed to her friend that is included in an sworn affidavit. He had sang to the baby, in it’s mother’s wound, and had gone shopping with Anna in search of baby clothes. Upon his request that she stop taking drugs, for the sake of the child, she, quickly broke it off with him.
G. Ben Thompson: A real estate developer with whom Anna Nicole, secretly, had a sexual affair. He is the owner of the mansion in which Anna and Howard were living. Anna Nicole had approached him saying that she was pregnant with his child, only to have him flush her dreams (and possible schemes) down the toilet when he informed her that he had had a vasectomy several years back and could not possibly have fathered any children. It was he that Anna Nicole said had GIVEN her the mansion in Nassau. Upon her death, he had the locks changed in an attempt to keep Howard K. Stern off his property.
Of course, we have the other men with which Anna Nicole had been having an affair during the time of her conception, one of which is a married man.
But, now, it seems that we have another man throwing his hat into the ring: Alexander Denk, a former cook on Anna Nicole’s reality show, turn body guard (he was not the body guard that had been with her on her trip to Hollywood, Florida). He has alluded to the possibility that the baby, Daniellanne could be his, as well.
And, then, ofcourse, there’s Howard. Possibly the only man with which Anna Nicole Smith would not have sex with. In that sworn affidavit filed with the California courts, her friend makes mention that, upon the suggestion that Anna marry Howard, in an attempt to give the baby a legal dad; Anna was quoted as saying “Yuck!”
The plot thickens… Did Howard go off in a rage, over his jealousy of her and all these men? I am keeping an open mind on all the possibilities.
Pictures can say a thousand words:
Look at the picture on this article of Anna Nicole Smith during her special commitment ceremony –
Doesn’t she look like a person who, disappointedly,
just won the “booby” prize?
Oh, Howard! How did she ever get stuck with you?!?!?!?!?!
Jackie:
LOL!!! Sex for Money, Sex for Mansions, Sex for Free!
Poor, poor Anna Nicole…