This is the definition of cool and lame at the same time. Everyone is Person of the Year according to Time Magazine. So, take a bow and book a speaking agent, because you too can bill yourself as Time Magazine’s “Person of the Year.” via the Drudge Report


Posted December 16, 2006 by
General, Media, Real Estate | 12 comments

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  • Comments

    12 Responses to “TIME: EVERYONE IS ‘PERSON OF THE YEAR’”

    1. LouiseVargas on December 16th, 2006 10:08 pm

      I can live with this choice by Time Magazine. I was skeered it would be Ahmadinejad and I didn’t want to see that!

    2. Carpe Noctem on December 17th, 2006 9:33 am

      I vote Joe Tackle-Pain-Yo

      Dill-weed of the Year!

      What a total,

      full-on, serial SH-MINGUS.

      Pox on his house, I say.

      Ploooppppptpt -J4N-

    3. Miss-Underestimated on December 17th, 2006 11:27 am

      Off topic but what about the congressmen who went to Cuba out side of the laws we have against dealing with Cuba?
      What are these guys thinking?

    4. joe bear on December 17th, 2006 1:15 pm

      I have to decline the honor,as I have too many already,and I am not worthy.Thanks for the thought.

    5. Carpe Noctem on December 17th, 2006 3:37 pm

      LOL Joe Bear.

    6. pdh3 on December 17th, 2006 4:19 pm

      This is kind of an interesting choice.

    7. R-squared on December 17th, 2006 10:56 pm

      What a stupid cop out to avoid making a politically incorrect choice.

    8. kay zee ess on December 19th, 2006 7:33 am

      I think that next year Time magazine should present “no one” as person of the year.

      That being said, it will give the illustrious magazine a full year to manage to get a picture of “no one” for their front cover and story.

      What say you?

    9. Para2legal on December 19th, 2006 12:39 pm

      Wow – can’t wait to put this on my resume!!!!

    10. Richard on December 19th, 2006 3:39 pm

      I’m Man of the Year? God, I didn’t know that things were that bad. To paraphrase Groucho Marx, I wouldn’t want to live in a year of which I could be the man. That somehow doesn’t come out too well, though ….

    11. Mortella on December 19th, 2006 11:22 pm

      This is totally lame. Reminds me of what a little kid would do as an excuse for not doing their homework. Well, I guess it is better than their usual choices but still seems like just a cop out to avoid actually having to do any research.

      Maybe they are too embarrassed by some of their blunders in the past and think this is safer.

    12. Brenda T. on December 20th, 2006 2:08 pm

      #7 & #8 sums it up quite well. A true cope-out and it probably should read “no one” next year to match the dopey cover this year.

      I guess “you” includes Saddam, Scott Peterson, O.J and the likes (that is if they read Time Magazine.)


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