Oops, she did it again … Britney Spears Files for Divorce


File this one under … what took so long … It’s over for Britney Spears and Kevin Federline.Brittany

Breaking news from CNN … Oops, she did it again. If you had 2 years, one month and one day on the over/under in the Spears second marriage you lost.  Brittany Spears has officially filed for divorce according to court documents. This time is Kevin Federine who bites the dust. After her first marriage that lasted a whopping 55 hours to Jason Alexander, this time Britney’s marriage lasted a little over 2 years and one month. This does bode well for potential husband #3.

TMZ.com reports that Spears filed legal papers Tuesday in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing “irreconcilable differences.” Spears is asking for legal and physical custody of their two children, 1-year-old Sean Preston and 2-month-old Jayden James.

The date of separation was listed as Monday. (TMZ)

The reason for the divorce? Irreconcilable differences. One could argue those may have been the same reason why the two were married.

UPDATE: (11/8/06) This is Priceless … Britney’s Timing: Was It All About the Prenup?

As they always say, follow the money. In this case its the prenup. This is too funny, personally I don’t blame Britney one bit. The reason for the day picked by Ms Spears reads more like a sports contract. Seems that her “slacker” beau will not be given an option for a third year with incentives. LOL.

Britney Spears didn’t pick Nov. 6 as the day to file for divorce from Kevin Federline by accident.

She filed two years and one month from the day of her marriage, on Oct. 6, 2004. Her prenup, according to legal theorists, evidently carried increases for Federline for every year of their marriage. And those deadlines, they say, likely had 30-day grace periods.

Hence, Nov. 6 would have been Britney’s last chance to get out of paying a third year of alimony settlement to a basically talentless slacker who was a drain on her finances. (Fox News)


Posted November 7, 2006 by
Celebrity, Fun, Hollywood | 26 comments

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    26 Responses to “Oops, she did it again … Britney Spears Files for Divorce”

    1. joe bear on November 7th, 2006 5:01 pm

      Are we really suprised?I lost in the office pool,I had 298 days and 1 child.Joe

    2. Patti on November 7th, 2006 5:43 pm

      Straight from the maternity ward to Divorce Court. What
      is wrong with girls these days??? And to think that she
      is an American idol? Poor little rich girl… maybe she
      needs to visit with Madonna and figure out how to really
      screw her life up.

    3. JusticeforNatalee on November 7th, 2006 6:00 pm

      Good news that she is leaving the Sperminator–who has fathered four kids before age 30 and is taking care of NONE of them.

      I am not a Britney fan–but glad that she finally wised up.

    4. tom on November 7th, 2006 6:18 pm

      i’m not a real fan of britney spears but not surprised that she got a divorce from her hubby she wanted i guess wanted a divorce well i guess she got it.

    5. kw on November 7th, 2006 6:26 pm


    6. kw on November 7th, 2006 6:26 pm


    7. chris on November 7th, 2006 6:34 pm

      Hate to see them break up, Those two deserved eachother soooo much. Just so much trash with money….chris

    8. Joanie on November 7th, 2006 8:09 pm

      Why does anyone care about Hollywood anyway?!

    9. molly on November 7th, 2006 8:50 pm

      Britney Spears is a neighbor in Louisiana. She
      was a sweet lovable young lady. Fame and money
      has certainly changed her. I hope she will grow
      up ,or grow back, to what she was.

    10. joe bear on November 7th, 2006 9:17 pm

      Her ex is a lazy sponge,who should neutered to remove his seeds from the geen pool.Joe

    11. mishy on November 8th, 2006 12:55 am

      Well thank goodness. She’s gotten nothing but bad press since she got together with that leach. I hope she has learned some lessons and can salvage her career and be a good mother…

    12. Patti on November 8th, 2006 3:06 am

      I don’t know…. I kinda worry about her. She seems to be
      attracted to ALLLLL the wrong kinda guys. And she wants to
      be seen too much… she needs to stay home, lay low, work
      out, take care of the children, work in the studio and
      THEN have a coming back party!!!!! Why does she like the
      press so much? Is she dying for attention as the people in
      her songs are?????

      Lay low, girl, and maybe they’ll be able to salvage your
      career. Don’t forget the one’s who made you!!!

    13. patti on November 8th, 2006 3:08 am

      Besides, it looks like her silicone is slipping and slipping
      and slipping… she looks HORRIBLE!!!!!

    14. chris on November 8th, 2006 8:25 am

      #8 Joanie, why did you look here?
      This morning It made the headline of my local paper. This is Cowtown TX. We can’t get away from it.
      My values are a bit different from most because I’m an old lady and not a teen adoring all these teenyboppers, but let me tell you, if some girl like Brit, Lindsay or Paris, who hop into bed with a different guy every other week, lived in my town, we’d call them sluts and poor (rich) white trash.
      It’s sad that they weren’t raised to be GOOD role models…chris

    15. Maria loves pictures on November 8th, 2006 9:51 am

      What an interesting development.
      I guess Britneys book with tips for newlly weds is a total crap now, because she is filing for divorce a second time in a row.

      Thank you for sharing this story with me !

    16. Carpe Noctem on November 8th, 2006 10:41 am
    17. para2legal on November 8th, 2006 10:45 am

      Love is blind. After 2 years and 2 kids she wised up. Good for her. Hope she tossed the bubble gum along with hubby.

    18. dutchhog on November 8th, 2006 12:52 pm

      i didn’t even know she used to be married to JASON ALEXANDER!isn’t he the bald little fat guy from SEINFELD!


      SM:Â   Nope, different Jason Alexander (klaasend)

    19. dutchhog on November 8th, 2006 1:11 pm

      i still think she’s one hot potato!to bad she’s got the same I.Q.to!!LOL!!i’am single to… AGAIN!!do you think she will go for a long haired poor private musicteacher from holland!!i teach kids to!so mabey i can teach her kids to make actual music!!LOL!

    20. da wench on November 8th, 2006 4:08 pm

      I’m not a Britney fan either, but I’m glad she has finally starting taking control of her life. All the interviews she gave denying there was trouble in paradise is not surprising and I certainly cannot blame her for wanting to keep her unhappy marriage private for as long as possible. I hope she has some true friends she can count on through this ordeal.

    21. Carpe Noctem on November 8th, 2006 6:36 pm

      I’m with Dutch Hog – ROGER DAT.

      She may never launch a rocket…
      or travel *OVERSEAS* as she says
      TO… CANADA! lol

      …but she IS A cutie. Prego, skinny,
      or in between. She’s ONE hot tater.

      Bring your oven mitts.

      She still needs some
      additional driving safe
      driving courses
      though, for the record. ahemmm

    22. Patti on November 9th, 2006 2:41 am

      How long did she stay married to the first one??? 55 Hours?

      In my day that wouldn’t be considered a marriage…. just
      a one night stand. Who WAS that anyway??? I thought that
      she was in love with that Jason guy from Insink or whatever
      their names were. Wasn’t his name Jason, too? Now, THEY
      would have made a cute, bobsy-type couple. What ever
      happened to him? They could tour together and take the
      kids with them…. Weren’t THEY supposed to be in love?
      Maybe she got a little jealous about the Janet Jackson
      thing and married this other guy in spite…

      Anyways…. what I was going to say, is that I think she
      just needs to slow down for a while and take hold of her
      carreer instead of letting it hold her. She needs to buy
      a villa in Switzerland, or somewhere, and do like Diana
      Ross did. Keep her private life private.

      I hope she makes some more music….. she’s good.

      Dutch Dog…. it’s not ALWAYS about t & a! Hot potatoes
      fresh out of the oven… yum-yum!!!! ….. let the butter
      melt…. slap a little sour cream on there… dig in!!!

      Men are such pigs….. lmao!!!!!!!

    23. Brenda T. on November 9th, 2006 7:58 am

      Patti, Believe it or not…she DID hang with Madonna for a while. That is how Britney got into that Kabala (sp.) religion for a while. She got with K’Fed during her stint with Kabala. Oh well, so much for Madonna’s influence. Didn’t shd marry Sean Penn? Not a far cry from Kevin.


    24. Patti on November 9th, 2006 3:55 pm

      Brenda: I know… that was my point. She needs to get back
      to simply being herself, stop living for everybody else,
      and live for herself and her children.

      She’s good enough on her own, she doesn’t have to be Madonna
      too. I hope things go better for her…. she is adorable.

    25. Ramlady on November 9th, 2006 9:01 pm

      #19; DHog: Poor music teacher…..?? I thought you said you were in construction. What happened to that Mercedes you said you had twenty years ago?? And the gun club membership?? You do still have the Harley…..right?

    26. Brenda T. on November 10th, 2006 9:22 am


      Right..she doesn’t need anyone but her family (sans x-Fed) and children right now.

      She been in the public eye most of her life and doesn’t seem to know who she really is. Took me until I was almost 40 to REALLY grow up. You know, stop the silly bull-crap mind games with everyone…whether starting them or playing them. Worrying over nothing. NOT worth it!

      Of course, I used to think I was mature in my 20′s. What a joke!


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