Another Candidate for Teacher of the Year … Kama Sutra meets Sesame Street … Brought to you by the Letter E

It is being passed off as a mistake, yet I am not so sure. It would almost have been better if someone had said the mistake was intentional as it is unbelievable that so many people within the school system missed this incredible gaff. The blunder you ask?

MONROE, N.Y. Sep 18, 2006 (AP)— School officials apologized after an X-rated font was used on a third-grade spelling packet handed out to parents. The font showed male and female stick figures in provocative poses to form the letters of the alphabet. (ABC News)

Letter E

(Click on the “E” to see font, warning sexually graffic in a movie‘Bird Cage’ kind of way)

If “E” is for embarrassment … then “L” is for the lack of attention provided by the entire school system.

Central Valley — “E” is for embarrassed — like the teacher who inadvertently used a kinky alphabet in a handout to parents. “C” is for the calls alerting school officials to the sexy script. And “A” is for the apology that followed. A veteran teacher used the font — depicting quasi-anatomically correct male and female stick figures contorting into letters of the alphabet — on the cover sheet of a spelling curriculum given to parents at a Pine Tree Elementary open house last week. (Recordonline)

School administrators said the teacher did not use the font intentionally. I am tending to agree with Michelle Malkin on this one. How many packets were compiled and yet not one was checked. Intentional or incompetence, neither is really acceptable.

Riiight. The teacher’s fingers just accidentally slipped and downloaded the font, then accidentally slipped again when pressing print and compiling the packets.

The A-B-Cs of S-E-X

Attention, class: ‘D’ is for ‘D’oh!’

An undoubtedly red-faced elementary school teacher in Monroe, N.Y., inadvertently gave parents a lesson in the ABC’s of XXX at an open house when she distributed a spelling curriculum handout with pornographic print, the Times Herald-Record reports.

Can you spell H-U-M-I-L-I-A-T-I-N-G?

The frisky font consisted of male and female stick figures … ahem … working in titillating togetherness to form the letters of the alphabet (Fox News)

 

Posted September 19, 2006 by
Bizarre, Education, Fun, Technology | 16 comments

NYC to Terrorists … We will be coming back bigger and better … Freedom Towers

Islamic terrorists thought they could destroy NYC and the American will. They thought by bringing down the Twin Towers that America would fold. Not only were they cowards, but fools as well … THEY THOUGHT WRONG.

The Real Estate Bloggers has a look to the future and the new innovative NYC skyline of what will be The Freedom Towers.

 

Posted September 11, 2006 by
9/11, Bloggers, Real Estate, Technology | one comment

Katie Couric, Who Needs Atkins or the South Beach Diet when you have CBS photoshop (Fauxtography)

Katie Couric has literally become the “Incredible Shrinking Anchor-woman”. Move over South Beach, Atkins, Sonoma diet, Jenny Craig and lyposuction. There is a new diet sheriff in town that sheds pounds, lightens skin and gets rid of any unwanted blemishes in mere minutes … its called “photoshop”.

“Besides Photoshop, the only other way to lose 20 pounds in a matter of seconds would be to hack off a limb,” joked Samantha Heller, the senior clinical nutritionist at NYU Medical Center.

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Posted August 30, 2006 by
Fun, Media, Technology | no comments

Aru-bay/Chicago Pond and White Bag Videos; Did a Witness say they saw Weights?

The following are stills from the Aru-bay videos and Chicago 510 videos.

This portion of the video was uploaded to the aru-bay site on June 15th, therefore it was taken some times between 6/10/05 – 6/15/05. You determine what you are looking at and what you see. Notice what is in the corner of the concrete structure.

The video starts out where they are driving near the hotels in the area where Dave Holloway said Koen’s boat could launch:

Arubay 1

Arubay 2

Then they pull back out on the road, turn right to a pond area that is on both sides of the road

Arubay 3

On this side of the road they pan in on a pipe that appears rusty?

Arubay 4

Arubay 5

This is still on that side of the pond

Arubay 6

Arubay 7

Then they walk to the other side of the pond and pan in on a white bag

Arubay 8

We have hight-lighted this photo. Notice what could be a weight in the corner. Others have speculated what they see under the material. 
 
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Then they turn right and you see that the Marriott is just down the road
 
Arubay 10
 
Satellite view of the area
 
Arubay 11
 
Hat Tip: Klaasend

Cell Phones and Electronic Devices Are Dangerous for Air Travel According to Study

Who knew? And I always thought they just wanted us to use those high priced phones they provided on the plane. That and I can’t imagine being on a three hour flight and having to listen to someone chat on their cell phone the entire way. The restriction of use of cell phones probably prevents more air rage than any study could learn.

More here on the dangers of using cell phones.

Posted March 4, 2006 by
Technology, Travel | no comments

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