“HOPA & Change: Real or Fake … Jenny Quits her Job … This is Hysterical

Here’s some “HOPA & Change” you can believe in … or not?

We are unsure whether the following story of Jenny quitting her job is true or a spoof. In any event it is damn funny and a great use of office ”white board” to communicate her message. Hell hath no fury like a “HOPA” scorned! Get the full story at The Chive.

Hey Barack Obama, your stimulus package did not save or create a job for Jenny … add her to the 9.5% unemployment.

Make sure to go to The Chive for the full pictorial story.

The Other Mc Cain seems to think that Jenny is going to have a difficult time finding gainful employment; however, I have to agree with Tiger Hawk. I think Jenny will have no problem at all and a much easier time that former Jet Blue flight attendent Steven Slater.

Who cares whether The Chive “snookered” the web … this was fantastic!

Donkeys Para-sailing … More Exclusive Pics of Obama’s Vacation

Bizarre video of a Donkey para-sailing as a promotion or is it just more pics of the President’s vacationing?

Now if these folks really wanted to pull off an advertising promotion without any claims of animal cruelty they would have had the Donkey golfing and using his sand wedge on the beach.

NBA’s Shaquille O’Neal to Challenge Last Year’s Scripps National Spelling Bee Champion, 14 Year Old Kavya Shivashankar to Spell Off

Oh this should be priceless …

The NBA’s Shaquille O’Neal is going to challenge last years National Spelling Bee Champion, 14 Year Old Kavya Shivashankar to spell off. Sorry, can hardly hold back the laughter on this one.

O’Neal made an impromptu appearance at the hotel where the bee is under way this week. He challenged Shivashankar onstage after the sixth round of semifinals. She accepted his challenge, even allowing him two misspelled words, warning him she beat Jimmy Kimmel in a similar challenge last year.

“Are you sure you want to do this?” she asked O’Neal, the tallest person in the ballroom. “I did win the national spelling bee last year.”

“Keep in mind I have my bachelor’s and master’s, and I’m ready to go,” he said.

Maybe Shaquille O’Neal has a better chance at beating 14 year old Kavya Shivashankar in spelling than he does a free throw shooting competition.

Some highlights from Spelling B’s past and the reason why this is now considered Must “B” TV

14 year old Anamika Veeramani of North Royalton, OH is the winner of the 2010 National Spelling Bee in Washington, DC, on Friday, June 4, 2010.

Shaq is just lucky he does not have to go up against the 1997 Spelling Bee Champion Rebecca Sealfon. Rebecca would own you. I also heard she has a strong move to the rim.  She was one of my all time spelling bee favorites

Who can ever forget … spell Numnah … or numbnut. I bet even Shaq can spell numbnut.

Bill Maher: Obama Not Acting Like A “Real Black” President

Bill Maher on HBO said the Following: (snipit if Video can be seen HERE)

What, a stereo-type of a gangsta black thug??? Can you imagine if a Republican said what Maher said? Would it be looked upon as being funny? Do is this racism or humor? Or do you think that the MSM, Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson would be i n full assault mode?

 ”I thought when we elected a black president, we were going to get a black president. You know, this [BP oil spill] is where I want a real black president. I want him in a meeting with the BP CEOs, you know, where he lifts up his shirt where you can see the gun in his pants. That’s — (in black man voice) ‘we’ve got a motherfu**ing problem here?’ Shoot somebody in the foot.”

I wonder how Bill Clinton would have handled this, after all he was our first black President.

No Doubt About It … There’s a Rat at the White House

A picture is worth a thousand words … it is official folks, there is a rat at the White House.

Drudge via the Gateway Pundit

Many have suspected it for months and now its official, from the AP:

In his battle with the titans of Wall Street, President Barack Obama almost got upstaged by a rat.

But he didn’t even seem to notice. Assuming that’s what it was, scurrying in front of his podium Thursday in a sun-drenched Rose Garden.

Obama had just begun an afternoon statement to reporters lauding the end of a Senate filibuster on his financial overhaul plan when some kind of rodent — opinions differ on which — dashed out of the bushes to his right, just outside the Oval Office.

As photographers snapped away, the critter trundled straight past the gray podium with the presidential seal and made a bee-line for another set of bushes to Obama’s left.

Maybe a rat is not out of place after all in DC, as No Sheeple Here states … they are pretty common place.

The metaphors are too easy for this one. Was this rat looking for some stimulus money, maybe some free Obamacare? Or maybe, just maybe the rat was fleeing the sinking ship S.S. Obama.