SNL Mocks Barack Obama’s Debate Performance … He Was Distracted because He Forgot to Buy Michelle’s Anniversary Gift (VIDEO)
The LEFT goes after Obama poor debate performance … Art imitating Life.
SNL skewered President Barack Obama during a skit last night that mocked Obama over his failed, pathetic and disastrous debate performance in the first Presidential debate in Denver Colorado against Mitt Romney. SNL’s premise is that Obama was distracted during the debate because he had forgot to buy Michelle Obama’s 20th wedding anniversary gift. Even when moderator Jim Leher asked Obama whether he wished to comment as Romney just took credit for killing Osama Bin Ladin, Obama responded by saying, “No, you two go ahead”. They even depicted as tired and sleeping Obama about to lose consciousness because of the Al Gore altitude excuse. At debates end, Obama was asleep.
Why was this skit funny, because it was damn near close to what happened during the debate as Barack Obama was a no show and could not defend his failed presidency or counter any of Romney’s comments. It was not until the next day before Obama’s minions decided the Obama campaign direction would be to just call Romney a liar as they had no direction for America. Hey why not, they had no problem calling Romney a murderer, calling someone a liar pales in comparison.
Lib Comedian Bill Maher Rips Obama on Debate Performance: “He Sucked … He Looks Like he Took My Millions and Spent it on Weed”
Hmm, wonder how Maher feels about his return on investment of his $1 million Obama donation?
WHEN LIBS ATTACK ... Uber-Lib and comedian Bill Maher ripped President Barack Obama during his opening monologue on HBO’s ‘Real Time’ on Obama’s less than lackluster debate performance. Maher was on a roll and it must have pained hi, especially since he had forked over $1 million to the Obama campaign and got a sleep walking president in return. As Maher stated, “He looked tired. He had trouble getting his answers out. It looked like he took my million and spent it all on weed.” Maher also went on to contrast the two candidates, as Romney looking “charged up” and Obama was looking like Michael Jackson on diprivan. YIKES!
Maher Rips Obama and of course the obligatory shots at Romney (warning: language)
During his opening monologue tonight, Bill Maher admitted he was not happy with how President Obama did during his first big debate this week. He told his audience that Obama undeniably “sucked” during the debate, and surmised that the million dollars he gave to the campaign was probably spent on weed.
Maher surmised that because Wednesday was Obama’s anniversary, “he apparently had the sex first and was completely spent” for the debate. He contrasted Romney looking “charged up” with Obama looking like Michael Jackson on diprivan. Maher admitted that Obama “sucked” during the debate, and made a joke referencing the money he gave to the pro-Obama Super PAC.
I’ll give Maher credit … he certainly went after Obama for his inept debate performance. As the Pirate Cove opines, its only a matter of time before his words are branded as racist.
Yikes, VP Joe Biden Cozies Up to Voters, Um, Get’s Lap Dance on the Campaign Trail in Seaman, OH … Caption Contest, Biden Perv Edition
WOW, talk about a picture writing the story. This might have to be a caption contest, the heck with a post.
Here is a visual I am trying to get out of my mind, I am guessing that Obama’s VP Joe Biden was never told about boundaries and not getting in anothers space. Biden cozies up to voters at a campaign stop at Cruisers Diner on Sunday.Um, how inappropriate is this? I mean really, is he getting a lap dance or making promises to get votes? Check out the dude on the left, if looks could kill. As Right Scoop says, these guys will do anything for a vote. Anything but what is good for America, that is.
CAPTION CONTEST – BIDEN PERV EDITION
Carolyn Kaster / AP – Vice President Joe Biden talks to customers during a stop at Cruisers Diner, Sept. 9, in Seaman, Ohio
Have at it. What are the chances that the Secret Service would not step in if Biden got his A$$ kicked by these two bikers? Ok, Biden is officially the pervy uncle invited to the holiday dinner that no one wants to go near or has to sit next to. Can’t you picture Joe Biden have a G-8 summit and having world leaders sit in his lap? And this dude is a heart beat away from the Presidency. Let me just say, the Democrats and MSM had a lot of nerve questioning Sarah Palin’s ability to by VP in 2008.
A White House pool report says the bikers may be part of a group called the “Shaddowmen.” No details were available on their real names or what discussion led to the lap incident
They have a Caption contest going on over at the Jawa Report as well.
Some that come to mind to get things started …
- You think Obama has a “big stick” babe.
- Hey toots, Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am …
- This doesn’t look like any 7-Eleven or a Dunkin’ Donuts in Delaware.
Welcome to the Barack Obama Spelling Bee …
Oops … Barack Obama has his own Dan Quayle moment … Um Mr. President, It’s Ohio, not O-I-H-O. I guess we now know why Obama did not release his college transcripts. And we were told that Barack Obama was the most intelligent president ever. Well maybe, not so much. I wonder how the folks in the battleground state of Ohio feel about the incumbent President not knowing how to
spell spell the name of their state? Of course that has not prevented Obama from pandering in Ohio for votes what seems three times a week.
A word of advice to @BarackObama: it’s “O-H-I-O” that has 18 electoral votes, not “O-I-H-O” pic.twitter.com/babXzAtp
There is no truth to the rumor that Barack Obama also thought that Oiho was the 57th state in the United States. Although it is true that the in the tank, Barack Obama, bias, corrupt liberal MSM complex tried to defend the ignorant act by the president in saying that the pic was photo-shopped. Because of course Obama could never do anything stupid, he is incapable. How sad that the MSM would have to even try and defend Obama for something so simple and foolish. Imagine what they do with the big stories?
As opined at American Power, “November 6th can’t come soon enough.” No truer words were ever said.
Shocker, Liberal Biased SNL Scraps Skit Critical of Obama on Killing Osama bin Laden Day … Replaces It with Another Fox News Parody
Oh those avant guard SNL comedians ,,, they just live on the edge at SNL.
Leave it to the uber Libs at Saturday Night Live to once again be in the tank for President Barack Obama. Look for SNL to no longer have any skits that are critical of Obama’s incompetence as president or his failed policies. As reported at The Daily Caller, SNL scrapped a skit that was to be critical and make fum of President Barack Obama taking full credit for the US Navy Seals killing Osama Bin Laden. Instead they replaced it with, wait, wait for it … a skit bashing Fox News, FOX & FRIENDS.
The Daily Caller has obtained a scrapped sketch critical of President Barack Obama that was intended for airing at the opening of last night’s “Saturday Night Live” on NBC.
In the skit, President Obama addresses Americans soon after the first anniversary of the killing of Osama bin Laden — and he makes sure to remind viewers that all credit for the raid on the terrorist leader’s compound belongs to him.
“I hope you had a safe and joyous first anniversary of his killing,” the president, portrayed by Fred Armisen, begins.
“Unfortunately, I wasn’t able to be at home this year, as I had to fly to Afghanistan, to remind President Karzai that, exactly one year ago, we killed Osama bin Laden, and that the decision to do so was a gutsy one,” the president continues. “And was mine.”
The president then outlines what gifts are appropriate on the anniversaries of “Killing Osama bin Laden Day,” and reminds his audience that “heavy drinking, and Killing Osama bin Laden Day, are never a good combination.”
Read the script to the skit HERE that got nixed in place of the same old tired skit SNL runs mocking Fox & Friends. Pathetic.
Barack Obama, Lost in Smallness … President Makes Dog Eating Jokes the Main Course at the White House Correspondents’ dinner
Barack Obama … Lost in Smallness: Welcome to Obamanation … its a dog eat dog world, sorry, an Obama eat dog world.
What has this Presidency come to when we have a sitting President trying to tell jokes about eating dogs? Seriously! It might be one thing for comedian Jimmy Kimmel to make a Fido joke about President Obama, saying that Obama’s favorite restaurant is the Westminster Dog Show, but for Obama to make similar jokes is friggin bizarre. Next you will tell me Obama will be making fun of Special Olympic kids. Oh sorry, Obama has already done that.
Hat Tip Drudge … so much for the Dog owner voters
However, sadly that was the case during the … as Barack Obama made dog jokes the main course at the annual White House Correspondents’ dinner. Maybe the President would like to inform us all what is so funny about eating a dog? Dude, you did it, it is hardly funny. Actually it’s pretty disgusting.
President Barack Obama jokes about eating dogs.“What’s the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? A pit bull is delicious.”
BO … RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
Democrat Actor & Former SNL Comedian Jon Lovitz Rips Barack Obama a New One in an Anti-Obama Rant … ‘What a F*cking A**hole’
WOW … and this following rant is coming from a Democrat and an individual who voted for Barack Obama in 2008.
Jon Lovitz, Democrat actor and former SNL comedian just went off on President Barack Obama and his agenda for the rich to pay higher taxes during a recent podcast.Talk about your free speech, Lovitz went on to call Obama a “f—ing asshole.”
This whole thing with Obama saying the rich don’t pay their taxes is f—ing bullshit, and I voted for the guy and I’m a Democrat. What a f—ing asshole.”
Please be advised of the adult content of the language in the VIDEO, but this is just downright hysterical. Between Lovitz and the critic in the VIDEO, it is just priceless. I am certain the former SNL alum could not even attempt to say anything remotely like this on SNL these days.
Warning: Extreme warning on language from VIDEO below
Hat Tip: Breitbart TV
“This whole thing with Obama saying the rich don’t pay their taxes is f—ing bullshit, and I voted for the guy and I’m a Democrat. What a f—ing asshole,” Lovitz told Smith.
“First they say … ‘You can do anything you want. Go for it.’ So then you go for it, and then you make it, and everyone’s like, ‘F— you,’ ” Lovitz said. “[Obama] is the perfect example. He’s amazing. He had nothing … and the guy ends up being at Harvard. He’s the president of the United States. And now he’s like, ‘F— me and everybody who made it like me.’ ”
However, it looks like Lovitz and Kevin Smith are very aware of Obama’s anti-free speech goon squad as they say during the rant, “They’re gonna come in and shut this place down, man [...] You won’t leave Obama alone.’
Later, as Lovitz’s anti-Obama diatribe kicked into high gear, Smith said: “They’re gonna come in and shut this place down, man. They’re gonna be like: ‘We heard the fourth f—ing episode. You won’t leave Obama alone.’ This is an election year, man … they’re gonna come in and make an example of you, man,” Smith said. “The government can do that. They can take your shit away.”
Note to SNL, who says that it is not funny to make fun of Barack Obama? You just don’t really do so because you are in the tank for him.
Okanagan CTV News reporter Kent Molgat’s Walks into Pole While Trying to get the Story … “Oh my god, that hurt”
There is nothing like a man walking into a pole to make a VIDEO go viral …
Reporters are always trying to chase down a story, or at least some try to do so. Of course the key to following the story is to be persistent, but also to always keep your eyes and ears open and not become closed minded or have blinders on. CTV’s Kent Molgat could have used that advice while trying to interview a lawyer as he walked straight into a pole.
“Oh my god, that hurt” … I’ll Say
As a journalist with 25 years of experience, CTV’s Kent Molgat is used to chasing the story. But when the story hits back in the form of a wayward pole and the reporter becomes the story — that is something new.
Video of Molgat chasing a lawyer for an interview and then walking straight into a pole has gone viral, joining a long, proud history of television news bloopers.
“Oh my God that hurt!” Molgat exclaims in the video, after walking right into the light pole. The lawyer, previously trying to make a dignified but brisk escape, stops to check on him.
Former Senator Arlen Specter New Job … Philly Night Club Comedian (VIDEO) … Obama’s Next Gig after 2012 Election
For those who are concerned what Barack Obama will do next after the 2012 elections, he need to look no further than former Pennsylvania’s US Senator Arlen Specter . After all, for the past three years the joke has been on America.
Former Senator Arlen Specter (PA-
D- R-D) actually performed in a Philly night club as a comedian last night. Honestly, some of this stuff was rather funny, although his delivery had a lot to be worked on. As a politicians who switched parties depending on which way the wind blew rather than any core conviction, the joke was usually always on us.
From The Blaze:
The longtime Pennsylvania senator performed at an open-mic night at the Helium Comedy Club in Philadelphia on Tuesday, continuing a post-politics foray into standup.
Specter told the crowd he’s “been in comedy now for 30 years” and took shots at former Pennsylvania Gov. Ed Rendell, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, and others in his act. Former President Bill Clinton and current Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich were also targets of Specter quips. Former candidate Herman Cain wasn’t exempt either.
For example, he said he didn’t vote to impeach Clinton because they were friends, despite the “body of evidence.” He even worked in a joke about Clinton and Viagra.
So do not fret Barack Obama, there is a job for you after 2012. Its not like you have not been the Comedian in Chief while you have been President as the World burned.
Missed putts … microcosm of the Obama Presidency.
We do not even have to ask what Barack Obama was doing today when the 5.9 magnitude earthquake hit the East Coast that was reported to have been felt from Toronto, Canada to Atlanta, GA. To answer the “how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop” questions for Media Matters as to whether Obama was bike riding or golf, its was golf. Like there was ever a question.
According to accounts, following the quake Obama went back to his golf game as if nothing happened and pursued to miss a putt.Then he missed the tap in putt as well. Obama picked his ball up and called it an eagle. Rumor has it that he blamed the earthquake for his poor putting today, but not before he also blamed GWB, the Japanese earthquake, European headwinds, the Arab Spring and the Tea Party.
Shortly after 2 p.m., reporters were ushered onto the fairway of the first hole, where the president and his party — Democratic powerbroker Vernon Jordan, aide Marvin Nicholson and friend Eric Whitaker — were already deep into putting.
Obama didn’t appear to be on his game.
Obama took two practice strokes before trying to sink a putt from several feet away. He missed, and tried to tap it in, but missed again. Obama picked up the ball to allow the others to play.
As quoted from above, “Obama didn’t appear be on his game”. That’s an understatement. He has not been on his game for quite some time. All America has do do is take a look at the economy, jobs, debt and the overall misery to know that not only has Obama not been on his game, but he has no game. Americans are tending to agree as seen by Obama’s 38% job approval rating.
Mediaite, please don’t try and make more of a mocking post than what is intended. There is this thing called, irony, sarcasm and an imagery that no president would ever want. It’s bad enough that the US economy has been experiencing an earthquake and seismic tremors under Obama’s policies, but real one’s as well? And of all times when Obama is on vacation, playing golf and he whiffs while putting. Imagine, just imagine if the 5.9 magnitude earthquake caused more damage than it did. Thankfully, it did not. What a photo-op, Obama golfing during a quake. Maybe he can make up for it when Hurricane Irene hits the US later this week.
Brian in a Blue State