Obama & Biden: So Long to Ya, 2010 from JibJab
JibJab does their 2010 year in review complete with Obama and Biden muppets. Honestly, knowing how funny the folks from JibJab are, they could have done much, much better. With all the screw ups, failure to live up to campaign promises and spending this country into oblivion with near 10% unemployment … there could have been much, much more. What no reference to endless golfing?
Hmm, this year end in review kinda lame compared to the 2009 one. JibJab’s best effort still is ‘This Land’, all other pale in comparison.
Posted December 20, 2010 by Scared Monkeys Barack Obama, Fun, Hope and Change, Humor, Joseph Biden, Obamanation, VIDEO - You Tube Video | 3 comments |
Legendary Pink Panther, Comedy & Film Director Blake Edwards Dead at Age 88
Talk about the loss of one of the best writer/directors of comedies ever. An SOB, Cool Cat and 10 rolled all up into one …
Julie Andrews & Blake Edwards, 1973
Rest in Peace Blake Edwards: 1922 – 2010
Blake Edwards, the legendary Hollywood comedy director has passed away at age 88 from complications of pneumonia at a hospital in Santa Monica, California with his wife and children at his bedside. Aside from his acclaimed directing, Blake Edwards might best be known for his 40 year marriage with Academy Award winning English actress Julie Andrews. Oh how I have laughed at this man’s films over the years, they still crack me up like I just heard them for the first time … REST IN PEACE
Hear Blake Edwards discuss how he met Julie Andrews
Hat Tip: AOL News
Edwards not only directed comedy classic like The Pink Panther series, he also directed such classic films ‘Like Breakfast at Tiffany’s’ and ‘Days of Wine and Roses’. Who could also forget the movie that put Bo Derek on the map and changed how we all rated woman, “10″, as well as other over the top moview like ‘SOB’ and ‘Victor/Victoria’.
His publicist, Gene Schwam, said the cause was complications of pneumonia. Mr. Edwards’s wife, the actress Julie Andrews, and other family members were at his side at St. John’s Health Center, Mr. Schwam said.
What the critic Pauline Kael once described as Mr. Edwards’s “love of free-for-all lunacy” was flaunted in good movies and bad ones …
Blake Edwards was born William Blake Crump on July 26, 1922, in Tulsa, Okla. He became Blake McEdwards when he was 4, after his mother, Lilian, had married Jack McEdwards, an assistant director and movie production manager. Having joined the Coast Guard after high school, Mr. Edwards was seriously injured when, after a night of alcohol-fueled partying, he drunkenly dived into a shallow swimming pool. He spent five months in traction at the Long Beach Naval Hospital.
From the UK Telegraph:
When he was three years old Blake’s family moved to California, and he was brought up in Los Angeles and educated at Beverly Hills High School. While there he worked as a child actor, appearing in numerous B-pictures, but claimed that he “never wanted to act seriously enough to make a career of it”. He left school in 1940 and continued to accept small roles — often as a soldier — in films such as Ten Gentlemen from West Point (1942), Marine Raiders (1944) and A Wing and a Prayer (1944).
During the war he served in the US Coast Guard and was badly injured in a diving accident. After a lengthy recuperation he decided to try to re-enter the film industry, writing a low-budget Western with his friend John Champion and approaching Monogram for backing. When the company turned down the project, Edwards and Champion raised the money themselves, making their debuts as producers with Panhandle in 1948.
More great clips from Blake Edward’s The Pink Panther.
Posted December 16, 2010 by Scared Monkeys Celebrity, Deceased, Hollywood, Humor, Obituary | no comments |
D-Lister Kathy Griffin Gets Booed By US Troops After Calling Bristol Palin Fat
As reported at Mediaite, not so funny comedian Kathy Griffin was booed by US troops when she called Britol Palin fat while hosting ’VH1 Divas Salute the Troops’. Not only did the “D-List” comedian bomb with her Bristol Palin material with the troops, she went even further and egged the military audience on to boo her even more. How many times must I say this when it comes to humor … hate is not humor, nor is it funny.
One must ask a question as to how you could have a Leftist-hating fool host an event for the troops. UNREAL. It’s not like Griffin does not have a history with going after Bristol Palin’s mom. Who knew that SPDS, Sarah Palin Derangement Syndrome, would spin off a new disease with the LEFT of BPDS.
Comedian and self-proclaimed “D-lister” Kathy Griffin hosted VH1 Divas Salute the Troops which was taped for an audience of servicemen at the Marine Corps Air Station in Miramar, California, and aired last night. The ribald and unconventional comedian set the tone for the night when she joked about Bristol Palin and her supposed weight gain while competing with Dancing With The Stars. But the joke fell flat, as the military men and woman in attendance lustily booed the host for taking a shot at Sarah Palin’s daughter.
Watch the VIDEO at Michelle Malkin.com where she makes a great comparison and asks a great question when it comes to entertaining our military troops … How far USO “entertainment” has fallen. Agreed, where are the Bob Hope’s these days?
Bristol Palin Responds to Kathy Griffin’s ‘Fat’ Attack.
But Palin, 20, isn’t letting 50-year-old Griffin’s digs bring her down.
“The audience’s reaction to this ‘comedian’ spoke volumes, and the decent people I know would probably have booed her, too,” Palin told Pop Tarts in an exclusive statement. “I hope people didn’t have to pay money to hear her negativity and criticisms.”
One really has to ask them self how Kathy Griffin, a classless act, keeps getting hired.
Posted December 7, 2010 by Scared Monkeys Bizarre, Fun, Humor, Media, Media Bias, Military, Moonbats, PDS, Sarah Palin, WTF | 20 comments |
PBS EDITS Tina Fay’s “Sarah Palin” Insults During Broadcast of the Kennedy Center’s Mark Twain Prize
PBS “air brushes” Tina Fay’s comemnts to distort the liberal image.
After the NPR debacle, PBS running scared and felt the need to edit Tina Fay’s so-called comedy routine slamming Sarah Palin that was supposed to be humor. So why did PBS edit out parts of Tina Fay’s rant? We second the question posed at News Busters, what happened to Fay’s repulsive comments passed off as humor about rape kits, lesbians, and evolution jokes against conservative women?
Fey, this year’s recipient of the prize, caused a few ripples during her acceptance speech at the ceremony on Tuesday when she mock-praised “conservative women” like Sarah Palin, whom Fey has so memorably impersonated on “Saturday Night Live.”
Watch the full episode. See more Mark Twain Prize.
The Sarah Palin slams begin around the 12:20 mark
Posted November 17, 2010 by Scared Monkeys Bizarre, Celebrity, Humor, Media Bias, Moonbats, NPR, Sarah Palin, VIDEO - You Tube Video, WTF | 4 comments |
Little Boy Dresses up with Joker Face for Halloweed at the White House … What Mask was Obama Wearing?
Hey Barack, Why so serious …
Every day these days is a scary one at the Obama White House; however, last night Michelle and Barack Obama handed out candy healthy apples, fruit and figs to the kids for Halloween. A funny thing happened on the way to the candy receiving line … a little boy dressed up with the “joker” face. Come on folks, go with it …
As the Gateway Pundit stated, too bad the boy did not where his “socialist” t-shirt. Enjoy your raisins and dried fruit. Hey Jim, you forgot to mention the the autographed copies of the Communist Manifesto and other child indoctrination material they were handing out as well this year. By the way what was the costume that Obama was wearing?
Check out the 1:50 mark of the video
Remember the 2007 SNL skit for Halloween (go to the 4:10 mark of video)… Obama’s comments when asked that he dressed as himself, “well Hillary I have nothing to hide, I enjoy being myself …” Really? What a difference a first term makes.
On November 2nd, the treat will be for WE THE PEOPLE.
Posted November 1, 2010 by Scared Monkeys 2010 Elections, Barack Obama, Bizarre, Fun, Holidays, Humor, Obamanation, VIDEO - You Tube Video, We the People | 3 comments |
Barack Obama, Lost in Smallness … Obama Takes His Comedy Act to Jon Stewart’s ‘The Daily Show’
President Barack Hussein Obama … Lost in Smallness.
How fitting that Obama goes to Comedy Central to appear on The Daily Show as he has been nothing more than a joke.
Less than two weeks before the 2010 midterm elections, Democrats in a free fall pre-election panic, an economy in the tank, unemployment near 10%, record number of individuals are on food stamps, record housing foreclosures, 14.8 million people out of work and record federal deficits so what does Barack Obama do … heads off to Jon Stewart’s ‘The Daily Show’ to tape an appearance to be aired on October 27.
President Barack Obama is taking his campaign message to “The Daily Show” with Jon Stewart.
White House spokesman Dan Pfeiffer says Obama is taping an appearance on Oct. 27, just days before the Nov. 2 elections. Stewart is coming to Washington next week for the “Rally to Restore Sanity” he is holding three days later on Saturday, Oct. 30, on the National Mall.
Could this President get any more “small”? Could a President of the United States of America act in a manner that is more beneath the office? A country in crisis and Obama is off to “yuk it up”and act all Presidential at Comedy Central. How fitting America from the Comic in Chief … the jokes on you.
How I liked this clown so much better!
The past two years of the Obama Administration has been nothing more than one bad, long SNL skit. However, don’t worry America, Obama takes his job seriously, it is not as if he is going golfing.
Posted October 20, 2010 by Scared Monkeys 2010 Elections, Barack Obama, Economy, Fun, Hope and Change, Humor, Jobs, Lost in Smallness, Media, Obamacare, Obamanation, Obamanomics, Unemployment, WTF | 6 comments |
Bill Maher Trashes White Men, Sarah Palin & the Rest of the Usual Suspect in Sexist Rant … What About Tiger Woods, Bill?
Why liberals like Bill Maher just do not get humor. Is sexist humor, really humor?
For one, they can never find humor in laughing at themselves. When one does that it is looked upon as a personal affront to them. Two, humor has to have to reality based fact to it. The beginning of Maher’s jokes, although sophomoric, were funny because NFL QB Brett Favre has been caught up in a sex “sexting” scandal and Maher used as many football metaphors as possible for a laugh. However, once Maher made it about a race of people and conservative women who he hates … his comments became sexist. Three, humor is not supposed to be mean.
Bill Maher does it again … takes any issue and makes it all about white men, Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann and Christine O’Donnell (warning: offensive language below and in video). But liberals are not mean spirited are they?
From there, the so-called comedian went into a vulgar, six minute monologue bashing Palin – who he called a “MILF” as well as a “traditional idiot housewife” – white men, and all things conservative
A question to the clueless and hateful partisan Leftist loon Bill Maher who turned what was a joke about one individuals and one person’s wrongful and stupid actions into a commentary all “white” men. So the conclusion you derived from the Bret Favre – Jenn Sterger sexting incident is “white men” are pathetic? Hmm … I guess the enlightened one Bill Maher missed the Tiger Woods sex scandal story and all his mistresses who were texted and voice mails sent.
Is Tiger Woods a “pathetic” white man?
“To me this story really isn’t about sports or sex or how necessary caller ID is. It’s about how pathetic and clueless white American males have become because the kind of guy who thinks there are women out there who just cold want to see your cock is the same kind of guy who thinks Sarah Palin is swell and tax cuts pay for themselves …”
Bill Maher, you are so cutting edge and advant guard in your humor and insults. Imagine America if he used one incident, say like from Tiger Woods and made a blanket statement about all black men? How about a bigoted blanket statement against Hispanics, Asians, Gays, etc?
Video: Warning, adult comments and questionable language
Transcript from NewsBusters:
… Because for hundreds of years, white penises were America. White penises found America. They made the rules and they called the shots, in the workplace, in the home and at the ballot box. But now the unthinkable is happening. White penises are becoming the minority. 2010 was the first year in which more minority babies were born than white babies. This is what conservatives are really upset about. That the president is black, and the Secretary of State is a woman, and every shortstop is Latino, and every daytime talk show host is a lesbian.
Hmm, was there not a black women Condi Rice as Sec of State under GWB, the first African-American woman Secretary of State? That would seem to trump Maher’s female reference to Hillary Clinton, would it not? I guess Maher missed Elaine Chao, the first Asian Pacific American woman and first Chinese American to be appointed to a President’s cabinet in American history.
And suddenly this country is way off track and needs some serious restoring. If penises could cry, and I believe they can, then white penises are crying all over America. And that’s where this crew comes in. The lovely MILFs of the new rank. And their little secret is that their popularity comes exclusively from white men. Look at the polling. Minorities hate them. Women hate them. Only white men like them. I’m no psychiatrist but I do own a couch. And my theory is that these women represent something those men miss dearly: the traditional idiot housewife.
Sarah Palin only found favorable by “white” men, really? Sorry to provide Bill Maher and his know nothing follwres with the facts, but according to a CBS poll … Bill Maher lies.
Maher also made the reference that white men were upset because Favre was replaced by a Mexican. The reference was with when Favre retired for the 20th time, this time from the NY Jet’s that Mark Sanchez took over is QB. Maher, not knowing what he is talking about has obviously forgot that it is not just “white” men that sext, some QB’s … Mark Sanchez are accused of sexual assault in college.
Where is NOW in all of this that a “white” man would make such comments about woman? That’s right, it’s Ok according to The National Organization of Women to call women whore’s, MILF’s and other derogatory and sexist comments if they are Conservative or Republican.
In the end we see really where Bill Maher and the rest of the idiot LEFT is with their hatred of women like Palin, Bachmann and O’Donnell … they look at them like they are “idiot” housewives. Could the LEFT be more out of touch with America?
How nice that the LEFT can find humor in sexual harassment.
Posted October 17, 2010 by Scared Monkeys 2010 Elections, Barack Obama, Fun, Humor, Media Bias, Moonbats, PDS, Sarah Palin, Sexual Harassment, VIDEO - You Tube Video, We the People, WTF | 26 comments |
President Barack Obama Has Book Thrown at Him at Philadelphia, PA Democrat Rally
And now for something completely different and the same all wrapped into one …
At the Democrat political rally in Philadelphia, PA on Sunday, as Barack Obama spoke the the masses a book was thrown at “The One” yet hardly any one seemed to notice including the MSM. Where was the American MSM in covering this? I guess at least one individuals moral was not raised by Obama as witnessed by the book being thrown at his head.
VIDEO via the Gateway Pundit
Classic Values asked what the title of the book was so we decided to do some further investigation. Upon closer review and after zooming in on the book that appears to have been thrown at Barack Obama, we have determined that the book might have been one of the following. You make the call. What do you think the title of the book was?
Posted October 11, 2010 by Scared Monkeys 2010 Elections, Barack Obama, Bizarre, Hope and Change, Humor, Media Bias, Obamanation, Socialism, VIDEO - You Tube Video, WTF | 9 comments |
A sign of the Times, Everything is Falling Apart including Obama’s Presidental Seal
Talk about your Metaphors and a microcosm of the Obama Presidency … everything is falling apart.
As President Obama spoke to Fortune magazine’s “Most Powerful Women Summit” at Carnegie Mellon Auditorium in Washington, DC, the Presidential Seal fell off the lectern. You mean with all the money they wastefully spend in Washington they could not but some duct tape or crazy glue. Job approval numbers falling, economy floundering and unemployment near 10% and the 2010 midterm elections less than 30 days out … why wouldn’t the Presidential Seal want to distance itself from Barack Obama.
SNL could not have come up with a funnier satire than this to symbolize the Obama Administration … the wheels have come off the train and so has the Presidential Seal from the looks of things. Will the Late Night Talk Shows grab onto this our … Will their “Lips be Sealed”?
The presidential seal has fallen off President Barack Obama’s podium and clattered to the stage as Obama delivered a speech to a women’s conference.
The president was joking with the audience and getting some laughs when he realized what happened. “All of you know who I am,” he quipped.
It’s times like this Obama can thank his lucky stars he is a Democrat
Posted October 6, 2010 by Scared Monkeys 2010 Elections, Barack Obama, Bizarre, Economy, Facebook, Hope and Change, Humor, Lost in Smallness, Obamanation, Obamanomics, Unemployment | 13 comments |
Political Ad:Nancy Pelosi, Wicked Witch of the West … So Says John Dennis
Finally, truth in advertising … Nancy Pelosi, just plain Wicked.
Nancy Pelosi, the Wicked With of the West, she is not only after your hard earned money, but your little dog to … so says her political opponent in this November’s midterm election John Dennis. Check out this political ad, it is priceless. The Congressional challenger Dennis throws a bucket of “freedom” water on Pelosi … “I am melting”
Check out his website.
John Dennis gets an “A” for creativity and comedy; however, sadly Pelosi’s district is as liberal as it gets and is it any wonder why she has pushed so many bills through the US House that have gone directly against the will of mainstream Americans. The end result, Pelosi may win her battle, but she will lose the war as the GOP is poised to take over the House in 2010 and there is rumblings that Pelosi might lose her position of power if that occurs.
Posted September 14, 2010 by Scared Monkeys 2010 Elections, House Elections, House of Representatives, Humor, Nancy Pelosi, VIDEO - You Tube Video, WTF | 4 comments |

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