SNL Mocks Barack Obama’s Debate Performance … He Was Distracted because He Forgot to Buy Michelle’s Anniversary Gift (VIDEO)

The LEFT goes after Obama poor debate performance … Art imitating Life.

SNL skewered President Barack Obama during a skit last night that mocked Obama over his failed, pathetic and disastrous debate performance in the first Presidential debate in Denver Colorado against Mitt Romney. SNL’s premise is that Obama was distracted during the debate because he had forgot to buy Michelle Obama’s 20th wedding anniversary gift. Even when moderator Jim Leher asked Obama whether he wished to comment as Romney just took credit for killing Osama Bin Ladin, Obama responded by saying, “No, you two go ahead”.  They even depicted as tired and sleeping Obama about to lose consciousness because of the Al Gore altitude excuse. At debates end, Obama was asleep.

Why was this skit funny, because it was damn near close to what happened during the debate as Barack Obama was a no show and could not defend his failed presidency or counter any of Romney’s comments. It was not until the next day before Obama’s minions decided the Obama campaign direction would be to just call Romney a liar as they had no direction for America. Hey why not, they had no problem calling Romney a murderer, calling someone a liar pales in comparison.

Mile High Bounce for Mitt Romney in Polls after Tremendous Debate Performance … Romney Now Ahead in Colorado

MITT ROMNEY’S ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIGH …

As reported at the Daily Post, there is no debate about it … Mitt Romney is receiving a “Mile High” bounce after he commanding performance in the first presidential debate against Barack Obama. Prior to the debate Barack Obama was ahead in most all national polls and ahead in nearly every battle ground state poll.

Rocky Mountain High: John Denver

But the Colorado rocky mountain high
I’ve seen it rainin’ fire in the sky
The shadow from the starlight is softer than a lullabye
Rocky mountain high
(Colorado)
Rocky mountain high
(high in Colorado)

However, that was then, this is now after one disastrous Obama debate performance. The Rasmussen Reportsdaily Presidential Tracking Poll for Saturday now has Mitt Romney with 49% of voters nationwide, while President Obama earns the vote from 47%. making matter even better for Romney is this poll is a rolling 3 day average and only 2 of the polls 3 days have been taken after the presidential debate.

After what many saw as a landslide victory during the first presidential debate last Wednesday, Mitt Romney led President Obama by two percent in a national poll released today, winning support from 49 percent of voters nationwide, compared to Obama’s 47 percent.

Going into the debate, Obama led by two points, according to Rasmussen’s daily presidential tracking poll.

About two percent of voters said they were undecided and another two percent said they preferred someone else, according to the pollster.

Don’t look now but not only is Romney doing well in the national poll, but Romney has flipped the polling results in Colorado. A poll from Gravis Marketing, conducted Oct. 3-4, has Romney with a 49.4% of the vote and Obama with 45.9%. RCP has the race a near tie in Colorado and once all the polling comes in for poll after the debate, Romney will be leading in Colorado.

A new poll shows Mitt Romney flipping a 5-point deficit in Colorado before the first presidential debate, which was held on Wednesday in Denver, to a 3.5-point advantage later in the week — another signal that Mr. Romney’s comparatively strong debate performance has started to translate into rising poll numbers for the Republican.

A poll from Gravis Marketing, conducted Oct. 3-4, shows Mr. Romney with a 49.4 percent to 45.9 percent lead over Mr. Obama. The president had held nearly a 5-point lead in a poll conducted Sept. 25, at 50.2 percent to 45.5 percent.

Lib Comedian Bill Maher Rips Obama on Debate Performance: “He Sucked … He Looks Like he Took My Millions and Spent it on Weed”

Hmm, wonder how Maher feels about his return on investment of his $1 million Obama donation?

WHEN LIBS ATTACK ... Uber-Lib and comedian Bill Maher ripped President Barack Obama during his opening monologue on HBO’s ‘Real Time’ on Obama’s less than lackluster debate performance. Maher was on a roll and it must have pained hi, especially since he had forked over $1 million to the Obama campaign and got a sleep walking president in return. As Maher stated, “He looked tired. He had trouble getting his answers out. It looked like he took my million and spent it all on weed.” Maher also went on to contrast the two candidates,  as Romney looking “charged up” and Obama was looking like Michael Jackson on diprivan. YIKES!

Maher Rips Obama and of course the obligatory shots at Romney (warning: language)

From Mediaite:

During his opening monologue tonight, Bill Maher admitted he was not happy with how President Obama did during his first big debate this week. He told his audience that Obama undeniably “sucked” during the debate, and surmised that the million dollars he gave to the campaign was probably spent on weed.

Maher surmised that because Wednesday was Obama’s anniversary, “he apparently had the sex first and was completely spent” for the debate. He contrasted Romney looking “charged up” with Obama looking like Michael Jackson on diprivan. Maher admitted that Obama “sucked” during the debate, and made a joke referencing the money he gave to the pro-Obama Super PAC.

I’ll give Maher credit … he certainly went after Obama for his inept debate performance. As the Pirate Cove opines, its only a matter of time before his words are branded as racist.

63 Million People Saw Mitt Romney Take Obama to the Politcal Wood Shed During the 1st Presidential Debate in Denver, CO

The age old adage has never been more true than what occurred the other night during the first Presidential debate in Denver, CO dubbed the “Duel in Denver” … you do not get a second chance to make a first impression.

More than 63 million viewers watched GOP Presidential challenger Mitt Romney politically alienate Barack Obama during the debate. What many have called one of the best and worst debate performances ever, Romney easily won the debate at the night’s end, not on points, but by a knock out as seen by two post debate polls, HERE and HERE and more importantly, by the reaction of the LEFT. More people saw this debate between Romney and Obama than tuned in for the 2008 Presidential debate. For an electorate that many had deemed as uninterested, it would appear that many were engaged and saw Obama come across as not engaged and struggling to defend his failed polices or make any lucid comments.

Make that 67 million viewed.

From Mediabistro:

More than 58 million people watched the first Presidential debate last night between President Obama and Mitt Romney, up substantially from the first debate in the 2008 election cycle, which had 52.4 million viewers.

Fox News was the most-watched cable news network during the debate, and will likely be the most-watched network on TV, though final broadcast numbers will not be released until after 4 PM.

What was the end result of the victory by Mitt Romney … all the Obama attacks ads against Romney mean nothing. Romney displayed himself as a warm, classy, intelligent, reasonable candidate and man. But most importantly Romney came across as completely … Presidential!

Al Gore Blames The Barack Obama Poor Presidential Debate Performance on the Rocky Mountain High Denver Altitude

Ever wonder why Al Gore never ran again for President after the close 2000 Presidential election with against GWB and why he is now so irrelevant? It is because of comments like the following …

Just when you thought you had heard it all … Good grief, Al Gore blamed Barack Obama’s pathetic Presidential debate performance on Denver’s Mile high altitude. Huh? This is what libs are coming up with to make excuses for Obama’s disastrous debate performance last night that saw GOP challenger Mitt Romney shred the incumbent president up one side of the arena and down the other. At debates end, Obama was reduced to an “empty” podium. When Obama loses next time, Gore will blame it on global warming.

I’m going to say something controversial here,” Gore said on Current TV. “Obama arrived in Denver at 2 p.m. today, just a few hours before the debate started. Romney did his debate prep in Denver. When you go to 5,000 feet and you only have a few hours to adjust — I don’t know.”

Let’s face it, last night was just a microcosm of Obama’s presidency … a disengaged President who appears that he could care less as to what is going on around him.

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