NO BOOK WAS EVER MORE TRUE …
Micheal J. Knowles appeared on Fox & Friends to discuss his new book, that is #4 on Amazon, entitled “Reasons to Vote for Democrats: A Comprehensive Guide.” It is a 266page book, but don’t worry, its a quick read. All pages of the book are blank. CLASSIC! Well, when one thinks about it, with the lack of vision and the direction that they want to take the country, the reason to vote Democrat really is a blank page.
To quote an excerpt from author Michael J. Knowles’ new book, the main reason to vote for a Democrat is “ .”
The above is not a typo.
Knowles’ tome, “Reasons to Vote for Democrats: A Comprehensive Guide,” is 266 pages of absolutely nothing. Clean, blank, snow-white pages. And as of Thursday morning, it occupied the No. 4 slot on Amazon.com’s “Best Sellers” list.
“What’s really great about this book, you can go cover-to-cover in about 15, 20 seconds,” Knowles’ told “Fox & Friends” on Thursday.
Billed as “the most exhaustively researched and coherently argued Democrat Party apologia to date,” the spoof book was Knowles’ attempt to razz the party for a lack of direction. The conservative journalist released it last month and the book was listed at $9.99 on Amazon — but you can pick up a paperback on sale for $7.08.
The project does, curiously, contain an extensive bibliography and a table of contents. But nothing else.
“It took a very long time to research this book,” Knowles said Thursday. “I’ve been observing the Democratic Party for at least 10 years now and when I observed their record and reasons to vote for them – on reasons of economics or foreign policy or homeland security or civil rights and so on – I realized it was probably best to just leave all the pages blank.”
A chapter on civil rights? Blank. Values? Nothing there.