Rolling Stones … The 5 Most Dangerous Guns in America … Reads Like a 4th Grade Essay


Hey Rolling Stone … please stick to reporting on music, because this article is nothing short of embarrassing.

Rolling Stone has a list of the top 5 most dangerous guns in America as per By Kristen Gwynne. In other words, basically any gun that actually shoots a bullet or buckshot is dangerous. HUH? Looking at the title one might think that Ms. Gwynne was going to provide us a list of the actual brand name and type of guns that are used in most crimes or murders, rather than providing us a 4th grade essay on “Most dangerous Guns in America for Dummies”. My apologies to 4th graders across the United States. How exactly can all guns be the most dangerous guns in America. As The Truth About Guns opines, “In other words, guns are the most dangerous guns in America. Small ones more than big ones, although really small ones not so much. Well that’s just dumb.” YES IT IS. I cannot even call this media bias. it’s media stupidity.

Guns for Dummies

Rolling Stones list of the 5 most dangerous guns:

  1. Pistols
  2. Revolvers
  3. Rifles
  4. Shotguns
  5. Derringers

You have got to read the article to get a true appreciation of just how far Rolling Stone has fallen and what passes for news in today media. With regards to a revolver: “Some grenade launchers, shotguns, and rifles also have rotating barrels, but the term ‘revolver’ is generally used to describe handguns. Revolver types include single and double-action firing mechanisms, the latter of which does not require a cocking action separate from the trigger pull”. Rifles on the other hand, “were created to improve the accuracy of smoothbore muskets, for which the musket ball was often an bad fit due to manufacturing complications. Accurate and easy-to-aim, rifles are now the most common hunting weapon.” GOOD GRIEF.

Some one might want to tell Rolling Stones that knives, hands, fists, feet, clubs and baseball bats are more dangerous and actually killed four of the five “guns” referenced above. And look here, for 2012, clubs, blunt objects, hands fists and feet all out-pace firearms.

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  • Comments

    2 Responses to “Rolling Stones … The 5 Most Dangerous Guns in America … Reads Like a 4th Grade Essay”

    1. A Texas Grandfather on July 21st, 2014 7:09 am

      Since when was the Rolling Stones magazine an authority on anything? It has always been a juvenile publication and now it has fallen to kindergarten level.

    2. rightknight on July 21st, 2014 7:56 am

      I was under the impression ‘Rolling Stoned’ was simply
      a drug magazine. Very bad for it’s devotees to get their
      hands on any weapon at all, as their reasoning ability
      is generally impaired. With these guys, I suspect even
      a ‘Stone’ in the hands of a ‘Stoner’ is a dangerous weapon.

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