Donna Simpson Chowed Down 30,000 Calorie Christmas Dinner on her Way to 1000 Lbs

 

YIKES!!!

New Jersey’s Donna Simpson has goals … hers is to reach a weight of 1000 pounds. Maybe some one might want to tell the single mom that she will probably die before she ever reaches any such weight and her child will be with out a mother. She obviously needs help, hopefully some one will bring some sanity to this woman who wants to weigh 1000 lbs. Although, she has the right to do it, hopefully common sense prevails.

Donna Simpson has nothing on Monty Python’s Mr. Creosote

 

A New Jersey woman who hopes to become the fattest woman in the world got 30,000 calories closer to her 1,000lb goal with a festive feast that could have fed dozens of revellers.

46-stone Donna Simpson, sitting in a reinforced metal chair, chowed down on the world’s biggest Christmas dinner as she ate for two straight hours on Saturday.

The single mother-of-two tucked into two 25lb turkeys, two maple-glazed hams, 15lbs of potatoes (10lbs roast, 5lbs mashed), five loaves of bread, five pounds of herb stuffing, four pints of gravy, four pints of cranberry dressing and an astonishing 20lbs of vegetables.

The following is Simpson’s complete Christmas Dinner. How does anyone even afford this much food? Hey at least she had some healthy green salads.

 2 portions of 25lb oven roasted turkeys
2 portions of 15lb maple glazed hams
10lbs of roast potatoes
5lbs of mashed potatoes
5lbs of chopped carrots
5lbs of sweetcorn
5lbs of roasted butternut squash
5 parcels of house-baked bread
4 pints of cranberry relish
4 pints of home-made gravy
5lbs of herbed stuffing
1 tray of mixed green salad including salad dressing.
CALORIE TOTAL: 30,000

Posted December 29, 2010 by
WTF | 15 comments


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  • Comments

    15 Responses to “Donna Simpson Chowed Down 30,000 Calorie Christmas Dinner on her Way to 1000 Lbs”

    1. Dana on December 29th, 2010 11:01 am

      Donna will be a guest on my show this coming tuesday the 4th.

      Dana
      http://www.scaredmonkeysradio.com

    2. johndao on December 29th, 2010 11:17 am

      Funny her last name is Simpson.I remember the episode of the Simpsons years ago where Homer –in order to claim a disability,and work at home tries to gain obscene amounts of weight//////either way,doesn’t seem healthy.

    3. maria on December 29th, 2010 6:23 pm

      she is a typical morbidly obese slob from nj….i lived there, i lived the nightmare of seeing fat slobs like her eat theirselves to death…
      just another reason for me to come back home! living there amongst fat slobs was scaryyyyyy!!!!
      now its called an EXCUSE to eat to meet 1000lbs? lol oh please!!!!

    4. Scared Monkeys on December 29th, 2010 6:33 pm

      #1. Are you serious Dana?

      I really hope that she is not serious about this 1000 pound goal. She needs to think of her children and her health.

      R

    5. nun on December 29th, 2010 9:26 pm

      Someone should tell her there are faster and less painful ways to commit suicide.

    6. Ed H on December 29th, 2010 11:00 pm

      she looks like she is already at her goal. What a fat pig.
      Her kids must be dying of embarassment

    7. rightknight on December 30th, 2010 12:41 am

      An extremely intelligent woman with a lofty
      goal in life. She will leave her mark in the
      ‘anals’ of history. She may have unwittingly
      been the inspiration for the ‘O’ ring procedure,
      proving even the simplest of people can make
      a difference in this world.

    8. Dolf on December 30th, 2010 9:30 am

      what a disgusting fat woman.
      ____________
      SM: Dolf, there is abviously more here than meets the eye …
      R

    9. Dana on December 30th, 2010 11:34 am

      yes i am serious tuesday at 9pm et

      http://www.scaredmonkeysradio.com

    10. Dolf on December 30th, 2010 12:01 pm

      lol@Red

      Keep her alive till the next African food crisis.
      No more need for concerts..just ship her.
      __________
      Dolf, I am just sadly stunned by this chick.

      Check out her website and please be warned!

      http://www.donnamsimpson.com/main.html

      OMG.

    11. Brenda in Virginia on December 30th, 2010 4:24 pm

      Who pays her health care bill? Hopefully not us.

    12. Dolf on December 31st, 2010 8:06 am

      damn Red damn

      There goes my apetit ;/

      @11: think MacD should pick up that tab

    13. Scared Monkeys on December 31st, 2010 8:27 am

      —————–
      SM: I was a bit speechless.

      R

    14. The Dana Pretzer Show On Scared Monkeys Radio – Tuesday, January 4, 2010 “A Year in Review” – Special Guests: Donna Simpson, Robin Sax & Blink from Blink on Crime | Scared Monkeys on January 4th, 2011 7:28 pm

      [...] Simpson -   Most of us have New Year’s resolutions to lose weight, not Donna. She stated she her goal was  to weigh 1000 lbs. Listen to her reasons why [...]

    15. The Dana Pretzer Show On Scared Monkeys Radio – Tuesday, January 4, 2010 “A Year in Review” – Special Guests: Donna Simpson, Robin Sax & Blink from Blink on Crime | Scared Monkeys Radio on January 4th, 2011 7:30 pm

      [...] Simpson -   Most of us have New Year’s resolutions to lose weight, not Donna. She stated she her goal was  to weigh 1000 lbs. Listen to her reasons why [...]

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