Barack Obama Can Finally Rest Now that the BP Oil Well is Finally Dead


Dear President Barack Obama,

You can finally rest, go on vacations and play rounds of golf now that the BP oil well is finally considered dead. Barack Hussein Obama announced back on May 14, 2010 that,“I will not rest until the leak has stopped.” I guess President Obama can finally rest and go on some well deserved vacations after keeping his word to America and the people of the Gulf Coast that he would not rest until the BP oil spill was over. Here are some suggestions, maybe you can vacation in the Gulf or at least spend 27 hours there for a photo-op. Maybe you can have a restful vacation on Martha’s Vineyard?

At the very least, maybe you can now have a party at the White House. After all, you have earned it.

“I will not rest until the leak has stopped.”


According to the AP, the blown out BP oil well at the bottom of the ocean is finally dead.

The well is dead. Finally.

A permanent cement plug sealed BP’s well nearly 2.5 miles below the sea floor in the Gulf of Mexico, five agonizing months after an explosion sank a drilling rig and led to the worst offshore oil spill in U.S. history.

Retired Coast Guard Adm. Thad Allen, the federal government’s point man on the disaster, said Sunday BP’s well “is effectively dead” and posed no further threat to the Gulf. Allen said a pressure test to ensure the cement plug would hold was completed at 5:54 a.m. CDT.

 Party on, Dude. Oh, wait a minute, you mean he has already done all these things.

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