Bubba Gump Shrimp Obama … Questions on Iraq, nah … “we are buying shrimp”


Talk about the Obama Presidency in a microcosm …

Obama to reporter, don’t bother me with important, critical world events … can’t you see I am on vacation buying shrimp. It turns out Obama cannot chew gum and walk at the same time.

So much for those working vacations that the MSM likes to say that President Obama does. When asked the other day while he was on his 6th vacation of the year and after his countless number rounds of golf, the press asked “The once Chosen One” a question regarding Iraq and the increase of violence there after he had declared “mission accomplished” and had the majority of US forces leave.

Obama’s response, “We’re buying shrimp guys.”


Were not we told that Barack Obama could “walk and chew gum at the same time?” It would seem that Obama cannot buy Shrimp and answer a reporters question at the same time. “We are buying shrimp” … words of wisdom from out “Golfer” in Chief. Just curious, did the shrimp come from the Gulf Coast?

Wonder if Obama got some shrimin’ tips from Bubba?

Bubba: Anyway, like I was sayin’, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that’s about it.

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  • Comments

    10 Responses to “Bubba Gump Shrimp Obama … Questions on Iraq, nah … “we are buying shrimp””

    1. super dave on August 27th, 2010 12:44 pm

      why buy shrimp when you are a shrimp ?

    2. Jayne (on the left coast) on August 27th, 2010 1:20 pm

      Was it fried shrimp? According to his bossy wife the rest of us have to eat bland food. You know it’s good for them but not for us. Wonder if the Admin. ever heard of a place called CAMP DAVID???

    3. Its Me on August 27th, 2010 3:45 pm

      Obummer is having the time of his life going on one trip after another. While us little people stuggle to make ends meet he is spending tax payers money as fast as he can. I wonder how much money they have wasted flying around in Airforce One and Airforce Two? I just cant believe how much nerve these people have!!!

    4. Brenda on August 27th, 2010 4:44 pm

      Jayne, if it was named “Camp Jihad” I’ll bet Obama would spend much more time there.

    5. rightknight on August 27th, 2010 5:16 pm

      Neither his whiteness nor his blackness
      can put Humpty Hussein Obalmy back
      together again. I think he’s the wrong egg
      for the right job.

    6. wheelsup on August 27th, 2010 6:32 pm

      Vote out Reid Pelosi rangel waters, and maybe we can IMPEACH OBAMA.

    7. rightknight on August 27th, 2010 11:29 pm

      Blatant taxation without even a slight hint of representation!

    8. brie. on August 28th, 2010 7:04 am

      Right….he’s eating shrimp just like he swam in the gulf…..BOGUS!!

    9. Obama Job Recovery, What Recovery … Q2 GDP Growth Revised Down to 1.6% | Scared Monkeys on August 28th, 2010 9:33 am

      [...] When Obama asked for comments of the revised GDP number, he was heard to say, “I can’t talk now, I am buying shrimp.” [...]

    10. Buster on August 28th, 2010 10:01 am

      buck ofama thinks his presidency is one BIG vacation !!! Did his old lady really take a different plane there ???

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