RSSPortland Police Will Investigate Accusations that Al “Sex Crazed Poodle” Gore Sexually Assaulted Massage Therapist Molly Hagerty
Al Gore, It’s not easy being GREEN, or a “pervert and sexual predator“.
RUT ROH … The Oregonian is reporting that police will investigate the accusations that Al Gore sexually assaulted a massage therapist Molly Hagerty in a Portland hotel in 2006. However, the police stated they would not comment on an open investigation.
Massage therapist, massage parlor … how could I have got the two so mixed up?
“Consistent with our policy regarding open investigations, the Police Bureau will not be commenting on any additional specifics regarding this case at this time,” police spokeswoman Detective Mary Wheat said in a prepared statement.
Recent evidence was published in the National Enquirer where the alleged victim, 54 year old Molly Hagerty, called Gore “a pervert and sexual predator”.
“AL GORE is a pervert and sexual predator,” declares MOLLY HAGERTY, 54, the massage therapist who told Portland, Ore. police that the ex-VICE President sexually assaulted her.
“He’s not what people think he is – he’s a sick man!”
Just as the National Enquirer is not letting goof the Al Gore, sexual assault, massage therapist story … neither does it appear the Portland police are as well. There is supposedly a “blue dress” with former Vice Presidental DNA on it as evidence. What will come of this? As Hot Air reported, even the LEFT is worried.
Even avowed lefty and Keith Olbermann fan Tommy Christopher concedes that “things don’t look good for Al Gore here.” So why am I still skeptical to the point of incredulity that anything happened?
Drip, drip, drip … and so the Al Gore saga continues, Crazed Sex Poodle, Part 2.
If there is any truth an any of these allegation, you would think that Gore would have learned from Bill Clinton and John Edwards … come clean or it will be death by a thousand cuts.
Posted July 1, 2010 by Scared Monkeys Al Gore, Bizarre, Crime, Media, Sexual Assault, WTF | 10 comments |
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Anyone who ‘unequivocally and emphatically’ denies this allegation is like a holocaust denier. LOL
I heard there was DNA and a video? Wow, the Portland police have had plenty of time to investigate this sexual assault. Will Al Gore become a registered sexual predator?
He wanted a rub and tug, big deal. I’m sure this lady neeeeeeever does that when visiting hotel room at midnight. Please.
When I first heard the story I knew it had to be a democrat because they said “female” massage therapist. If it was a male massage therapist, we’d be talking about a republican.
Now, Manmade Global Warming is obviously at the ‘root’
of the 2nd Chakra problem being experienced by AlGore.
All that heat, whew! The cure for that pent up flame in
the lower abdomen is a good dose of Cap and Tax that
goes right for the ‘jugular’ and provides a supreme chilling
effect to the area. That same frigid prescription will freeze
the life out of a capitalist based economy as well.
So YoYo,
Are you saying the sharks are feeding on themselves?
Happy 4th.
Jerry
rightknight,
You’re right, global warming has been linked to a sharp increase in testosterone levels, especially in fat, over weight politicians.
It’s called Y2K perverto syndrome.
The Goracle in a sex scandal gives me nightmares. LOL A few laughs, too but wow—-who would even want to have sex with this man ???
An Inconvenient Truth, Al those days of you and Bill Clinton getting laid for Free in the white House are done. Hire a hooker next time.
When I first heard the story I knew it had to be a democrat because they said “female” massage therapist.
If it was a male massage therapist, we’d be talking about Bawney Fwank?
Goracle? LMAO!!! Excellent!!!! hehehe….
Typical response from an asshole like YoYo start trashing the victim.
Al Gore is a douchebag p.o.s. just like YoYo that’s why he admires & adores old Al “the sex crazed poodle” Gore. Scumbags of a feather flock together.
“If it was a male massage therapist, we’d be talking about a republican.”
No actually YoYo that would be your boy Mr. Barney Frank, you hypocrite.
YoYo has no morals. What a low-life p.o.s. you are.