Seattle Parks Will Soon Have the Following Rules: No spitting, No smoking, No sex.


The list of rules may soon grow as what you will not be allowed to do in Seatle parks. The new no-no’s will include no, spitting, no smoking and no sex. However, not necessarily in that order.

What’s next, no running, bike riding and kite flying?

Posted January 17, 2010 by
Bizarre, WTF | one comment

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  • Comments

    One Response to “Seattle Parks Will Soon Have the Following Rules: No spitting, No smoking, No sex.”

    1. tuyvnsurvivor on January 17th, 2010 6:56 pm

      It seems? I may, agree with your sentiment.

      No spitting. Not where my hand is, but who “hand’s” an entire park?

      No smoking. But where better to smoke. Good golly, next the precise type of mouth wash will be legislated.

      No sex. Only defunct and the disinterested, the to ugly for hope, would have thought of this.

      I would like to hear of a legislature, any…some state or our own terrorist legislature, going to camp and passing no laws. Doing a part in preserving freedom. Just once.

      How did it happen that the public accepts legislatures to go meet and pass hundreds of bits of ‘loss’ each session.

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