RSSCaption Contest: The Beer Summit … The Suds Social … The Audacity of Hops … The BS Photo Op
Caption Contest: The Beer Summit … The Suds Social … The Audacity of Hops … The BS Photo Op
Could there have been a more useless “teachable” moment? All that was required was that President Barack Obama apologize to the nation for jumping to a racial conclusion before knowing the facts.
What do you think was said at the “Beer” summit between Barack Obama, professor Gates and Sgt. Crowley? Wait a minute, VP Joe Biden crashed the party? I did not see his name on the guest list. Biden with a beer, now that could be trouble. Oh wait, he was drinking non-alcoholic beer, think Obama did not insist on that? As Hot Air said, how long it took Greasy Joe to tell his first “two blacks and an Irishman walk into a bar” joke. Over/under is 11 seconds.
CAPTION CONTEST
Biden says, ok, who gave me the near beer … what Barack, you don’t trust me?
Why has this teachable moment on racism been made a caption contest? Because Barack Obama has made in a joke and a pathetic photo-op. Wow, four guys in suits sitting at a table having a good time, sharing stories. Because this looks so natural and non-contrived.
From Flopping Aces, BO’s statement. Maybe Obama would like to inform America what he learned on his summer vacation and why he felt the compulsion to jump to a racial opinion?
Barry, Joe and the boys do some brew in the White House Rose Garden!
In a statement shortly after the Beer Summit Obama said: “I have always believed that what brings us together is stronger than what pulls us apart.” Yeah. That’s why he accused the Police of acting “stupidly” even know he didn’t have the facts. I hope he learned something”.
Think about the trivial nature of what Obama has done. A race issue, that he personally made a national wild fire out of is supposed to be solves by four guys drinking beers.
EXIT QUESTION OR THOUGHT: Imagine if after leaving the Obama Beerfest that Harvard professor Gates got pulled over by w white DC cop for DUI. What would Obama say then? Would that be racial profiling as well?
Posted July 31, 2009 by Scared Monkeys Barack Obama, Obamanation, Politics, Racism, WTF | 43 comments |
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Gates to Obama … who’s this other white guy you invited, i thought this was a trio?
Biden says … where the hell are the pretzels and beer nuts? Can’t you get anything right Barry?
Obama says to himself, “keep quiet, don’t say a word.” Do not repeat any of the sermons that I heard from Rev Wright about racism.”
BTW, nice body language Barack. Leaning away from everyone.
By the way, during your beerfest you lost 2 more percentage points.
Another teachable moment: BHO only apologies to foreign nations, not to US Citizens he’s wronged.
what is the difference between Beer nuts and Deer nuts ??? Beer Nuts are one dollar and Deer nuts are usally under a Buck
What do you call a deer with NO Eyes ??? No eye deer
Obama is FUMBLING and FLAILING and it’s obvious to Americans FINALLY…..
It’s funny how is out attacking Bush and this and that and that its Bush’s economy and his stimulus is only 7% spent; but then turns around and claims he is the reason for the “alleged” slow down in the recession….well which is it? I believe Bush deserves some credit because it was his administration that actually started the bleeding with the first $750B TARP!
He claims the job loss has stemmed but yet ALL ACROSS the country the jobless % keeping going up and are over 10% in MANY states! We’ve lost 2.6M jobs since Feb…but which is it?
His banter and trying to confuse the American public with his mumbo jumbo and mesmorizing speeches are OVER. Americans are starting wake up and take notice of his BULL!
This PHOTO-OP and damage control; which is all it was; created by the President BTW; was a joke and un-necessary in the first place!
Gates: The problem with white america…..blah blah blah…
Crowley: (his thoughts while sipping) WTF? is this guy talking about? Why the F am I here in the first place? I wish somebody would take me out of this hell….
Obama: Go get em Professor; well straighten out this social unjustice….
Biden: I wish somebody would listen to me GO*DAMN IT!
I have a question: How can you tell if Joe Biden has had too much to drink? Does he say something stupid???
#9 Elmer
…Actually, he says something smart! It’s when he’s sober when we shutter.
#2 SM
Biden may have actually said :
“Where are the beer nuts and pretzels, and who ARE these three people, anyway?”
Since this has worked out so well perhaps he can invite Ahmadinejad for a sit down at the picnic table and solve all the worlds problems at the bottom of a mug.
I wonder who had to buy the beer and was it lite ???
problem: one white guy alone and three blacks.
Professor Gates: So, can we at least agree the sheets in the Lincoln Bedroom should not be white?
President Obama: Jim I inherited those when I took office!
President Obama: Did you guys know there weren’t 57 states?
VP Biden: Ok, I’m the “fix-it-up chappie” named Sylvester McMonkey McBean,and you guys are the Star-Belly and Plain-Belly Sneetches !
Professor Gates: Jim I have to admit, you had me at Hello!
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRP!
The marks left from being cast out by
both of one’s parents run deep. Some
take drugs and smoke. Some seek help.
The idea being it’s not a good thing to
be run by feelings of rejection. Urges
to control others, get even, feel powerful,
and thus validate one’s worth can and
do emerge…often at unscripted moments!
This can often lead to Teleprompter Dependency.
Gates; Alright, I’m not apologizing here but you got to understand what my people have been through….”
Crowely; Right, right, I get it I……
Obama; Look, we have to take time…..
Biden; Hey guys! Mind if I join ya’ for a cold one? We micks can’t pass up a beer. Am I right huh, huh?
Obama; Dammit Joe, I thought you were going to make sure Pelosi got that blue dog thing taken care of?
Biden; Oh don’t worry about it boss, You know she’ll take care of it. Gimme a cold mug.
Gates; Can we get back on track here? Maybe I got a little loud but come on, this is a black mans worst nightmare! I can’t…
Crowely; Wait, the police coming to your house to make sure you are safe is your worst nightmare? I mean c’mon, we came to help.
Gates; No, you only came because there was a black man in a white neighborhood, you know that. And the only reason you confronted me because I was black and the only reason you arrested me was because I was black!
Obama; He’s right we have ah ah ah situation in this land ah ah that ah ah today is the day ah ah
Biden; Hey, anybody play that game in college, you know with the, here wait, take this quarter and…
Obama; Dammit Joe, stop interrupting! I was working here..
Crowely; Hey, nobody denies that there is racial profiling in this country, I have been working with the community and other police agencies to end the practice. I teach other officers how to handle profiling situations, apparently I don’t know how to handle an activist that is intent on making an issue out of something.
Biden; Ouch! Thas gotta hurt huh prossefer! Goo wun ossifer!
Obama; Joe, shut the f@#k up already! Sorry Professor, please continue.. If I might interrupt I would like to say that in this country we have a long way to go in ah, ah, ah, not racially ah indentifying people that ah, ah, are ah, ah, black by the law enforcement…
Gates; Excuse me Barack, I think that is what Sgt. Crowely was eluding to and I agree, you see that because there is still racial profiling I need to do what I need to do to make everybody aware of it.
Crowely; I think that only hurts the cause, I think awarness and cooperation is the best course.
Gates; Maybe you are right.
Obama; I think that ah, ah, when someone who is of ah, ah, color and sees an injustice ah, or a perceived injustice and ah, ah, need to make others aware of the situation that it might ah, be hurtful to the end cause and we ah, ah, you should all be aware of the consequences of our ah, your actions.
Biden; You have pretty skin Mr Gates, not like Barack who has that smokers skin, I mean it you are a good lookin guy!
Obama; Joe, what the f@#k!
Gates; That’s okay Barack, especially since it’s true! (all laugh)
Obama; Thanks for coming guys, glad we could talk.
Crowely; Are you driving Joe? (all laugh again)
Biben; No I’ll be walkin back…..oh sh%t, I either spilled my beer or wet myself.
Cop Crowley did act “stupidly” afterall, by wrongfully going to this unconstitutionizing beering of law.
Your Momma
Obama to Crowley … CHUG!!!CHUG!!!CHUG!!!CHUG!!!CHUG!!!CHUG!!!CHUG!!!CHUG!!!CHUG!!!
Biden to group … Hey guys, I got a beer funnel in the trunk of my car … let me go get it.
Gates … Hey Biden, Obama, what are you guys doing wearing white shirts, are you two racists?
I wish Crowley had turned the invitation down…
Pretty classy effort. of course our boy GWB would have put on a jump suit and “Mission Accomplished” race relations.
I miss that old lug real bad, they way I miss the first cousin I smooched.
Crowley thinking to himself: “Uh huh….and the guy that served my beer said the nuts were in the bowl??? Did he see the people I’m sitting with???”
Gates: Did you invite Michael Phelps?
Obama: No, I had to invite this cop, and even though he’s stupid, I think he knows what a bong is.
Biden: Did you bring the peanut butter sandwiches?
Obama: Professor Gates, you are from Harvard. Wasn’t Timothy Leary fired from Harvard?
Gates: Oh yes, but he was a great man. What would we do without that kool-aid?
Obama: Yeah, were gonna need some for that healthcare bill.
Biden: Did you bring the peanut butter sandwiches?
Is that Micheal Jackson’s ghost in the bushes behind Sgt. Crowley?
#32—WOW ! What an eye you have?!?! If you look at the image..(exactly where you state–behind Crowley in the bushes/window/fence whatever that is..Easy to see how one could say that! Too funny! Shouldn’t you be sending that into Entertainment Tonite or something? lol
31 and 32…hey, I can see him too now. Is this some kind of sign for us? Maybe it means we all will get a private doctor to help us ease all our pains???
Sgt. Crowley, to himself—“I should arrest all three of these jokers.”
Obama says to himself as he leans back … Geez, who the hell thought this fools would take me up on this lame ass beer offer. I wasn’t really serious, just doing a CYA.
Good thing I did not invite them on vacation.
Drink up, its closing time … I have more important things to do like run up the national debt.
33. Bun—Oh, God—with the same results? You mean we have to pay $150,000 per Month for the services of a Doctor who basically assists in our death? Might be a better alternative than what awaits us. j/k of course
Biden: “Ok guys We’re gonna settle this the old fashioned way. Me and Sgt. Crowley challenge you to a game of Beer Pong. Losers have to make the apology.”
Biden & Obama: ” Nothin like sittin at a table drinkin beer on somebody else’s dollar” (the taxpayers)
ANewGirl and Bun – thanks for validating that I saw what I did! Don’t know why, but I tend to see things like that!
Biden ~ weren’t these the same brand pretzels George Bush liked?… shoveling them in his face as he chugged…his beer ~
Obama ~ ah ah don nooohhh could be? mmm… glug glug…munch munch
Gates and Crowley ~ ah, no thanks ~ as they pass the pretzels ~… back to Biden glug, glug…
Obama ~ barely talking…waving his arms,frantically motioning at his throat, holding his neck ~ …Biden…gimme some more beer, somethin’s stuck in his throat!! ~ Bates, sitting there, aghast ~ not knowing what to do~ as well as Biden ~ in shock~
Crowley ~ quickly assessing the situation, jumping from his chair ~administered Obama the Heimlich!… the pretzel shoots past Gates! into Biden’s beer…geez, thanks for saving me man..says Obama… oh, hey… so glad we had you here ~ Sgt., have another Beer? BTW, uh, I forgot to mention how stupidly I behaved…
Just fantastic! Crowley’s a hero ~ he saves the DAY~ Gates is slapping Crowley on the back, thanking him for saving his friends life ~ Biden is still sitting there… looking at the floating pretzel in his beer… takes it outof his mug and begins chewing on it…mmm… good stuff… oh, I should have put it on EBay!!!
accolades, cheering and handshakes abound~… the beer flows ~ It’s National Crowley Day ~ he saved the Presidents life! He’s a hero~ Gates writes a book about the Beerfest ~ it and it becomes a National Best seller… Obama… still refuses to apologize, but did say, he acted stupidly ~
damn pretzels… they are now banned from the
White House menu ~
pass the Sam Adams ~ preferably, the Summer Ale ..it’s light in color and goes down easy… the Dark Ale, well, mmm, it’s darker ~ oh, this is just as good!!! ~ gimmee a taste of yours…the beers are passed left to right and right to left…they ALL agree… they taste wonderful!
The Sam Adams, beer saves the day!… good choice, Gates…
Hey! wait a minute ~ doesn’t matter the color of the beer…….. they both are good! Awesome!
WHAT??? what do you say?… maybe we can apply that to us? Light and Dark! works for me!
Goldfish anyone?
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