George Bartusek Plastic Crime of the Year: Blown out of Proportion, Can’t A Dude take his Women Shopping? Florida Man Busted In Me’nage a Trois
File this story under True Crime that writes itself … Most men want women who are not “plastic” … Not George Bartusek … now I need a shower.
Nobody likes getting caught with their pants down. However, George is not like most men. He is Blessed. Yes, the unspoken dream of many a dude whether they are willing to admit it or not:
He has 2 girlfriends, at the same time, and they are ok with it. True Story.
Nope, you will never hear a peep out of made in china 1 or made in china 2. That is of course unless they get caught up in the seat belt and spring a leak.
Not sure if this is girl friend 1 or 2
Georgie’s girls are P L A S T I C , as in, inflated. Came in a box with instructions and *conditioner* to prolong quality. George Bartusek, 51,was going “downtown with the sundown” in the front seat of his 1998 Lincoln Town Car, which was parked directly in front of a Publix store. Horrified shoppers called police when they spotted Georgie paying particular attention to the woman in the front seat and not even glancing in the rear view.
Joy Wray, on vacation from CT, one of the shoppers interviewed at the scene, felt the incident had been over-inflated. She went on to say:
“I felt sorry for the man. He looked so sad. He kept yelling at the one in the back seat as police were putting him in the patrol car. “It’s your fault! Your mouth is always open but you never really SAY ANYTHING!!”
When confronted by Police, Bartusak told them he was simply taking his dolls to Target to get them clothing so he could tell them apart, and goggle-esque white sunglasses as they told him they were en vogue.
Complaint … Oh My
Bartusak was wearing shorts with a 3” opening in the “crotch region” and no undergarments. When Georgie was told he was being charged with breach of peace in Lee County, he replied:
“Piece of what? Y’all got here before I got started, takes me awhile ”
Bartusak was transported to Lee County jail in apparent good health. It is unknown at this time if the ladies were taken into custody or left to deflate.
Posted February 6, 2009 by Scared Monkeys
Bizarre, Crime, Humor, WTF | 23 comments
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at least he left the real life girls alone
thats 1 messed up individual
Just wanna say this article was written with no discrimination to blow up dolls that prefer to be referred to as “latex” vs. plastic, fyi.
That, and if my kids had seen that guy in his car I would have freaked. What is the deal with pervs and older model hugemongous cars??
Dolf, great point, had not thought of that.
Whats up with florida?
Blink U on this anthony ” the fugitive” defence
OMG I can not help but laugh every time I read “I felt sorry for the man. He looked so sad. He kept yelling at the one in the back seat as police were putting him in the patrol car. “It’s your fault! Your mouth is always open but you never really SAY ANYTHING!!” The guy is sick and I think he has a better chance at a mental defense then KC..jmo.
I know off topic, my bad ,just impatient
Did you all hear about the new Muslim doll ??? They are the greatest doll of them all, They blow them selves UP
LMAO will Joy Wray be using John Morgan
omg… that’s soooo wrong yet soooo funny!
didn’t this guy dress the girls for their big day on the town? what a sicko.
So, here this guy had two perfectly
good ‘real’ Stimulus Packages in his
car. They provide (obviously)
more stimulus than Barry’s overinflated
spending bill. Alas, in the end, it’s
a fool’s game. The spending bill dolls
invite your participation. They too will
deflate before delivering expectations.
Please pass the *conditioner*, thanks!
RL- it is the same red herring, he is just attempting to get the public to be open to it by presenting that case. What ev.
You guys are too witty.
Morning Star, fictional name by coincidence, lol.
And he couldnt anyway, he represents me…
Nobody is going to nominate this guy for the Good Taste of the Year award, that’s for sure.
Wow..what fun to be human in the USA!!!
can’t blame a guy for practicing safe sex….he needs medical attention and a good lawyer….hmmmm Jose Bozo would do a great job!
It would be great if every prolific blogger (and even the not so prolific or popular) could absorb one rule:
Two or more of anything (plural)means adding an “s” but NO APOSTROPHE. Thus you can have one Anthony or many Anthonys OR the Anthonys’ cat can
have a hat OR Cindy Anthony’s expression was angry.
Someone somewhere needs to try to get the rules right most of the time or we will become totally illiterate. We are on our way now. Let’s start with this great blog and make a positive difference.
Barbara..get over yourself and lighten up!!!
Nice girl! She just looks a little tense and needs to relax.
SM: Looks like she has an inflated ego to me (klaasend)
barb do what I do when I get a hair “Just Pluck It”
“It’s your fault! Your mouth is always open but you never really SAY ANYTHING!!”
Sounds to me like he thought these dolls were politicians.
This story had its own weirdness but Joy has been burning up the internet she is so pissed about this story. Its almost as much fun as listening to her on her chat.I thought she said she was going to respond here. At least she is already familar with the legal system LMAO
It can’t only be in Florida? Hope they do a psych eval.
Sounds like Florida to me … it’s too cold in Vermont for that sort of stuff.
#10- RightKnight—-2 perfectly good ‘real’ stimulus packages…LMAO
For real though, What the hell is WRONG with people? Too funny.
#15–Good Morning, Barbara—Question….English Teacher, perhaps? I hope you don’t go so ballastic on us when we make typos or spelling errors. =) IMO I do agree about the alarming rate of illiteracy in our country..amazing so much of it still exists! You know what really gets my pantyhose in a knot?? I’m sorry but I cannot stand people who live in our Country who make NO ATTEMPT to even SPEAK or learn English! And, pray tell- why does half of that population have to work at Dunkin’ Donuts so we must repeat our Coffee Order 3 times and they still get it wrong??? It’s called ESL, Folks—and Uncle Sam will pay for you to attend for FREE! Imagine that??? Apologies for the rant.