George Bartusek Plastic Crime of the Year: Blown out of Proportion, Can’t A Dude take his Women Shopping? Florida Man Busted In Me’nage a Trois


File this story under True Crime that writes itself … Most men want women who are not “plastic” … Not George Bartusek … now I need a shower.

Nobody likes getting caught with their pants down. However, George is not like most men.  He is Blessed. Yes, the unspoken dream of many a dude whether they are willing to admit it or not:

He has 2 girlfriends, at the same time, and they are ok with it. True Story.

Nope, you will never hear a peep out of made in china 1 or made in china 2. That is of course unless they get caught up in the seat belt and spring a leak.


Not sure if this is girl friend 1 or 2

 Georgie’s girls are P L A S T I C , as in, inflated.  Came in a box with instructions and *conditioner* to prolong quality. George Bartusek, 51,was going “downtown with the sundown” in the front seat of his 1998 Lincoln Town Car, which was parked directly in front of a Publix store. Horrified shoppers called police when they spotted Georgie paying particular attention to the woman in the front seat and not even glancing in the rear view.

Joy Wray, on vacation from CT, one of the shoppers interviewed at the scene, felt the incident had been over-inflated. She went on to say:

 “I felt sorry for the man. He looked so sad. He kept yelling at the one in the back seat as police  were putting him in the patrol car. “It’s your fault! Your mouth is always open but you never really  SAY ANYTHING!!”

When confronted by Police, Bartusak told them he was simply taking his dolls to Target to get them clothing so he could tell them apart, and goggle-esque white sunglasses as they told him they were en vogue. 


Complaint … Oh My

Bartusak was wearing shorts with a 3” opening in the “crotch region” and no undergarments. When Georgie was told he was being charged with breach of peace in Lee County, he replied:

“Piece of what? Y’all got here before I got started, takes me awhile ”

Bartusak was transported to Lee County jail in apparent good health. It is unknown at this time if the ladies were taken into custody or left to deflate.

Posted February 6, 2009 by
Bizarre, Crime, Humor, WTF | 23 comments

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    23 Responses to “George Bartusek Plastic Crime of the Year: Blown out of Proportion, Can’t A Dude take his Women Shopping? Florida Man Busted In Me’nage a Trois”

    1. Dolf on February 6th, 2009 7:54 am


      at least he left the real life girls alone

      thats 1 messed up individual

    2. Blink34 on February 6th, 2009 7:54 am

      Just wanna say this article was written with no discrimination to blow up dolls that prefer to be referred to as “latex” vs. plastic, fyi.

      That, and if my kids had seen that guy in his car I would have freaked. What is the deal with pervs and older model hugemongous cars??


    3. Blink34 on February 6th, 2009 8:07 am

      Dolf, great point, had not thought of that.

    4. R.L. Haley on February 6th, 2009 8:45 am

      Whats up with florida?
      Blink U on this anthony ” the fugitive” defence

    5. Searching on February 6th, 2009 8:52 am

      OMG I can not help but laugh every time I read “I felt sorry for the man. He looked so sad. He kept yelling at the one in the back seat as police were putting him in the patrol car. “It’s your fault! Your mouth is always open but you never really SAY ANYTHING!!” The guy is sick and I think he has a better chance at a mental defense then KC..jmo.

    6. R.L. Haley on February 6th, 2009 8:54 am

      I know off topic, my bad ,just impatient

    7. buster on February 6th, 2009 9:03 am

      Did you all hear about the new Muslim doll ??? They are the greatest doll of them all, They blow them selves UP

    8. MorningStar on February 6th, 2009 9:18 am

      LMAO will Joy Wray be using John Morgan

    9. txchic on February 6th, 2009 9:33 am

      omg… that’s soooo wrong yet soooo funny!

      didn’t this guy dress the girls for their big day on the town? what a sicko.

    10. rightknight on February 6th, 2009 9:54 am

      So, here this guy had two perfectly
      good ‘real’ Stimulus Packages in his
      car. They provide (obviously)
      more stimulus than Barry’s overinflated
      spending bill. Alas, in the end, it’s
      a fool’s game. The spending bill dolls
      invite your participation. They too will
      deflate before delivering expectations.

      Please pass the *conditioner*, thanks!

    11. Blink34 on February 6th, 2009 10:01 am

      RL- it is the same red herring, he is just attempting to get the public to be open to it by presenting that case. What ev.

      You guys are too witty.

      Morning Star, fictional name by coincidence, lol.
      And he couldnt anyway, he represents me…

    12. Richard on February 6th, 2009 10:13 am

      Nobody is going to nominate this guy for the Good Taste of the Year award, that’s for sure.

    13. BUN on February 6th, 2009 11:51 am

      Wow..what fun to be human in the USA!!!

    14. dee on February 6th, 2009 11:56 am

      can’t blame a guy for practicing safe sex….he needs medical attention and a good lawyer….hmmmm Jose Bozo would do a great job!

    15. barbara on February 6th, 2009 12:54 pm

      It would be great if every prolific blogger (and even the not so prolific or popular) could absorb one rule:

      Two or more of anything (plural)means adding an “s” but NO APOSTROPHE. Thus you can have one Anthony or many Anthonys OR the Anthonys’ cat can
      have a hat OR Cindy Anthony’s expression was angry.

      Someone somewhere needs to try to get the rules right most of the time or we will become totally illiterate. We are on our way now. Let’s start with this great blog and make a positive difference.

    16. BUN on February 6th, 2009 1:50 pm

      Barbara..get over yourself and lighten up!!!

    17. Carpe on February 6th, 2009 1:56 pm

      Nice girl! She just looks a little tense and needs to relax.
      SM: Looks like she has an inflated ego to me :) (klaasend)

    18. buster on February 6th, 2009 2:04 pm

      barb do what I do when I get a hair “Just Pluck It”

    19. Pat in Alabama on February 6th, 2009 4:33 pm

      “It’s your fault! Your mouth is always open but you never really SAY ANYTHING!!”

      Sounds to me like he thought these dolls were politicians.

    20. MorningStar on February 6th, 2009 6:16 pm

      This story had its own weirdness but Joy has been burning up the internet she is so pissed about this story. Its almost as much fun as listening to her on her chat.I thought she said she was going to respond here. At least she is already familar with the legal system LMAO

    21. Janice on February 6th, 2009 7:47 pm

      It can’t only be in Florida? Hope they do a psych eval.

    22. Richard on February 6th, 2009 11:43 pm

      Sounds like Florida to me … it’s too cold in Vermont for that sort of stuff.

    23. ANewGirl on February 7th, 2009 6:47 am

      #10- RightKnight—-2 perfectly good ‘real’ stimulus packages…LMAO

      For real though, What the hell is WRONG with people? Too funny.

      #15–Good Morning, Barbara—Question….English Teacher, perhaps? I hope you don’t go so ballastic on us when we make typos or spelling errors. =) IMO I do agree about the alarming rate of illiteracy in our country..amazing so much of it still exists! You know what really gets my pantyhose in a knot?? I’m sorry but I cannot stand people who live in our Country who make NO ATTEMPT to even SPEAK or learn English! And, pray tell- why does half of that population have to work at Dunkin’ Donuts so we must repeat our Coffee Order 3 times and they still get it wrong??? It’s called ESL, Folks—and Uncle Sam will pay for you to attend for FREE! Imagine that??? Apologies for the rant.

      Just Sayin’…

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