Recession- Proof Your Womb. If you got em’ Plant em’. Unemployed Single mother of 6 seeks endorsements for new octuplets.
Nadia Sulleman, 33 gave birth to octuplets last week, on purpose. Nadia is the unemployed, single mother of 14 children. I pause, I think about my vortex of a 401K in this economy. Would I? Are you KIDDING ME? Ms. Sulleman, whose parents purchased her home, or under current inhabitant conditions, mousehole in 2007 in which to raise her first brood. Soon thereafter they fell on hard times and have been forced to take up residence with their uber fertile daughter. From her hospital bed on Friday, Nadia retained the prestigious Killeen Furtney Group.
..” Killeen says Suleman is “the most sought after mom in the world right now,” but she hasn’t decided what she’ll do next, other than care for her children…”
How does a woman in a hospital bed who just gave birth to eight retain a uterus, let alone a PR firm? Appears this deal was shopped early on. Can’t imagine what that meeting went like:
Suleman: “Well, Nationally known sponsor of baby stuff. How much do you think I can get? KFG: Well, prospective next recipient of our entire ad budget for the year, depends on how many you can actually pop out.. Nobody pays for less than 8 in this town, just ask John and Kate. Ring-Ring.
Suleman: hey Doc, pick up the extra large turkey baster on the way in, it’s 8 or nothin’.
Fast forward to the delivery room.
Suleman: Can one of my people answer that if if it’s Diane or Oprah? I don’t change a diapie under 2 Million.
Mystery Fertility Doctor, Immaculate Conception x 8?
Doctors at Kaiser Permanante in Bellflower, a suburb of Los Angelos, say Suleman came to them in her first trimester, already carrying all 8 embryos. But experts in reproductive health say an occurrence of octuplets represents a likely case of fertility assistance gone awry, posing grave risks to the health of the mother and her premature offspring. What a way to shear up your retirement. Create 8 more children you cannot afford, gravely risking their health and putting them at risk for chronic, debilitating health problems throughout their life should they make it out of NICU-so we can see them all in matching outfits on Oprah. I’ll pass.
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