RSSHey Al Gore, The Old Farmers Almanac Says Global Cooling is Under Way … not Global Warming
Isn’t this interesting, The Old Farmer’s Almanac is predicting that global cooling is actually under way, not global warming. What will Al Gore say? What page or chart will Al direct us to that contradicts this premise? I can’t wait for Al’s rant telling the world that The Old Farmer’s Almanac doesn’t know what the hell they are talking about. Hell I thought Al invented The Farmer’s Almanac.
Based on the same time-honored, complex calculations it uses to predict weather, the Almanac hits the newsstands on Tuesday saying a study of solar activity and corresponding records on ocean temperatures and climate point to a cooler, not warmer, climate, for perhaps the next half century.
“We at the Almanac are among those who believe that sunspot cycles and their effects on oceans correlate with climate changes,” writes meteorologist and climatologist Joseph D’Aleo. “Studying these and other factor suggests that cold, not warm, climate may be our future.”
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after the democrat’s fiasco with fannie mae and freddy mac – this was the last homage for out of work democrats. These idiots might actually have to get a real job like the rest of us.
if we act fast, we can start a Global Cooling Enterprise and hoodwink all the gullible democrats. They’re like lemmings and will generally follow anyone off a cliff.
GCE – brought to you by BIG COOLING. The industry of tomorrow, today.
share are going at a IPO of only 400 dollars per share if you have a democrat registration card… all others will get the same shares for 12 cents.
Maybe Michael Moore can take on the Global Cooling for a Nobel..
Make Someone Happy
Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, “You know, I could throw a $10,000 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy.”
Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, “Well, I could throw ten $1,000 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy”.
Hillary tosses her perfectly sprayed hair and says, “Of course, then, I could throw one-hundred $100 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy.”
Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, “I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy.”
Maybe Al Bore’s buddy Michael Moore can take on Global Cooling for a Nobel..
Make Someone Happy
Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, “You know, I could throw a $10,000 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy.”
Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, “Well, I could throw ten $1,000 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy”.
Hillary tosses her perfectly sprayed hair and says, “Of course, then, I could throw one-hundred $100 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy.”
Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, “I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy.”
Make Someone Happy
Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, “You know, I
could throw a $10,000 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy.”
Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, “Well, I could throw ten $1,000 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy”.
Hillary tosses her perfectly sprayed hair and says, “Of course, then, I could throw one-hundred $100 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy.”
Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, “I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy.”
omg those posts didn’t go through and now they all showed up lol… feel free to delete 2 of them lol
of course, the Almanac has more credibility than all scientists in the world.
and the earth is 6000 years old.
Ah yes, and I’ve beat AL Snore to the punch this time. I’m selling global cooling offset credits. All of you using Air conditioners and refrigerators, you can buy your credits from me – each time you open your refrigerator you contribute to global cooling which will certainly cause an ice age so buy your global cooling “red” credits from me.
lol Katablog..
You’re misinterpreting both how Global Warming is defined and the Almanac. First, GW is an “average” warming of the earth’s surface temp; this is measurable and has warmed 1.4 degrees [on average]. This is obviously demonstrated by many visible events, such as artic and glacial melting at an alarming rate. I mean, just look at the ice caps for yourself – are they growing? GW causes “extreme” weather. This doesn’t mean that it isn’t cold outside and there are no rainstorms. Second, the Almanac also stated the following, which you all left out:
“We say that if human beings were not contributing to global warming, it would become real cold in the next 50 years,” Hale said.