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  • Comments

    11 Responses to “Scared Monkeys Radio Daily Commentary – Thursday, March 13, 2008 – Woman’s Skin Grows Around A Toilet Seat After She Remains Seated There For Two Years”

    1. Dugga on March 12th, 2008 11:45 pm

      In her defense, I’ve always believed it is truly the most comfortable seat in the house.
      SM: :) :) (klaasend)

    2. Jon on March 13th, 2008 12:01 am

      Meanwhile lets get back to Ferraro and Hillary
      or better still let’s forget the whole thing.

    3. brenda on March 13th, 2008 6:50 am

      Cripes! Or should I say…craps!

      Either way, the article I read stated that it had yet to be determined if she had mental health issues. LORD!! One does not need to be a doctor, or a very, high IQ to answer that question!

    4. Carpe Noctem on March 13th, 2008 12:02 pm

      What was the tip off that the emergency responders
      needed to be called on this one, hmmmmmm?

      Was it the legs atrophying, or the fact that he
      had to address his Christmas card to the FRIGGIN’ JOHN?

      This guy makes William F. Buckley look like
      Gomer Pyle!

    5. Richard on March 13th, 2008 12:37 pm

      One hesitates to ask what this guy did to meet the calls of nature over those two years ….

      Well, enough is enough.

    6. Lotte Lenya on March 13th, 2008 3:56 pm

      This is the most bizarre thing I’ve ever heard of!

      Surely there’s a place for this woman somewhere in the Guinness Book of World Records.

    7. Sunny on March 13th, 2008 5:05 pm

      Talk about the Twilight Zone…..surely this woman and the man who allowed it ahve some serious mental problems!!

    8. MY THOUGH on March 13th, 2008 11:38 pm

      Just when you think you’ve heard it all
      was their ass asleep … literaly
      numb buttocks ….
      maybe they had a computer and mini fridge in their tooo
      lmao.. I am getting a visual.. cable.and . phone outlet..tooooooooo bazaaare

    9. brenda on March 14th, 2008 6:56 am

      Carpe, read this morning that the boyfriend finally called EMS because his girlfriend had “become groggy” and didn’t seem to know what was going on around her.

      Also, authorities doubt she was actually on that toilet for 2 years. They are saying a month or so. She had open sores (sorry folks) that had cause her to be adhered to that seat.

      I gotta feel really, sorry for the poor officer who had to pry that seat away from the toilet. He said the house had a “terrific” odor. You think???

    10. Richard on March 14th, 2008 9:56 am

      Brenda, they’re now saying that she was there for only a month?

      Does this mean the whole story is a bunch of crap?

    11. Jon on March 14th, 2008 2:09 pm

      well at least the toilet wasn’t on her for two years. I wonder how her pressure sores are healing….

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