Still Looking For Joran


When the search for Joran did not turn up any clues in Rotterdam, the Simian Search has moved on to Southern Taiwan. There is no report yet but the search was eventful according to this video.

Here are some outtakes that did not make the video.


and another.


Those Monkey types will never give up, will they…

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  • Comments

    19 Responses to “Still Looking For Joran”

    1. Vicki on May 24th, 2007 12:46 pm

      Run Run as fast as you can…URINE…do you think like Rodney Dangerfield..”I always feel like somebodys watching me” You better believe it…PIG

    2. Susan on May 24th, 2007 1:00 pm

      5 days people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    3. Richard on May 24th, 2007 1:22 pm

      I suggest the monkeys look in his natural habitat … like a cesspool.

    4. Richard on May 24th, 2007 1:24 pm

      Hey, moderators, it looks like you’ve fixed a bug in the works here. The sum I had to do to post the above post was 1 and 1 … which I always thought made 2, but previously when I put down that answer I was told that I’d failed the test. This time it seems to have worked.

    5. Scared Monkeys on May 24th, 2007 2:04 pm


      We are, I am, playing with the Spam Filters. That simple question has stopped about 90 percent of the spam messages that we get.

      Let me know if it pops up again though.

      — Tom

    6. driving miss daisy on May 24th, 2007 2:46 pm

      If you find Julia Renfro, you might find Joran & Medley Relay. Keep looking. They are probably someplace trying to hide any incriminating evidence. Is there a big book burning in Arkansas right now.

    7. Richard on May 24th, 2007 3:06 pm

      Tom, I don’t have a problem with the question as such. But each time the 1 plus 1 question comes up, it says that my answer (2) is wrong. That never happens with any other combination of numbers. So that’s the bug that is a problem.

    8. Miss-Underestimated on May 24th, 2007 3:14 pm

      He’s not at the beach, and for that matter is anyone else at the beach.

    9. kayjay on May 24th, 2007 5:32 pm

      Let’s hope it’ll be the Dutch police who’ll be looking for him to rearrest the swine in the very near future…are they still on the island ..does anyone know?

    10. Susan on May 24th, 2007 5:57 pm

      Which species does Arlene belong to?

    11. Carpe Noctem on May 24th, 2007 7:41 pm

      Joran “The Gang Raping Butcher of Noord” Van der sloot


      Joran: …and the girl was acting crazy!


      The Gardener sees Deepak’s car at the RC at 02:30 hours.

      Who is behind the wheel?


      Joran to Deepak: I should have killed you, retard.


      Joran to Satish: You go home and get gun, me shoot you two dead.

      Satish to Joran: That I have a gun? Look, the police
      have searched my home… what is she
      going to get?

      * No denial, he’s just saying to Joran here that he
      hid it in a great spot, a spot where they didn’t
      find it during the Hooiberg Kalpoe home search.

      * If Joran will shoot them both dead… he very likely
      has cart blanche access to fire power too.

      Find it.


      Don’t you think they’d be interested to know Satish
      touched a girl with the car?


      Day #724


    12. Allan K on May 24th, 2007 9:57 pm

      The Aruban and Dutch mockery of Justice. The world knows what you did and will not forget!

    13. Carpe Noctem on May 24th, 2007 11:41 pm
    14. Vicki on May 25th, 2007 8:08 am

      You know what galls me Carpe, looking at your pictures. They didnt have the decency to close her eyes. Which, by the way helped you “see” her so well. But it makes me so angry and sick to know this.

    15. Pearl on May 25th, 2007 8:32 am

      I don’t know who comes up with these moments of respite for all the hard working monkeys to breathe and find something to smile about, but you are a gift – whoever you are!

      PS: I don’t think that ape is looking for Joran. She looks like she’s RUNNING FROM Joran, trying to act in good conscience by warning all her ape-friends that there is are MONSTERS on the island of Aruba that need to be CAGED, big time.

      It’s interesting that such beautiful creatures could end up behind bars, while such monstrous, CRIMINAL creatures in Aruba continue to roam about freely, so that they can continue in their predatory conduct.




    16. Richard on May 25th, 2007 9:16 am

      Carpe (#11) … I suspect that Satish did more than touch a girl with his car, and that it was no accident.

    17. alma on May 25th, 2007 11:49 am

      I have asked this question on several post and noone will answer me!!!! These pics carpe keeps posting. Who is the photogarpher of these pics. I mean obviously there is a body in that bag after these photos were taken what happen to the Dam bag?

    18. Meee on May 25th, 2007 12:30 pm

      Has Jossy asked about the Karin Janssen letter yet in his paper? While the Dutch are still on the island.

    19. Vicki on May 25th, 2007 1:52 pm

      #17- alma thats the million dollar question…Do you think if we knew, the ppl wouldnt be talking spilling their guts. I think they were taken to use as blackmail…maybe by the cowpoos….

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