Two Sixth Graders Have Sex in Wood shop … I Don’t Remember that being on the Syllabus


With all that goes on in school these days, I guess this should come as no surprise. NailgunThe manner in how they did it though is a bit troubling. Two middle school teens had sex during the wood shop class while students looked on and the teacher was in the room. This is not your parents wood shop class. Hell, its not even mine.

“…during school hours in a classroom with an experienced teacher present, two sixth graders completed the act of intercourse…at least ten students were witnesses. No disciplinary actions were taken against the teacher… All teachers were told to keep quiet.”

Oh the play on word jokes referencing to wood shop class and tools on this one may be too easy. Why is it that nothing amazes us anymore in school? One wonders when anyone has time to learn anything these days.

The Clayton Cramer blog does a walk down memory lane as well and can’t fathom this type of behavior when he was in middle school either. Also Ed Wonks discusses the rather bizarre and disturbing story.

Posted March 6, 2007 by
Bizarre, Education, WTF | 14 comments

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    14 Responses to “Two Sixth Graders Have Sex in Wood shop … I Don’t Remember that being on the Syllabus”

    1. Richard on March 6th, 2007 11:00 pm

      Did they consider that it was an extra-credit project?

    2. Joe on March 6th, 2007 11:05 pm

      Better yet. A friend, a Dallas area cop, took a call to a rape in progress at an Irving High School. A white girl was being raped by 5 black boys behind a portable classroom. Further investigation reveals – not a rape, but she wanted to know if it was true what she had heard about the size of the black penis. This was in 1994. Nothing surprises me.

    3. Scared Monkeys on March 7th, 2007 12:27 am

      Can someone please explain what the teachers unions are doing?

      This borders on criminal whats allowed in schools.


    4. Scared Monkeys on March 7th, 2007 1:48 am

      I can remember my wood shop teacher from the days of Yore. If that drill Sargent ever caught anyone having sex in his class he would have fired up the circular saw and removed some appendages.

      Some hammer, nails and a glue gun would have been used as well.


    5. just moma on March 7th, 2007 3:17 am

      My generation, just before the baby boomers were held in by glass ceilings both in the corporate world and in elementry school. I couldn’t take shop for I was a girl. In high school I couldn’t take mechanical drawing for I was a girl (even heading to Purdue University). Well, my mom and I stopped that from happening and the next class was open to girls in mechanical drawing. This was the late 50′ and this sttitude went on into making changes in civil rights and glass ceilings so the baby boomers could have a chance at it.

      Having been a teacher K-12, all subjects, all grades and director if it, I would kick out of school permanently the girl and boy who had sex, all those that watched and all those who might have left the room knowing what was happening but not reporting it.

      The teachers would be questions and if union sent up on charger for not watching their class with demotion or firing as being the bottom line.

      There is no excuse for this. Some of us across the nation have worked very had at having integrated schools, integrated classes and this gives these “equality classes” A BAD NAME. I wouldn’t just not let the girls have shop, I close shop down if everyone in the class was involved and they’d take an automatic F… no appeals. Classes would be open for others aslong as they followed the rules.

      If I as a teacher had been there and had to go to the mill to get something and they had a quickly, I’d be angry enough to hurt and the sit there vomiting over it and what their dumbness has done to my carreer…. I talking here that they did a quicky in a period of time you would expect sex to happen, no like a long time the teacher might have taken to go smoke in the boiler room (guess they have to go outside now)

      Hope they didn’t loose any of the woodworking tools when they cleared off the tables for the sex… must have used a nicely sanded table; but sure would have been nice to have a big splinter for the ars and a few in the knees and hands (smile) These tables and tools are costly. Most of the times, the teacher buys them out of his/her own money.

    6. joe bear on March 7th, 2007 9:50 am

      This is wrong,but not suprising

    7. on March 7th, 2007 1:25 pm

      With the way things are going in schools today, the teacher was probably just waiting for his/her turn to have sex with one of the students.

    8. MOLLY FROM LOUISIANA on March 7th, 2007 2:40 pm

      I do not believe this actually happened as reported.

    9. Bodo on March 7th, 2007 9:14 pm

      #5 by just moma

      Women have certainly come a long way since the 1950s! I don’t know if the following article is genuine (I suspect it is not) but I know this was the accepted attitude of my parent’s generation. Time sure has changed and I thought you might get a good laugh out of reading this.

      Good wife’s guide:'s_guide

    10. Bodo on March 7th, 2007 9:33 pm

      Oops, if that link to the “Good Wife’s Guide” didn’t work, try this one:

    11. ali on March 8th, 2007 2:37 pm

      you guys are sick. This is a horrible, sick thing that was covered up by administrators!

    12. txchic on March 8th, 2007 6:36 pm

      & another lawsuit filed by all the parents of the children who were subjected to this.

    13. ReYS on March 10th, 2007 9:51 pm

      HAHAHA…This is how morally corrupt our society is these days. Think people, what would inspire kids to have sex in school? Because the parents a a couple of bitches that are selfish and DO NOT pay attention to them. They are not around! This is another reason why the terrorists think they are better then us. Because at least, when someone is messing up, they get rid of them RIGHT away. We should get rid of the parents and send those 2 kids through the system and call it a day. That way when they have kids, they will be as morally corrupt and them. When is this cycle going to stop people?

    14. Shocked and Appalled on February 16th, 2009 12:03 pm

      If my child would have been involved and I found out I would have sued the teacher for allowing it to happen and would take my child out of the school and put them in a Christian School.( which my children will attend someday when i have any)

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