Hey Aruba … Santa is Making his List and Checking it Twice


He’s making a list And checking it twice; Gonna find out Who’s naughty and nice


(Hat Tip pic, Klaas)

Santa Claus is coming to town
He sees you when you’re sleeping
He knows when you’re awake
He knows if you’ve been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake!

Help Santa out this year and add your choices to his naughty and nice list. There seem to be plenty on the right hand column of Santa’s list in Aruba. I am sure those out there can think of many more.

Posted December 12, 2006 by
Aruba, Fun | 69 comments

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    69 Responses to “Hey Aruba … Santa is Making his List and Checking it Twice”

    1. Miss-Underestimated on December 12th, 2006 10:41 pm

      I was wondering if Anita got her camera back or did someone take it for safe keeping? Anita what was on your camera that was in the house? Who took the camera, because I understand that your house was not searched, so Anita did the ALE take your camera or the Boyz, or is someone lying again.

    2. Kat_Gram on December 12th, 2006 10:41 pm

      Can we add those people ( sorry, I don’t know what other word to use ) who trash anything associated with the Holloway Twitty family ? Julia Renfro and her faithful nasty coven ?

    3. Carpe Noctem on December 12th, 2006 10:42 pm


      That’s the ‘bestest’

      pic EVER. I love it =0)


    4. Kat_Gram on December 12th, 2006 10:54 pm

      I just spoke to Santa on the phone. He is afraid to go to Aruba . Never know what might be in the drink or in the snack. Sorry, Aruba, I could NOT convince him otherwise. Jossy, he will drop your present off in Miami. It’s just not safe for Santa or Rudolph either in Aruba these dark days.

    5. yoyo muffintop on December 12th, 2006 11:37 pm

      “I just spoke to Santa on the phone. He is afraid to go to Aruba . Never know what might be in the drink or in the snack. Sorry, Aruba, I could NOT convince him otherwise.” – I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there.

      but…I don’t think Jossy will be getting a present this year again, due to his prior dealings/associations. Maybe next year though.

    6. JusticeforNatalee on December 12th, 2006 11:53 pm

      In Santa’s Bag for the baddies:

      COAL and a CONVICTION!

    7. mayan_moons on December 13th, 2006 1:22 am

      Santa called & said the best he can do for Aruba this year is just 1 fly by so the reindeer can spell out BOYCOTT ARUBA in yellow snow!

    8. mayan_moons on December 13th, 2006 1:32 am

      i know…..you’re thinking what snow? the snow will be fake just like the beaches & bon bini’s & slap-happy slogans.

    9. jack obrien on December 13th, 2006 1:57 am

      The good is a long list besides Mr . Mansur. How about the suffering hotel employees, the owners, who begged for justice.The Dutch Marines, the good cops , Ruben Trappenberg. All who always said the “Aruba three “were to blame, and could not get a lame justice system to respond.
      Santa should leave coal in the AG’s stocking…

      Jack OB

    10. Carpe Noctem on December 13th, 2006 2:04 am

      Rudy knows when you’ve

      been good or bad…

      and he told Joran

      which one he prefers…

      and how he likes

      it the most too!

      Ja, dats righhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht.



    11. just moma on December 13th, 2006 2:19 am

      Ruben Trappenberg ??? was he the spokesman for Aruba at one time who was married, had a Tickle site, and a picture online at a rave party?

      Names sounds familiar.

    12. Kat_Gram on December 13th, 2006 2:47 am

      Yo Yo.. Yo better watch it. I have a special relationship with Santa that has been going on for a long time. He said you are going on the “could use improvement ” list. It was almost too late, but there was still a chance.
      And Jack, Santa was under the impression that Ruben Trappenberg was part of the bad system. 3 Lumps of coal for him.
      And Jack, Santa never forgets the OBriens. Wink Wink.

    13. Richard on December 13th, 2006 6:34 am

      Anyone and anything willingly associated with Aruba should get proper recognition as well. Such as the hotels and casinos.

      I’d like to single out JetBlue, which added two discount flights to Aruba … first a trial one, then another.

      Let’s wish a big loss on JetBlue for 2007.

      But here’s someone who deserves something good: the CEO of Curves, who responded to a letter-writing campaign by cancelling an offer advertised in Ladies’ Home Journal (I think that was the name) that would give, as an incentive, half a week in Aruba.

      And Santa, don’t forget the CEO’s comment that Aruba is no fit place to send American women to at this time.

      The boycott movement can put that notch in its belt, anyways.

      Here’s hoping that all those who write to Aruban, Dutch, and U.S. officials, businesses, media, etc. about the Natalee Holloway case get rewarded. (I’m aware of the conflict of interest here, since I’m one of them, but hey … it’s only once a year.) We WILL NOT STOP demanding justice for Natalee and her family … and in a different sense, justice for whoever harmed her.

      And Santa, don’t forget those who continue to post Boycott Aruba stickers on their mail, cars, etc.

      For the family, we hope, Santa, you will provide answers.

    14. Richard on December 13th, 2006 7:12 am

      And here’s a request to all our Dutch friends. A few months ago, the Dutch sent a police team to Aruba. My understanding is that they talked with some people (I don’t know who), picked up some documents, went back to the Netherlands and began reviewing the case files.

      That was a few months ago … more than a few by now, it seems. And still no word on what’s happening.

      I don’t imagine that they are going to be talking to the media, but someone might leak something … true or false.

      Anyway, please be on the lookout for any information on what is going on with this. It’s frustrating beyond belief that we don’t hear anything … leading many people to conclude that the whole thing was just another exercise in deception and delay. Let’s hope not.

    15. Carpe Noctem on December 13th, 2006 7:55 am

      The Christmas Mix for MONKEYS living
      outside of the SEATTLE-TACOMA
      metro area. ;-)



    16. MIss-Underestimated on December 13th, 2006 8:16 am


    17. strayze on December 13th, 2006 8:57 am

      Add to the good list the witnesses who were ignored, discredited, and/or run off the island.

    18. strayze on December 13th, 2006 9:02 am

      To the bad list add those known/unknown witnesses who haven’t the guts to contact the officials or get word to the Holloway-Twitty family. These people are shivering in their boots but remain protecting their miserable turf.

    19. strayze on December 13th, 2006 9:05 am

      For the good list add Kimberly Guilfoyle, and the Dutch reporters Jensen and DeFrieze.

    20. Freebrid on December 13th, 2006 9:44 am

      Don’t forget to add Dennis Jacobs to the bad list, we might need to add him in add the #4 spot on the list! After Santa is a no show maybe they can all go to carlos & charlies for a beer to drink away the pain of Santa discing there “Once happy Island”!

    21. Sharon Chicago on December 13th, 2006 10:17 am

      Karen Jansen is getting a pair of used “Jackie “O” Sunglasses to hide her shame behind them…She is also
      getting a spanking from Santa for being a very very naughty girl!!!

    22. Sharon Chicago on December 13th, 2006 10:22 am

      Santa has a “Pinoccio Doll” for Joran…it’s nose grows every time Joran tells another lie…and when it gets
      as long as it can…it turns into a “Chucky Doll” and
      makes Joran tell the truth!!

    23. MIss-Underestimated on December 13th, 2006 11:13 am

      Santa, Anita needs a new camera

    24. Sharon Chicago on December 13th, 2006 12:21 pm

      19# AMEN TO THAT…I am so glad Kim is in the drivers sit at FOX News…She is very discerning and knows what questions to ask!!

    25. Carpe Noctem on December 13th, 2006 1:08 pm

      I wonder why we haven’t heard about

      this more. Are there really vids and

      pics of GVC JORAN and girls on a specific

      personal website???? -per JM

      Mansur interviewed on Nancy Grace last year???

      Screen Shot


    26. mayan_moons on December 13th, 2006 1:32 pm

      Put joeypacOpeanuts (taco joe) on the naughty list, put em first on the Traitor List too!

    27. MIss-Underestimated on December 13th, 2006 1:34 pm

      I believe in the interview with Greta, Paulus and Anita, the interview where Paulus was sweating profusly, Anita had complained that they (ALE) came in her house and took her camera, the camera that she used at school for the childrens art, does anyone remember that?

    28. MIss-Underestimated on December 13th, 2006 1:41 pm

      Arlean Shhhhripppers

    29. vicki on December 13th, 2006 2:06 pm

      Miss U#27- I remember that…what liars.We wereso niave back then…I know I was. Who could possibly have thought about a cover up? Terrible

    30. Carpe Noctem on December 13th, 2006 2:12 pm

      ((I just spoke to Santa on the phone. He is afraid to go to Aruba . Never know what might be in the drink or in the snack. Sorry, Aruba, I could NOT convince him otherwise. Jossy, he will drop your present off in Miami.))

      :-) Love it!


      Yes. Miss-U … I do, I do…

      I also want to know where Satish went

      on his school trip.

      The Van der Rapists invite Satish
      ON A SCHOOL TRIP – his power was out and he
      was invited to watch at the VDS. Such a nice
      family, and SO GENEROUS. S} DRY HEAVE!

      Why did Deepak come, to watch the movie too?

      Why did the mother come as well?

      Mrs. Big

      People Lie, & dat is de truth!!!!!!!

      Where is Sasparilla Kal-tones SCHOOL VIDEO?
      Where and when was this trip?



      Release, breather deep,

      …and relax. -J4N :P

    31. Carpe Noctem on December 13th, 2006 2:24 pm


      We know the hot zone!

      In the backyard, UNDER THE NEW concrete.

      Under the pool deck – you TWIT.

      Go ahead, you CHICKEN NUGGET…

      dig it up and move things,


      A little BIRDIE told me

      there’s a GREAT

      VIEW of things.

      …and look, here he is!!!


      Who’s sweating’ now, NUMBNUTZ? -J4N-

    32. MIss-Underestimated on December 13th, 2006 2:27 pm

      Carpe and Vicki

      I am wondering if indeed her camera was taken by some Authority, not as part of the search, but for safe keeping. Did someone take incriminating pictures on Anitas camera why she was away? Or is Anita out right lying? I mean Mama Klapo said they all lie.

    33. Elizabeth on December 13th, 2006 3:46 pm

      Miss U:

      Remember when Joran made up this story about how he had to sneak out of the house, like most 17 year old boys would have had to do to hang out at bars and casinos?

      They were laughing, ho-ho-ho.

    34. Carpe Noctem on December 13th, 2006 5:05 pm

      Yes 33, but most 17 teenage boys
      don’t whack their dates

      …and carry them out
      of the house on matresses
      covered in dog’s blood.

      Know what IS UP with thattttt?

      THAT’S NOT RIGHT. – Kevin Meaney

    35. Carpe Noctem on December 13th, 2006 5:06 pm

      I meant NOW, not know.


    36. Carpe Noctem on December 13th, 2006 5:08 pm

      I smell TROLL POOZLE! (snnnniffy sniff sniff)



    37. Sharon Chicago on December 13th, 2006 5:19 pm

      Santa please bring Arlene Shipper a new career one where she will never have to explain to the Americans her Arubian Lawlessness. We understand Arlene that Aruba does do things much different than we Americans…we would have not put up with the LIARS that were held as suspects and then let them go…Bag of Shame goes to Arlene this year!!

    38. another on December 13th, 2006 5:32 pm

      will someone who knows these things please send me an email about where I can register for the forums? I have looked and and looked but can’t find the registration url…



      SM:   Right now registration is limited.   You need to request it by emailing Red.   The link to email Red is on the front page of Scared Monkeys on the right hand side. (klaasend)

    39. Observer on December 13th, 2006 6:23 pm

      We have dompig on american TV saying multiple times that he never ever saw anything that any of the boys sexually abusing her while she was in and out of conscioussness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!He has denied everything that we know as facts. Multiple sources have confirmed this from day one but here we have dompig telling jossy that it is a fact and he has enough to charge for rape/sexual assault. What the hell????????????

      Why would he lie and hinder the investigation?? Makes you wonder how many more things he is lying about. I guess he figured all the transcripts were changed/destroyed and he could deny everything.

      He needs to be brought in immediately!!!!!! As far as the “Pimps” they need to be brought up on rape charges and then I guess we will have to wait until the ALE tells us what they did with natalee. Everyone knows that they confessed to what happened to natalee in early june and it has been one big sick fricken game ever since.

    40. chris on December 13th, 2006 6:23 pm

      Vicki #29, I think most of us here thought it to be a cover-up pretty early on. What has bothered me for many months is that nobody, not the media, nor Beth or Dave EVER mentioned cover-up eventhough you could always tell that that was what they were thinking. It’s only after the DeVries show did Kimberly come right out and called it what it is. Thank you Kim!!! Was everyone concerned about being sued by Greasy, and what has prompted everyone to now speak openly about it. Just wondering….chris

    41. Observer on December 13th, 2006 6:50 pm

      Will anyone ever confront these lying sacks of ****?? Most everyone on that list and many more have been caught red handed lying there asses off!!Add arlene and dompig to that list!!! Both of them are caught on tape lying!! Just look at greta’s transcripts!! Notice how steve cohen was removed from all interviews after he opened his mouth and confirmed what we already knew as fact.

      We all know they have the answer’s and we all know they simply dont want to prosecute anyone!! They can lie there asses off about a murdered innocent teenager and there is nothing we can do about it.

      The big news is we have dompig saying he has enough to prosecute for rape and kidnapping. Why have no charges been filed?

      Why?? Because we all know that the lying corrupt scumbags will all fall like a deck of cards. I am sure they are trying to re shuffle the deck and stall for more time as they ship new people in and the corrupt ones out.

    42. Elizabeth on December 13th, 2006 8:00 pm

      Who’s the biggest liar of them all?

      Can you imagine, going to Aruba having to inquire about the where-abouts of your daughter? In America, it is nothing to call a parent or drop by to see if your daughter is in their company; afterall, every parent knows that there is nothing worse than not knowing where your child is. We all understand.

      From the moment she stepped up to inquire, she was lied to.

      Sneaking out… none of those KIDS needed to sneak out. Joran had his own apartment!

      Who would have ever suspected… Wild goose chase.

    43. Observer on December 13th, 2006 8:31 pm

      How dirty is Gerald Dompig?? How much prison time does he deserve?? Does following orders=No prison time? He knew Joran’s and the K2 brother’s(related to dompig)lies took us in wrong direction but he continued to feed that to us and at the same time made up his own lies.

      I know this list is much larger but here is 5 things that piss me off!! I am sure we will find out later that he is the one who made up the story about natalee having cocaine. I am sure he wanted us all to beleave natalee caused her own death and the boys panicked and disposed of her. He most likely destroyed evidence,changed transcripts and directed dennis jacobs to do the same.

      1.He tells the world that a suspect has confessed and is leading them to the body. Then retracts everything and never says anything more. Denies there ever was a confession and lead us on a 18 month wild goose chase.

      2.He says the holloways/twittys have hindered the investigation. ALE goes on record demanding a apology from beth or they will stop investigating.

      3.He says on multiple interviews that he has seen NO EVIDENCE that any of the perps ever sexually touched natalee when she was unconscious..A.Beth tells us she saw the interrogations that a assault sexual assault occured.B.Jossy also confirms the same transcripts.C.AM digital June 3rd says that all 3 had sex with her.D.Steve Cohen on Dr.Phil says at least two had sex with her. Deepak and Joran both brag to multiple other witnesses that they had sex with her.

      4.Even after knowing that at least 2 of them told multiple people they had sex with her. He fights tooth and nail to make sure the skeeters tape is proven to be fake. He adds that if he had proof that a sexual assault took place he would immediately file charges. After lying over and over he admits to jossy that he has enough evidence to charge for sexual assault/kidnapping.

      5.Says he has credible witnesses(Drug Dealing Brother-In Law) that natalee had in her possesion illegal drugs and she was to blame for her own death due to the illegal drugs and alcohol consuption.

    44. JusticeforNatalee on December 13th, 2006 8:32 pm

      Interesting info posted on the inside:

      Dana quote:
      I have been bombarded with e mails and calls from listeners asking if Jossy could clarify his statement he made on my show regarding Paulus Vandersloot having a brother in the Netherlands Government who might have had some influenece in the case.
      Here is his response.


      Of course it’s a fact! Paul has two brothers in Holland, one is a University Professor and is one of the leading world-wide experts in his field, and the other (Marco) is a politician. He is a member of the VVD party and is very influential in the top levels of government.

      We cannot confirm that Marco himself has occupied positions in the defense and police departaments, but his party (VVD) has held those ministries. The VVD party, I have been informed, is still in charge of defense.

      Hope this helps the person who contacted you.



    45. Carpe Noctem on December 13th, 2006 8:44 pm

      One of the BIGGEST LIARS – Hmmm in Aruba, that’s tough,

      BUT HERE is a prime candidate

      next to Joran Van der Rapist!

      HeY GEROLD ‘smirky a$$’ DOMPIG,

      you and your son make

      me wanna HURLLLL, I hope you and your

      son perish in a freak Holiday muffin

      baking accident.

      You guys are elephant loads. This crap


      My CBS 48 HRS notes screenshot.




      you BIG PSYCHO LOSER COOTIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


      I don’t think my ‘stress ball’
      is working.

      -J4N people.

    46. Maggie on December 13th, 2006 8:46 pm

      I guess what angered people is when Beth came to Aruba to find her daughter, the last time she was there, some were protesting telling her to go home as if she was the criminal. instead of the ones who harmed her daughter. Not one took to the street to demand or protest the connections the suspects have and mishandling of this case or the suspects, but would protest the mother. She had every right to come where her daughter was last seen. Any good parent would. They were lied to repeatedly since the beginning. Paulus worked with all of them for 8 years he said. The thing to do all along even for appearance sake was to let the FBI and Interpol take over this case, due to the connections, but Paulus went to court to keep the FBI out. They say they want the truth to come out and find Natalee, yet they have lied and obstructed every chance given to them. They say one thing and do the opposite. They still are. Who’s the person in Aruba who’s standing up for Natalee?

      Everything Beth, Jug and Dave have said since the beginning has all come out just as they said. They were there first hand and witnessed what was going on and how they were treated, and lied to over and over. How many times did Dompig say. Dave said the other day on tv. Joran was drinking, driving, gambling underage and gambling underage with his father. Not one thing was done to him or the father, so what kind of example does that set.

    47. IndyDan on December 13th, 2006 9:02 pm

      Observer – you are right on the money. DumbPig says last year “these boys are guilty as hell”. Then he tries to spin it that maybe Natalee OD’d on her own.
      The only Coke Natalee ever did was in a can with Diet on the label.
      DumbPig is left to clean up after the Dutch that run Devil’s Island and he’s more than willing to kneel down to the glory hole.
      He really is a pig with no conscious.

    48. Elizabeth on December 13th, 2006 9:11 pm

      He was probably an embarrassment to the family, so they shipped him off to Aruba with a nice cushhhhhh job as “Judge in Training”. He can’t even RULE his own house!

      Besides that….. he’s creepy.

    49. IndyDan on December 13th, 2006 9:14 pm

      #36 Carpe – the trolls always come out when the spotlight is on the perps. They think in some sort of stupid way they are going to change our opinion that the VanDerSloot family is responsible answering the question of what happened to Natalee. They know they are responsible. I think of them like Rock-n-Roll groupies. Just want to suck up on the infaminy.

    50. IndyDan on December 13th, 2006 9:17 pm

      He’s definately Creepy. Put pics of him, VanDerStraaten, and Jacobs together in their sweat-fest. The heat is on these criminals.

    51. Carpe Noctem on December 13th, 2006 9:42 pm
    52. Elizabeth on December 13th, 2006 9:43 pm

      Ever wonder why they would not allow their blood to be drawn for D.N.A.?

      I wonder if old perverted fart or his inept son have any past crimes. I do believe that I smell a psycopath. Are there any “past crimes” that may be tied to their D.N.A. in Holland?

      A nice cushhhhhhhhh job. You never know, until you find out. Problem is, the Arubans don’t care and the Dutch may have too much to hide. No, I take that back. If this has anything to do with politics, I would imagine that the Dutch would just as soon cut and run. It’s one thing to lie down with the Devil, but it is quite another to sleep with him.

    53. Observer on December 13th, 2006 10:03 pm

      Of course it’s a fact! Paul has two brothers in Holland, one is a University Professor and is one of the leading world-wide experts in his field, and the other (Marco) is a politician. He is a member of the VVD party and is very influential in the top levels of government.

      We cannot confirm that Marco himself has occupied positions in the defense and police departaments, but his party (VVD) has held those ministries. The VVD party, I have been informed, is still in charge of defense.


      Thanks for the new Info!! It is all becoming quite clear now!! I have always wondered what influences were coming from holland as I never conspired that this was more complicated than it seemed. It is has been quite clear that someone is pulling strings from holland!! Paulus first got all of his close friends in aruba to help him and when that wasnt enough his brother in holland used there influence on the dutch and aruban govt.

      They would be tough to beat in court with “no body no case” However there are so many people that broke the law to help these pimps that there will be no way to stop us from getting justice for natalee. Offcourse this corruption needs to be exposed first. It will be interesting to see what threats were layed on some of these innocent participants and who was paid to lie and destroy evidence.


    54. Miss-Underestimated on December 13th, 2006 10:13 pm

      Anita, can you esplain how the ALE took your camera and computers during a search that never happened?

      Yooo Hoooo Anita,,,,, OR what was on your camera and who took it and why?

      Deepak, said he saw Natalee as a ghost, why? Why would you think Natalee was a ghost? Why would you Deepak wonder how Natalee was doing if you guys just Natalee with Joran at the beach?

      Whew is it getting hot in Aruba or is that just because DeVries, Jossy and Smid kicked up the thermostat?

      BonBon Divi

    55. Kat_Gram on December 13th, 2006 10:22 pm

      A holiday muffin baking accident ?
      LOL ! !
      I am trying to picture that ! !

    56. Elizabeth on December 13th, 2006 10:43 pm

      Deepak has those visions of “SAND CASTLES” in his head, too.

    57. yoyo muffintop on December 13th, 2006 10:50 pm

      Elizabeth – J2K had DNA samples taken from them on 7/20/05. Prosecutor did the paper work wrong(surprise) and had to do it again. I assume you are continuing to be incorrect on some of the few know facts on purpose.
      Keep up girl.

    58. Observer on December 13th, 2006 11:00 pm

      It wasnt deepak it was satish. In the taped convo in back of the police car it was Joran taunting the two brothers. He said he heard satish was seeing the girls ghost. It was pretty obvious Joran was trying to scare those two into keeping there mouth shut. Said the guards are not fond of them..Said he should kill them,Punch them..etc. They were smart enough to know they were being taped but they made it obvious who is responsible.

      ALL 3 CONTINUE TO LIE THERE ASSES OFF!! Kalpoes are guilty of kidnapping,rape,drugging natalee and obstruction. Joran is guilty of the same but he is the one who ended natalees life. He bashed her in the head after she freaked and defended herself or tried to get help.

    59. Carpe Noctem on December 13th, 2006 11:20 pm

      Ai aiii aiiiii, esey!



      The Van der Sloots keep on lyin’…

      …and the people they keep on cryin…

      …Aruban’s keep on dyin’…

      …Ohhhh, please DON’T





    60. yoyo muffintop on December 13th, 2006 11:38 pm

      Observer – I believe you will find out before weeks end that those people are NOT PVDS’s brothers. Will then Jossy be moved from good to bad? I guess we’ll see…

    61. Elizabeth on December 13th, 2006 11:48 pm


    62. Elizabeth on December 14th, 2006 12:12 am

      Observer: Thanks for the correction. We all get their names mixed up. But don’t you think that it’s funny that Joran’s mom is going around cooking up this story about the camera and its’ pictures? Especially given what went on at the rocks?

      According to the article that I posted, Joran and Company filed for a blood test on Deepok and Satish, in their defense. I think that they are all hanging onto eachother huffing air hoping that they can keep their boat afloat.

      Incidently, that motion was also denied. I don’t claim to know all the facts.

    63. Richard on December 14th, 2006 5:48 am

      One wonders if the Dutch team that went to Aruba and back, and now supposedly is reviewing the documents (how many months does that take?), is aware of this family connection.

      Given that PvdS comes from Holland, the land of tulips and dikes, originally, the information perhaps isn’t too surprising. But one wonders what kinds of contact have been maintained.

    64. ben on December 14th, 2006 6:08 am

      is yoyo a joran lover.taco was on greta last nite,said the statements jossy talked about on kimberlys show were forged documents,we know better.JORAN IS A RAPIST AND KILLER TACO DEFENDS RAPIST AND KILLERS.

    65. Observer on December 14th, 2006 7:06 am


      I dont know what to think about anita’s camera. There may be something more to it. We all heard paulus say he wanted to tell more but it would hurt alot of people. However I am curious about sander’s missing cell phone. I think it is possible that his phone was used by natalee or someone took pictures with it. Most of all I find it outrageous that both paulus and joran both said they will tell us alot more when the time is right.

      They did a great job of throwing off the timeline with alot of help from the ALE. Something here still doesnt fit. For deepak to be cleaning his car at 3am that means something bad happened before that.

      1:15–They leave Carlos and Charlies
      1:45–They arrive at the Sloot Compund
      2:30–They are seen by the gardner by the pond
      3:00–Deepak is seen cleaning out his car
      3:30-4am Paulus picks up Joran
      3:30-4am Joran watching porn at home

    66. super dave on December 14th, 2006 9:00 am

      seems like tacopeter is always on greta crying about his criminals. it’s like he is her only guest now. i haven’t watched a greta show since she said that she was inclined to believe the purple headed monster.

    67. Sharon Chicago on December 14th, 2006 9:55 am

      SANTA THIS YEAR, PLEASE BRING KAREN JANNSEN a phone card so she can call the Holloway and Twitty families!!

    68. Carpe Noctem on December 14th, 2006 11:45 am

      “LIAR’S LOGIC”
      – Peter R. de Vries

      Deepak and Satish Klapon
      using on SHIM-SHAMMY outside at
      3 in the morning
      on ye olde SALON
      de UBER PIMPUS…

      Oh, now that’s rich!

      Especially when we know
      Deepak says he cleaned
      out the car RIGHT BEFORE

      This LAME excuse he gives for it being dirty?
      SAND from a week or so prior from J-BO? Or spilling
      a J and Coke in it within the past 1-2 weeks..


      Tell me Brutusk,

      Simply ask yourself this question! When was the last
      time, after a night out partying, DID U FEEL the
      ***ABSOLUTE**** need to go out in yer yard
      and *Armor All – clean out your ride?

      THREE in the morning????!!!!!

      I vote we put it on the
      TO DO LIST for tomorrow!



      2 + 2 = 5 3/4!

      Sumpin’ ain’t right



      MERRY CHERRY TO YOU, Dirtpack! I picked
      up some charcoal-briquets for you &
      your brother today!

      You’ve both been very naughty boys.

      Tell me… where
      DOES O’ Momma Alpo
      hang up your stockings
      with great care,


      no good weasel


    69. Elizabeth on December 15th, 2006 1:55 am

      Santa: I hope that you are alot like God and bless all
      your good children with sweet, sweet charity. Only you
      know who is truly naughty and nice; and I know that you
      keep a running toll on us all. May all the children of
      God come to recognize that there are good ones every-
      where that help family and friends in need. And for
      that they are never forgotten.

      May you all rest in peace. Continue in your hope and
      be easy on one another. This is truly a good night.
      Sweet dreams…..

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