News that will make you squirm:
- Hatch Found Guilty Of Failing To Pay Taxes On ‘Survivor’ Winnings – Taken into custody as a flight risk.
- ‘Reservoir Dogs,’ ‘Footloose’ Actor Chris Penn Found Dead – Brother of Sean Penn dead at 40
- You have to be kidding – Chinese Stock Up On Adult Diapers For Busy Holiday – And they say we have issues.
- Michael Jackson spotted in women’s clothes at a mall in Bahrain – This is probably expected, not strange… to a normal mortal.