Tomahawk; There May Still Be Hope For You

 

This past week over at the 1754 Blog, Tomahawk was a bit dismayed over the news that Katie Holmes was now dating Tom Cruise.

Why? Who does he think he is? If he gets her into Scientology (aka “the moonbats”) I am gonna spit. There is just something wrong with that couple…as the Irish would say, “basically..something f$ckin wrong with it….”

If its any consolation I do not know what she is thinking either. I am not even sure if hanging with him these days is good for her career.

Look here, good news may be on the horizon. Looks like no one is taking the relationship seriously.

CNN’s Bill Hemmer said on “American Morning”: “What kind of sham is this, by the way?”

Snark, on CNN? But it raises the question: What if they concocted a publicity stunt and nobody bought it?

CBS’s “Early Show” also treated the news like a joke, running an interview with Kermit the Frog about whether he had ever dated Holmes, which sounded about as plausible as Cruise doing so.

London’s Daily Mail wrote, “When it comes to the timing of his romances, Tom Cruise just seems to get luckier and luckier …

I suddenly find myself with a new found respect for CNN’s Bill Hemmer. Anyway, we all know that its true love, look at the pictures there’s such great body language, such chemistry. Tomahawk, Don’t give up the ship.

Mrs. Red says that if Katie would date Tom Cruise then she is not good enough for you.

Posted April 30, 2005 by
Bloggers, Fun, Personal | 2 comments


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    2 Responses to “Tomahawk; There May Still Be Hope For You”

    1. Tomahawk on April 30th, 2005 11:21 pm

      There is light at the end of this tunnel!!!

      My thanks to Mrs. Red…I have begun to think , if she is willing to do that for publicity, then she will just use me for the ubiquitous talents I possess to further her career and that is it! On second thought, I will stick to the more seasoned ladies…I still have to get Michelle Pfeiffer a birthday present from the other day…hmmmmm

    2. McGehee on May 1st, 2005 9:57 am

      Heh. That picture at NYPost.com does kind of remind me of John and TuhRAAAYYYza’s public displays of affection (heh again) during last year’s presidential campaign. Definitely a match made in the publicist’s office.

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