SNL Mocks NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio & His Overreaction to the Snowstorm of the Century With Seahawks Richard Sherman … “I’ve Seen Bigger Blizzards at Dairy Queen”

 

SNL MOCKS NYC MAYOR, THE BOY WHO CRIED WOLF SNOW STORM OF THE CENTURY …

SNL’s opening  skit was kinda lame, but has its moments. Except for the part where they lampooned NYC Mayor Bill de Blazio and his overreaction to the snow storm of the century, it pretty much was not that funny. De Blazio’s warnings of the pending storm that wasn’t was more along the lines of fear-mongering, and trying to take pre-credit for being on top of things, rather than telling NYC folks to be prepared. The skit went as follows … Richard Sherman (Jay Pharoah) and Marshawn Lynch (Kenan Thompson) hosted a faux-talk show, in which Sherman stated, and now I would like to begin the show the way I always do by verbally assaulting someone  who’ve already lost.” Last night’s attack went out to New York City Mayor Bill de Blazio:

“De Blazio, yeah I am talking to you. You a punk ass mayor. You call that the biggest snow storm in the history of New York. I’ve seen bigger blizzards at Dairy Queen. And you seriously tried to shut down the whole city because of that?”

Below is the VIDEO of NYC Mayor de Blazio doing his best imitation of Chicken Little and the sky is family saying that the snow storm could be the largest snow storm in the history of the city.  De Blazio stated that the snow projections are to be between 2 and 3 feet of snow that will hit the city. His message to New Yorkers was, “prepare for something worse than you have seen before.” Wait, was de Blazio talking about the snow or him being mayor?

Needless to say, NYC pretty much received little to no snow and yet he still shut down the city. Maybe the weathermen will turn their back on you next. I am surprised uber-liberal deBlazio did not blame the fowl up of the lack of snow to NYC on global warming.

The storm lived up to its billing here, where it dumped 19.1 inches, the fourth heaviest amount of snow on record for Providence. But in New York City where similar “historic” forecasts helped close down Gotham for a storm that fizzled, meteorologists and public officials were being accused of a “historic” screw-up.

Posted February 1, 2015 by
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State Attorney Phil Archer Announces Aggravated Assault Charges Won’t Be Filed Against George Zimmerman

 

ASSAULT CHARGES DROPPED AGAIN …

On Friday, State Attorney Phil Archer, whose jurisdiction includes Brevard and Seminole counties, announced that his office will not pursue aggravated assault charges against George Zimmerman. The often in trouble Zimmerman, since being acquitted of murder in the death of Trayvon Martin, was arrested on 1/9/15 and booked for aggravated assault and domestic violence with a weapon in Lake Mary, Florida. Zimmerman was accused of throwing a wine bottle at his girlfriend. However, Phil Archer stated that there was been a subsequent recantation by the alleged victim of her initial statement along with “new documents provided by the victim and her attorney precludes my office from proceeding further”.

George Zimmerman was arrested, again, this month in the suspected aggravated assault of a girlfriend. And, again, a Florida prosecutor has opted not to press formal charges — after the alleged victim backed off her claims.

State Attorney Phil Archer, whose jurisdiction includes Brevard and Seminole counties, announced Friday that his office won’t file charges against Zimmerman, who first came to the world’s attention for his arrest and eventual acquittal in the 2012 shooting death of African-American teenager Trayvon Martin.

Friday’s announcement relates to the 31-year-old’s arrest in Lake Mary, Florida, on January 9.

“While it clear that the officers had probable cause to arrest Mr. Zimmerman, which was affirmed by the circuit court judge at initial appearances, the subsequent recantation by the (alleged) victim of her initial statement along with new documents provided by the victim and her attorney precludes my office from proceeding further,” Archer said.

The woman has since denied that Zimmerman threw a bottle or that she ever feared him, according to a statement Friday from Lake Mary police.

“She also made it clear that she did not want to proceed with the case,” said police, noting that Lake Mary police Chief Steve Bracknell “concurred with Archer’s decision.” “A lack of eyewitnesses or other corroborating evidence to dispute her version of the incident also contributed to the decision.”

This is the second time that domestic violence charges have been dropped against Zimmerman. Back in 2013, domestic violence charges were dropped against George Zimmerman after his girlfriend, Samantha Scheibe, recanted in an affidavit that Zimmerman pointed a gun at her face.

A NOTE TO GEORGE ZIMMERMAN: GO AWAY!!! GO INTO HIDING, MAYBE TRY THE WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM, SOMETHING.  OJ SIMPSON USED TO PULL THIS SAME NONSENSE AFTER HE WAS ACQUITTED AND LOOK WHERE HE WOUND UP. TAKE A LESSON, FROM OF ALL PEOPLE CASEY ANTHONY, CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY AND REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THE PUBLIC VIEW. CONTINUE TO BE A NARCISSIST AND YOU WILL EVENTUALLY WIND UP IN PRISON.

Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker Leads GOP Field in New Des Moines Register/Bloomberg Iowa Poll

 

The latest Des Moines Register poll has Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker in the leads the GOP pack for presidential candidates for 2016. The poll takes into account Mitt Romney removing himself from the race and allocated his percentages accordingly.According to the poll results, Gov. Walker leads the large GOP pack with 15% of GOP presidential contenders. The poll shows that Walker is also the No. 2 most popular choice for likely caucus-goers who want an establishment candidate, and he’s the No. 2 for those who want an anti-establishment candidate. It was just last week that Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker wowed them in Iowa and asked for Iowans to take a further look at him. Between now and 2016 is an eternity, but it is important to get noticed in the beginning otherwise you will be pealed off before you even get to the primaries.

Iowa Freedom Summit 2015 Scott Walker Speech

Presidential stage newcomer Scott Walker, the conservative reform pit bull who inspired death threats from the left, has become the one to watch in the race for the Republican nomination a year out from the Iowa caucuses.

At 15 percentage points, he leads a big, tightly packed field of potential contenders in a new Des Moines Register/Bloomberg Politics Iowa Poll of likely Republican caucusgoers. The caucuses are scheduled for Feb. 1, 2016.

The Wisconsin governor is also the No. 2 most popular choice for likely caucusgoers who want an establishment candidate, and he’s the No. 2 for those who want an anti-establishment candidate, the poll shows.

“He’s in a sweet spot,” pollster J. Ann Selzer said. “People who don’t want an ultra-conservative think he’s OK. People who don’t want a moderate think he’s OK.”

Just one point behind is Rand Paul, a U.S. senator from Kentucky and the son of three-time presidential candidate Ron Paul, a hero to dissidents who want to shake up government. Paul draws support from the same anti-establishment well.

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21 Year Old Henderson State Nursing Student Callie Morris Missing Since 1/29/15 Traveling from Hot Springs, AR to McAlester, OK

 

21 year old Henderson State Nursing Student Callie Morris has been missing since Thursday, January 29, 2015. Authorities say that she was last heard from on Thursday when she was leaving Hot Springs, AR en route to McAlester, OK. Callie Morris may be traveling in a 2004 tan Ford Explorer with Oklahoma License 908HTG and she usually takes the route through Mena, Arkansas.  The LeFlore County Sheriff’s Office has issued a missing person’s request after a nursing student failed to make it home to McAlester.

Callie Morris

Authorities are looking for missing Henderson State nursing student Callie Morris.

Officials say Morris was last heard from on Thursday when she was leaving Hot Springs, AR en route to McAlester, OK.

Morris drives a 2004 Tan Ford Explorer with an Oklahoma license plate 908 HTG.

Her last cell phone ping was around Whitesboro/Muse, Oklahoma.

UPDATE I: Her last cell phone ping was around 6:37 p.m. in Whitesboro, Oklahoma. (MAP – Whiteboro, OK)

UPDATE II: Authorities searching for missing Arkansas nursing student.

According to Rutledge, the Civil Air Patrol received new information that will take the focus to Big Cedar on Sunday morning.

Civil Air Patrol announced Saturday that they were able to determine using cell phone forensics at 6:37 p.m. Thursday, Morris had made her trip from Hot Springs, Ark. to just west of the Oklahoma state line. According to officials, the ping was near the area of Big Cedar in Oklahoma.

The LeFlore County Sheriff’s department, Oklahoma Highway Patrol, and the Civil Air Patrol have been searching the area.

If you have any information on where Callie Morris is call the Leflore County Sheriff’s Office at (918) 647-3426 or your local police department

Posted January 31, 2015 by
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Three Juveniles (Justine Robinson, Lilly Robinson & Samantha Pearson) Missing Since 1/28/15 in Barberton, OH … May be Headed to North Carolina

 

National Center for Missing and Exploited Children is asking for your help …

Three female juveniles, 17 year old Justine Robinson, 16 year old Lilly Robinson and 12 year old Samantha Pearson, have been missing since Wednesday, January 28, 2015 in Barberton, Ohio. The authorities say that the three girls are believed to be together and that they may also be in the company of an adult female. The three girls may still be in Ohio or it is believed they may have traveled to North Carolina. The Norton Police continue to search for the three missing juveniles, presumed to be runaways.

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From left to right: Justine Robinson, Lilly Robinson and Samantha Pearson. (Image: National Center for Missing & Exploited Children)

 The National Center for Missing & Exploited Children is asking for the public’s help in finding Justine Robinson, Lilly Robinson and Samantha Pearson. They reportedly went missing Wednesday from their hometown of Barberton, Ohio.

Justine Robinson is described as a white 17-year-old female with red hair and blue eyes. She is 5’2” and weighs about 120 pounds.

Lilly Robinson is described as a white 16-year-old female with red hair and green eyes. She is 5? and weighs about 115 pounds.

Samantha Pearson is described as a biracial 12-year-old female with black hair and brown eyes. She is 5’7” and weighs about 150 pounds.

If anyone has any information on this missing persons case, please call the Norton Police Department in Ohio at (330) 825-2491.

Amber Alert Issued in South Carolina for 14 Year Old Alexis Ann Deas Missing Since 1/30/15 in Jefferson, SC … Abducted by Step Father Harland Donnell Melton

 

The South Carolina Law Enforcement Division has issued an Amber Alert for 14 year old Alexis Ann Deas missing since January 30, 2015 in Jefferson, South Carolina. Investigators state Alexis Ann Deas was last seen around 10 a.m. Friday at New Heights Middle School.  Authorities believe Alexis left with her stepfather, 43 year old Harland Donnell Melton. Chesterfield County Deputies say that Melton picked Alexis up from school on Friday, who was listed as an authorized individual to sign her out of class. The school reported that Harland Donnell Melton said he was taking Alexis to the dentist.

SLED states Harland Donnel lMelton may be driving black, 1999 Nissan Maxima with the South Carolina license plate IUF 593 and possibly headed to Texas.

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SLED INFORMATION:

  • Missing From: Chesterfield County Missing Date: 01/30/2015 Time: 10:00 am
  • Child’s Last Known Location: New Heights Middle School in Jefferson, SC
  • Information has been received that the child left with Harland Donnell Melton

MISSING CHILD

Alexis Ann Deas

  • NAME: Alexis Ann Deas
  • AGE: 14
  • RACE/SEX: W/F
  • WEIGHT: 125 HT: 5’2”
  • EYES: Blue HAIR: Brown STYLE: Shoulder length
  • CLOTHING: Blue Jacket with Aeropostale on sleeve, blue jeans

SUSPECT INFORMATION:

Harland Donnell Melton

  • NAME: Harland Donnell Melton
  • AGE: 43
  • RACE/SEX: W/M
  • WT: 150 HT:5’10”
  • EYES:Green HAIR: Short STYLE: Full beard
  • CLOTHING/OTHER: unknown

VEHICLE INFORMATION:

  • MAKE : Nissan MODEL: Maxima YEAR: 1999
  • COLOR: Black TAG#: IUF 593 STATE: SC
  • DIRECTION OF TRAVEL: Possibly traveling to Texas

Video Released Online Showing the Beheading Death of Japanese Hostage Kenji Goto by ISIS Terrorists

 

ISIS savages behead a second Japanese hostage …

A video has been released online that shows 47 year old Kenji Goto being beheaded by an ISIS terrorist with a British accent. The latest beheading video comes less than a week after another Japanese hostage, Haruna Yukawa, was executed.  Japanese officials had been working with Jordan to secure the release of Goto and a Jordanian pilot, Moaz al-Kasasbeh, who was shot down over Syria in December; however, earlier on Saturday negotiations had become deadlocked.

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The video comes less than a week after news of the beheading of another Japanese man, Haruna Yukawa.

Mr Goto, 47, is a well-known freelance journalist and film-maker who went to Syria in October, reportedly to try to secure Mr Yukawa’s release.

Japan said it was trying to authenticate the video.

The video, which bears the same symbols as previous IS videos, shows a militant with a British accent beheading Mr Goto.

Japanese government spokesman Yoshihide Suga said Japan was “outraged” by the video, adding that the cabinet was meeting to decide a response to it.

Rupert Wingfield-Hayes: “The Japanese PM has taken a very tough line”

Prime Minister Shinzo Abe said Japan “would not give in to terrorism”.

He said Japan would work with the international community to bring those responsible for Kenji Goto’s apparent murder to justice.

Japan Times – Islamic State group purportedly releases Goto execution video:

The video — the authenticity of which cannot be confirmed by The Japan Times — shows a masked man speaking in British-accented English standing beside Goto kneeling down on the ground, wearing an orange jumpsuit.

“To the Japanese government. You, like your foolish allies in the satanic coalition, have yet to understand that we, by Allah’s grace, are a large Islamic caliphate with authority and power and an entire army thirsty for your blood,” the man said, brandishing a knife.

“Abe, because of your decision to take part in an unwinnable war, this knife will not only slaughter Kenji but will carry on and also cause carnage wherever your people are found. So let the nightmare for Japan begin.”

Then the man applied the knife to the throat of Goto and the video switched to a still image of what appears to be the beheaded body of Goto.

Daughter of Late Whitney Houston & Singer Bobby Brown, Bobbi Kristina Brown Found Unresponsive in Tub at Home in Roswell, GA

 

Hmm, sounds very hauntingly familiar …

Bobbi Kristina Brown, the daughter of the late Whitney Houston and singer Bobby Brown, was found at her home in the tub full of water unresponsive in Roswell, Georgia. The 21 year old Brown was found by her husband, Nick Gordan, and a friend in the home in the Ellard subdivision in Roswell.  WSB-TV in Atlanta is reporting that Brown’s husband and a friend started CPR until the police took over life-saving measures until rescue crews arrived. The 21 year old Bobbi Kristina Brown was taken to North Fulton Hospital. The incident remains under investigation by the police.

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Bobbi Kristina Brown

Bobbi Kristina Brown, the daughter of singers Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown, was found unresponsive today in a home in Roswell, Georgia, police say.

Brown’s husband, Nick Gordon, and a friend found her in a tub in the home in the Ellard subdivision and started CPR, police said.

When Roswell police officers arrived at 10:25 a.m., she was still unresponsive and they took over life-saving measures until rescue personnel arrived.

This incident comes less than two weeks before the third anniversary of Whitney Houston’s death. Whitney Houston, Bobbi Kristina Brown’s mother, was found unresponsive in a tub and died nearly three years ago in California.

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Whitney Houston’s daughter found unresponsive in a tub.

Brown “was not breathing” when her husband and a friend found her around 10:25 a.m. at a home in a Roswell subdivision, police spokeswoman Lisa Holland said.

“They called 911, started CPR on her, and police arrived first,” the spokeswoman added. “We took over the lifesaving measures until the fire/rescue and an ambulance arrived.”

Brown was then transported to Roswell’s North Fulton Hospital, where she was breathing, according to Holland.

UPDATE I: CNN – Police Say, Whitney Houston’s daughter ‘still alive and breathing’ in hospital.

UPDATE II: Whitney Houston’s Daughter Placed in Medically Induced Coma.

Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown’s daughter, Bobbi Kristina Brown, was reportedly placed in a medically induced coma due to swelling of the brain after being found unconscious in a bathtub in her home in Roswell, Ga. on Saturday morning.

The 21-year-old was rushed to the hospital, where doctors stabilized her breathing. She was in the intensive care unit at North Fulton Hospital before being induced.

Remains of Missing 25 Year Old Jaimee Mendez Missing Since Nov. 2014 Found on King’s Beach in Swampscott, MA

 

Sad conclusion to missing Swampscott mom …

The remains of missing 25 year old Jaimee Mendez have been found on King’s Beach in Swampscott, Massachusetts. Authorities state that the remains were found around 8 a.m. Wednesday near two lobster pots. The remains were taken to the medical examiner’s office in Boston, MA where they were positively identified as Jaimee Mendez by dental records. The Massachusetts’ Office of the Chief Medical Examiner says that the human remains found on King’s Beach in Swampscott Wednesday morning belong to 25 year-old Jaimee Mendez of Swampscott.  Jaimee Mendez has been missing since 11/6/14.

Jaimee Mendez

Human remains found on King’s Beach in Swampscott Wednesday were identified as Jaimee Mendez, 25, who was last seen in November.

Officials said the remains were found around 8 a.m. Wednesday near two lobster pots. They were taken to the medical examiner’s office in Boston.

Mendez’s remains were identified through dental records.

“We are relieved for Jaimee’s family that she has been located and identified. We will continue to work diligently to determine the circumstances of her death. Our thoughts are with the Mendez family during this difficult time,” Essex District Attorney Jonathan Blodgett said in a statement.

Officials said they have still not determined the cause and manner of Mendez’s death, and the investigation is continuing.

DA: Skull found on Swampscott beach ID’d as missing mom.

A skull and bones found on the beach in Swampscott this week has been identified as that of 25-year-old Jaimee Mendez, authorities announced this evening.

The human remains were found Wednesday at about 8 a.m. near some lobster traps on Kings Beach by the Swampscott-Lynn line, police said.

Mendez, a Swampscott mother, vanished last November and was last seen with a Level 3 sex offender, the missing woman’s sister, Alyssa, and a law enforcement source told the Herald last November.

Officials asked anyone with information to contact Swampscott police at 781-595-1111.

Judge Orders Funeral Home That Sold Lee Harvey Oswald’s Pine Casket for $87,468 Must Return It To Presidential JFK Assassin’s Brother, Robert Oswald

 

IMAGINE SEEING THIS FOR SALE ON EBAY OR CRAIG’S LIST …

Tarrant County, TX Judge Don Cosby ruled Friday that the funeral home that sold Lee Harvey Oswald’s pine casket for $87,468 must return it to the presidential assassin’s brother. Judge Cosby wrote that Robert Oswald bought his brother’s (Lee Harvey Oswald) pine box for $300 on November 24, 1963, and it remains to this day “the personal property of Robert.” In December 2010, a Los Angeles auction house sold the casket to an unidentified buyer for $87,468.  Judge Don Cosby stated the actions of the funeral home’s conduct was “wrongful, wanton and malicious.”

CREEPY, JUST CREEPY.

Judge orders Lee Harvey Oswald’s casket returned to assassin’s brother

In 1981, Lee Harvey Oswald’s body was exhumed (VIDEO) amid conspiracy theories that the grave did not contain Lee Harvey Oswald’s body. What a shock, something surrounding the assignation of President John F. Kennedy was mired in conspiracy. The remains were examined and determined to be that of Oswald after dental records were confirmed. When Lee Harvey Oswald was reburied, it was not done so with the original pine box as it was too damaged. It was thought by the family that the original casket was thrown away. However, that was not the case. As it turns out the funeral home, Baumgardner Funeral Home, kept it and eventually sold it at auction, along with Lee Harvey Oswald’s death certificate and the embalming tools and table used in his burial,  to an anonymous buyer. How creepy. Robert Oswald sued Nate D. Sanders Fine Autographs & Memorabilia, Inc., and Baumgardner Funeral Home over the sale of the casket, as well as other grim items tied to his brother’s death. During the trial, the funeral home’s attorney actually tried to argue that the coffin was “a gift” from Robert to Lee.

The Funeral Of Lee Harvey Oswald

A funeral home that sold Lee Harvey Oswald’s pine casket for $87,468 must return it to the accused presidential assassin’s brother, a judge ruled Friday.

Robert Oswald had bought the pine bluff casket for his brother, whose body was exhumed in 1981 amid conspiracy theories that it did not contain Lee Harvey Oswald’s body. After a Dallas hospital confirmed the body through dental records, it was reburied, but not in the original casket, which was too water-damaged.

Oswald’s family says it thought the original casket had been thrown away, but the funeral home actually kept it in storage before selling it at auction — along with Lee Harvey Oswald’s death certificate and the embalming tools and table used in his burial — to an anonymous buyer.

Oswald’s brother, Robert, sued Baumgardner Funeral Home after it sold the coffin through an auction house in Santa Monica, California. The auction house still has the coffin, because the lawsuit had put the sale of the coffin on hold. The sale was never completed, the judgment says.

Oswald’s brother wins suit over casket.

In addition to returning the casket to Robert Oswald, the funeral home must pay him $87,468 in damages, state District Judge Don Cosby ruled, saying its conduct was “wrongful, wanton and malicious.”

It also must pay the auction house more than $10,000 in storage fees.

The funeral home also must cover the expense of transporting the coffin from California to Texas, where the family plans to destroy it, according to Oswald’s attorney, Gant Grimes.

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