More Brilliance from Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano … The Oil Spill in this Ocean

Not only has Janet Napolitano not read the Arizona Immigration bill, it appears she has not read a map either …

Maybe this is the reason why the Obama Administration cannot seem to do anything correct or timely when it comes to the BP Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico off the Lousiana, Alabama and Florida coast … Janet Napolitano, Homeland Security Secretary thinks its an “Ocean”.

Hat Tip: Gateway Pundit

Who needs VP Joe Biden for a gaffe when the entire Obama Administration is full of them. Can you just imagine, just imagine if a Republican made this slip up, namely Sarah Palin?

Freudian Slip … Golf Channel Reporter Win McMurry Says that Tiger Woods has a Buldging DI@K

RUT-ROH … Wanna Get Away?

I am not sure who wants to more, Golf Channel reporter Win McMurry after her comment this weekend regarding Tiger’s neck pain or Woods after his recent troubles both on and off the golf course.

It is a reporters worst nightmare and our benefit, Win McMurry made a Freudian slip over the weekend after Tiger Woods withdrew from the  Players Championship tournament because of neck pain. Or as McMurry described it, a bulging dick.

Try living this one down …

Golf Channel reporter Win McMurry committed a gaffe when describing Tiger Woods’ reason for dropping out of the last round of the Players Championship: She called his “bulging disk” a “bulging d–k.”

“[Woods] says he’s been playing with a bad neck for about a month and thinks it could be a bulging d–k,” the broadcaster said Sunday in a voice-over before immediately correcting her faux pas.

Wow, who knew that Win McMurry by way of a media faux pas would actually hit the nail right on the head, pardon the pun. What really has caused Tiger’s game to drop, his bulging disc or bulging di@k?

Welcome to Socialist Obamaland, Obama: “I do think at a certain point you’ve made enough money”

He said what … Obama: “I do think at a certain point you’ve made enough money”

Via Hot Air, so you think that President Barack Hussein Obama is not a Marxist and a socialist, eh? So Obama thinks at some point you have made enough money. Maybe his “wholiness” the Obamamessiah would like to tell us just what that amount is.

Once again Obama made the mistake of telling us his real beliefs rather than reading his scripted and prepared speech off the teleprompter.  The Teleprompter in Chief does it again …

America, pay attention to what Obama just said, because it’s a big F’n deal.

Comments from the Mark Levin radio show

Barack Obama went off the TelePrompter in his speech to a Quincy, Illinois audience about Wall Street reform. After saying that Democrats don’t begrudge success that’s “fairly earned,” Obama then ad-libs — and reveals more about himself than he probably wanted:

We’re not, we’re not trying to push financial reform because we begrudge success that’s fairly earned. I mean, I do think at a certain point you’ve made enough money. But, you know, part of the American way is, you know, you can just keep on making it if you’re providing a good product or providing good service. We don’t want people to stop, ah, fulfilling the core responsibilities of the financial system to help grow our economy.

Compare that to his remarks as prepared for delivery:

Now, we’re not doing this to punish these firms or begrudge success that’s fairly earned. We don’t want to stop them from fulfilling their responsibility to help grow our economy.

Share the wealth, eh Barack? How about your own money? Does Barack Hussein Obama think that making $5,500,000.00 in a year is enough money? Why not, that is what The Chosen One made in 2009 according to his IRS tax return.  This from the individual who wants to tax to the teeth people who make $250K a year

From Protein Wisdom, the brutally honest truth about Obama and the false narrative that the MSM wants to portray Obama as, even Fox News’ Bill O’Reilly.

Cookbook Recalled After Calling for Freshly Ground Black People … MSM to Blame Tea Party

RUT-ROH … Misprint or Tea Party conspiracy?

An Australian cook book was recalled by Penguin Group Australia after one the recipes called for “salt and freshly ground black people” to be added to the dish. This reads like a bad version of the old SNL skits with Emily Litella and “Never Mind”.

It is a tiny misprint, but an Australian publisher had to pulp a cookbook after one recipe called for “salt and freshly ground black people” to be added to the dish, AFP reported Saturday.

Penguin Group Australia pulped and reprinted about 7,000 copies of “Pasta Bible” after the typographical error was found in the ingredients for spelt tagliatelle with sardines and prosciutto, The Sydney Morning Herald reported.

But was it really a misprint? Obviously the recipe was one provided by the Tea Party movement. Who else would do such a racist thing? The NY Times would know, they are so knowledgeable and even handed on reporting such issues. The MSM has been calling this organization racist for months, they finally have their proof.  It is only a matter of time before the liberal MSM, Democrats, Bill Clinton, President Barack Obama and the rest of the moonbat LEFT will attribute this obvious racist on the Tea Party movement and call it their favorite recipe.

After all, just the other day an NBC reporter singled out a black man in the crowd at a Washington, DC Tea Party event and asked them whether he had ever felt uncomfortable.  Unreal.  Darryl Postell’s response was, “No, no … these are my people, Americans.”

Amen brother.

Politico asked one white tea party protester about how she could spot an “infiltrator” – a liberal posing as a tea party protester.

she said that more “racially-oriented signs” were a giveaway. “This movement is not about race. My husband and I are an interracial couple. He’s African American. We don’t make this party about race, we make it about principles.”

Because we all know that the LEFT is never racist, just ask Lloyd Marcus, black singer/songwriter of the American Tea Party Anthem.

By the way, how soon will it be before Al Sharpton and the Reverend Jesse Jackson will be flying to the land down under to be screaming, No Justice, No Peas?

US Rep. Phil Hare (D-IL) Admits: “I Don’t Care About the Constitution”

“I Don’t Care About the Constitution” … Welcome to the new political bumper sticker for the 2010 and 2012 elections to combat the liberal left.

Are you serious? This is what the Democrat party has become. Now they openly admit they don’t care about the US Constitution. At least he is honest I guess.  Great work from Adam Sharp at Sharp Elbows.  I guess Congressman Hare has forgot the oath he took:

“I, (name of Member), do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign or domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.”

“I don’t care about the Constitution … I believe that is says we have the right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.”

It is probably safe to say that most Democrats feel the same way. US Constitution be damned.

WHAT? This US Rep was asked about the US Constitution and gave a quote from the Declaration of Independence. Um, do you think he knows the difference between the two? As the Gateway Pundit asks, “So, who here believes this lib who doesn’t know the difference between the US Constitution and Declaration of Independence read the 2,000+ page Obamacare bill 3 times?”

Let’s hear from Big Government what other Democrats had to say after they rammed Obamacare down the throats of America.

You have to love in typical Democrat hypocritical form that the Lib jumps into his gas guzzling SUV to flee the questions, as Adam Sharp yells out … “Better start looking for a job.” PRICELESS!

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