D-Lister Kathy Griffin Gets Booed By US Troops After Calling Bristol Palin Fat

As reported at Mediaite, not so funny comedian Kathy Griffin was booed by US troops when she called Britol Palin fat while hosting ’VH1 Divas Salute the Troops’. Not only did the “D-List” comedian bomb with her Bristol Palin material with the troops, she went even further and egged the military audience on to boo her even more. How many times must I say this when it comes to humor … hate is not humor, nor is it funny.

One must ask a question as to how you could have a Leftist-hating fool host an event for the troops. UNREAL. It’s not like Griffin does not have a history with going after Bristol Palin’s mom.  Who knew that SPDS, Sarah Palin Derangement Syndrome, would spin off a new disease with the LEFT of BPDS.

Comedian and self-proclaimed “D-lister” Kathy Griffin hosted VH1 Divas Salute the Troops which was taped for an audience of servicemen at the Marine Corps Air Station in Miramar, California, and aired last night. The ribald and unconventional comedian set the tone for the night when she joked about Bristol Palin and her supposed weight gain while competing with Dancing With The Stars. But the joke fell flat, as the military men and woman in attendance lustily booed the host for taking a shot at Sarah Palin’s daughter.

Watch the VIDEO at Michelle Malkin.com where she makes a great comparison and asks a great question when it comes to entertaining our military troops … How far USO “entertainment” has fallen. Agreed, where are the Bob Hope’s these days?

Bristol Palin Responds to Kathy Griffin’s ‘Fat’ Attack.

But Palin, 20, isn’t letting 50-year-old Griffin’s digs bring her down.

“The audience’s reaction to this ‘comedian’ spoke volumes, and the decent people I know would probably have booed her, too,” Palin told Pop Tarts in an exclusive statement. “I hope people didn’t have to pay money to hear her negativity and criticisms.”

One really has to ask them self how Kathy Griffin, a  classless act, keeps getting hired.

Little Boy Dresses up with Joker Face for Halloweed at the White House … What Mask was Obama Wearing?

Hey Barack, Why so serious …

Every day these days is a scary one at the Obama White House; however, last night Michelle and Barack Obama handed out candy healthy apples, fruit and figs to the kids for Halloween. A funny thing happened on the way to the candy receiving line … a little boy dressed up with the “joker” face. Come on folks, go with it …

As the Gateway Pundit stated, too bad the boy did not where his “socialist” t-shirt. Enjoy your raisins and dried fruit. Hey Jim, you forgot to mention the the autographed copies of the Communist Manifesto and other child indoctrination material they were handing out as well this year. By the way what was the costume that Obama was wearing?

Check out the 1:50 mark of the video

Remember the 2007 SNL skit for Halloween  (go to the 4:10 mark of video)… Obama’s comments when asked that he dressed as himself, “well Hillary I have nothing to hide, I enjoy being myself …” Really? What a difference a first term makes.

On November 2nd, the treat will be for WE THE PEOPLE.

Barack Obama, Lost in Smallness … Obama Takes His Comedy Act to Jon Stewart’s ‘The Daily Show’

President Barack Hussein Obama … Lost in Smallness.

How fitting that Obama goes to Comedy Central to appear on The Daily Show as he has been nothing more than a joke.

Less than two weeks before the 2010 midterm elections, Democrats in a free fall pre-election panic, an economy in the tank, unemployment near 10%, record number of individuals are on food stamps, record housing foreclosures, 14.8 million people out of work and record federal deficits so what does Barack Obama do … heads off to Jon Stewart’s ‘The Daily Show’ to tape an appearance to be aired on October 27.

President Barack Obama is taking his campaign message to “The Daily Show” with Jon Stewart.

White House spokesman Dan Pfeiffer says Obama is taping an appearance on Oct. 27, just days before the Nov. 2 elections. Stewart is coming to Washington next week for the “Rally to Restore Sanity” he is holding three days later on Saturday, Oct. 30, on the National Mall.

Could this President get any more “small”?  Could a President of the United States of America act in a manner that is more beneath the office?  A country in crisis and Obama is off to “yuk it up”and act all Presidential at Comedy Central. How fitting America from the Comic in Chief … the jokes on you.

How I liked this clown so much better!

The past two years of the Obama Administration has been nothing more than one bad, long SNL skit. However, don’t worry America, Obama takes his job seriously, it is not as if he is going golfing.

Bill Maher Trashes White Men, Sarah Palin & the Rest of the Usual Suspect in Sexist Rant … What About Tiger Woods, Bill?

Why liberals like Bill Maher just do not get humor. Is sexist humor, really humor?

For one, they can never find humor in laughing at themselves. When one does that it is looked upon as a personal affront to them. Two, humor has to have to reality based fact to it. The beginning of Maher’s jokes, although sophomoric, were funny because NFL QB Brett Favre has been caught up in a sex “sexting” scandal and Maher used as many football metaphors as possible for a laugh. However, once Maher made it about a race of people and conservative women who he hates … his comments became sexist. Three, humor is not supposed to be mean.

Bill Maher does it again … takes any issue and makes it all about white men, Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann and Christine O’Donnell (warning: offensive language below and in video). But liberals are not mean spirited are they?

From there, the so-called comedian went into a vulgar, six minute monologue bashing Palin – who he called a “MILF” as well as a “traditional idiot housewife” – white men, and all things conservative

A question to the clueless and hateful partisan Leftist loon Bill Maher who turned what was a joke about one individuals and one person’s wrongful and stupid actions into a commentary all “white” men. So the conclusion you derived from the Bret Favre – Jenn Sterger sexting incident is “white men” are pathetic? Hmm … I guess the enlightened one Bill Maher missed the Tiger Woods sex scandal story and all his mistresses who were texted and voice mails sent.

Is Tiger Woods a “pathetic” white man?

“To me this story really isn’t about sports or sex or how necessary caller ID is. It’s about how pathetic and clueless white American males have become because the kind of guy who thinks there are women out there who just cold want to see your cock is the same kind of guy who thinks Sarah Palin is swell and tax cuts pay for themselves …”

Bill Maher, you are so cutting edge and advant guard in your humor and insults. Imagine America if he used one incident, say like from Tiger Woods and made a blanket statement about all black men? How about a bigoted blanket statement against Hispanics, Asians, Gays, etc?

Video: Warning, adult comments and questionable language

Transcript from NewsBusters:

… Because for hundreds of years, white penises were America. White penises found America. They made the rules and they called the shots, in the workplace, in the home and at the ballot box. But now the unthinkable is happening. White penises are becoming the minority. 2010 was the first year in which more minority babies were born than white babies. This is what conservatives are really upset about. That the president is black, and the Secretary of State is a woman, and every shortstop is Latino, and every daytime talk show host is a lesbian.

Hmm, was there not a black women Condi Rice as Sec of State under GWB, the first African-American woman Secretary of State? That would seem to trump Maher’s female reference to Hillary Clinton, would it not? I guess Maher missed Elaine Chao, the first Asian Pacific American woman and first Chinese American to be appointed to a President’s cabinet in American history.

And suddenly this country is way off track and needs some serious restoring. If penises could cry, and I believe they can, then white penises are crying all over America. And that’s where this crew comes in. The lovely MILFs of the new rank. And their little secret is that their popularity comes exclusively from white men. Look at the polling. Minorities hate them. Women hate them. Only white men like them. I’m no psychiatrist but I do own a couch. And my theory is that these women represent something those men miss dearly: the traditional idiot housewife.

Sarah Palin only found favorable by “white” men, really? Sorry to provide Bill Maher and his know nothing follwres with the facts, but according to a CBS poll … Bill Maher lies.

Maher also made the reference that white men were upset because Favre was replaced by a Mexican. The reference was with when Favre retired for the 20th time, this time from the NY Jet’s that Mark Sanchez took over is QB. Maher, not knowing what he is talking about has obviously forgot that it is not just “white” men that sext, some QB’s … Mark Sanchez are accused of sexual assault in college.

Where is NOW in all of this that a “white” man would make such comments about woman? That’s right, it’s Ok according to The National Organization of Women to call women whore’s, MILF’s and other derogatory and sexist comments if they are Conservative or Republican.

In the end we see really where Bill Maher and the rest of the idiot LEFT is with their hatred of women like Palin, Bachmann and O’Donnell … they look at them like they are “idiot” housewives. Could the LEFT be more out of touch with America?

How nice that the LEFT can find humor in sexual harassment.

“HOPA & Change: Real or Fake … Jenny Quits her Job … This is Hysterical

Here’s some “HOPA & Change” you can believe in … or not?

We are unsure whether the following story of Jenny quitting her job is true or a spoof. In any event it is damn funny and a great use of office ”white board” to communicate her message. Hell hath no fury like a “HOPA” scorned! Get the full story at The Chive.

Hey Barack Obama, your stimulus package did not save or create a job for Jenny … add her to the 9.5% unemployment.

Make sure to go to The Chive for the full pictorial story.

The Other Mc Cain seems to think that Jenny is going to have a difficult time finding gainful employment; however, I have to agree with Tiger Hawk. I think Jenny will have no problem at all and a much easier time that former Jet Blue flight attendent Steven Slater.

Who cares whether The Chive “snookered” the web … this was fantastic!

The Monkey that Became President … Monkeys Rule and Today’s Politician’s Drool

The Democrats are in shambles … its time for a “Monkey” to become President …

With Congress at an 11% approval rating, ethics violations not only from former chairman of the House Ways and Means Committee Charlie Rangel but also US Rep Maxine Waters (D-CA) and Barack Obama with a  job approval rating sinking out of sight, it’s time for a real individual to take office … Monkey Power!

Where is Nancy Pelosi’s most honest Congress ever? What say you Nancy as another one of your Democrat US Reps faces ethics charges? Will Obama throw Maxine Waters under the bus too as he did Rangel? Will “The One” be saying it’s time for her to bow out gracefully and with dignity as well? Or is the real question be, will Rangel and Waters play the race card.

Throw the bums out of office and elect candidates that will govern of, by and for the people. Some times that person is a “Monkey.”

Monkey’s Rule  and politicians drool … The “Scared” Monkey that became President … real hope and change you can believe in.

Would you rather have a monkey up in Washington, d.c.
Or have those people making monkeys out of you and me?

The Monkey That Became President – Tom T. Hall

I was there on the day the monkey came into this world
His face was round and reddish and his hair was slightly curled
He didn’t look too different from the others I had seen
Who’d-a-thought he was the answer to the nation’s dream?

At first he didn’t seem to be intelligent at all
Each time he’d start to walk about he’d stumble and he’d fall
My first impression was to be a most mistaken thought
Lord a’mighty, what’s this little hairy monkey wrought?

Because I witnessed his departure from his mother’s womb
I felt inclined to check his progress every afternoon
One day the keeper of the zoo called in the live tv
Frankly said, I think you’ll be amazed at what you see.

The monkey walked and talked and waved his arms about his head
In the corner was the stack of books that he had read
An educated monkey! said the papers ’cross the land
It was more than weary sociologists could stand

Oh, his fame was universal, he was on the carson how
People talked about him kindly everywhere he’d go
His insight was amazing, his philosophy was fair
He became a politician welcome everywhere

His wit was not to be compared with any mind intact
He’d lace a phrase with irony and blend it all with fact
Conservatives applauded and the liberals were entranced
The bigots and the integrationists were in his camp

Nobody dared to meet him in an open press debate
He was nominated by the folks from every state
Yes, a monkey was the president, though maybe not the first
And there was peace and harmony throughout the universe

The dream I had last night has been related as it came
As for interpretation, well, it’s really very plain
Would you rather have a monkey up in Washington, d.c.
Or have those people making monkeys out of you and me?

Donkeys Para-sailing … More Exclusive Pics of Obama’s Vacation

Bizarre video of a Donkey para-sailing as a promotion or is it just more pics of the President’s vacationing?

Now if these folks really wanted to pull off an advertising promotion without any claims of animal cruelty they would have had the Donkey golfing and using his sand wedge on the beach.

Finally, Real Hope & Change … The Obama Bumper Sticker Removal Kit

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Hey America, have buyers remorse, want real “hope & change”? Are you embarrassed that you fell for the Obama BS in 2008 … the folks at American Tees have the answer. It’s the Barack Obama BS removal kit. This is great. First remove him from your bumper and then from the White House.

You were drawn in by the promise of hope and change — so much so that you decided to broadcast it on your car’s bumper. Back then, you were proud to be seen in your Obama-mobile. Lately, however, you’ve gone from hopeful to woeful, and now you’re stuck with a bumper sticker that you just wish would go away. You got change, but not one that you can believe in.

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If you were foolish enough to think that a man who spent 20 years in a church and had Rev. Wright as his spiritual advisor and never heard him spew racists venom, this BS removal kit is for you.

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This is a three part process, first buy the Obama bumper sticker removal kit and remove the bumper sticker from your car, then remove the Democrats from power in the House, Senate and Governorships in 2010 and then remove Obama in 2012. It’s up to you America … take your car and America back!

NBA’s Shaquille O’Neal to Challenge Last Year’s Scripps National Spelling Bee Champion, 14 Year Old Kavya Shivashankar to Spell Off

Oh this should be priceless …

The NBA’s Shaquille O’Neal is going to challenge last years National Spelling Bee Champion, 14 Year Old Kavya Shivashankar to spell off. Sorry, can hardly hold back the laughter on this one.

O’Neal made an impromptu appearance at the hotel where the bee is under way this week. He challenged Shivashankar onstage after the sixth round of semifinals. She accepted his challenge, even allowing him two misspelled words, warning him she beat Jimmy Kimmel in a similar challenge last year.

“Are you sure you want to do this?” she asked O’Neal, the tallest person in the ballroom. “I did win the national spelling bee last year.”

“Keep in mind I have my bachelor’s and master’s, and I’m ready to go,” he said.

Maybe Shaquille O’Neal has a better chance at beating 14 year old Kavya Shivashankar in spelling than he does a free throw shooting competition.

Some highlights from Spelling B’s past and the reason why this is now considered Must “B” TV

14 year old Anamika Veeramani of North Royalton, OH is the winner of the 2010 National Spelling Bee in Washington, DC, on Friday, June 4, 2010.

Shaq is just lucky he does not have to go up against the 1997 Spelling Bee Champion Rebecca Sealfon. Rebecca would own you. I also heard she has a strong move to the rim.  She was one of my all time spelling bee favorites

Who can ever forget … spell Numnah … or numbnut. I bet even Shaq can spell numbnut.

Bill Maher: Obama Not Acting Like A “Real Black” President

Bill Maher on HBO said the Following: (snipit if Video can be seen HERE)

What, a stereo-type of a gangsta black thug??? Can you imagine if a Republican said what Maher said? Would it be looked upon as being funny? Do is this racism or humor? Or do you think that the MSM, Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson would be i n full assault mode?

 ”I thought when we elected a black president, we were going to get a black president. You know, this [BP oil spill] is where I want a real black president. I want him in a meeting with the BP CEOs, you know, where he lifts up his shirt where you can see the gun in his pants. That’s — (in black man voice) ‘we’ve got a motherfu**ing problem here?’ Shoot somebody in the foot.”

I wonder how Bill Clinton would have handled this, after all he was our first black President.