WACO Texas Man Stabs Girlfriend with Knife for Bringing Him Pizza Instead of Chicken Sandwich for Lunch … Charged with Aggravated Assault

Talk about taking the TV ad ‘EAT MOR CHICKIN’ a bit too seriously …

A Waco, Texas man has been arrested and accused of of stabbing his girlfriend after she brought home pizza instead of a chicken sandwich that he wanted for lunch. Michael Corsey has been charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. Seems rather reasonable to act this way when not getting a chicken sandwich, NOT! Corsey also reportedly choked the victim and struck her in the face.


 McLennan County jail records show Michael Corsey of Waco was being held Saturday on a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. Online jail records do not list bond or an attorney for Corsey, who was arrested Friday.

Waco police say Corsey allegedly grabbed a kitchen knife and stabbed the woman because he had asked for a chicken sandwich, but she brought home pizza. Police say the victim was also choked and struck in the face.

CUDDLE OR ELSE … 31 Year Old Shavonna Rumph Arrested & Charged with Domestic Battery of Her Live-in Boyfriend Henry Price after He Refused to “Cuddle”

CUDDLE DAMMIT, subtitled, The Price is Wrong.  And of course alcohol was involved in the following story … always go to the root cause

Well alright-then, 31 year old Shavonna Rumph has been arrested and charged with domestic battery after her live-in-boyfriend, Henry Price, refused to cuddle with her after they had gone to bed after a night of drinking. GOOD GRIEF, cuddle or I will stab you. Damn, there’s the one you want to bring home to mom. Luckily, no one was injured in the altercation so we can laugh just a little here, but maybe next time she may want to do a little less drinking and maybe she might get a little more cuddling.

Cuddle Application

Maybe Shavonna Rumph maye want to have her boyfriend fill this out first?

The couple subsequently quarreled, a deputy reported, “over Henry refusing to ‘cuddle’ with Shavonna when they went to bed.” The argument “turned physical when Shavonna grabbed Henry by the shirt, causing it to tear.” Price then attempted to leave the couple’s Bradenton residence to “prevent any further argument and Shavonna didn’t want him to leave.”

“At one point during the argument Shavonna had picked up a kitchen knife as if she was going to use it to hurt or stab Henry,” noted investigators, who added that neither party was injured during the confrontation.

Police report HERE.

Barack Obama’s Half-Brother Mark Obama Ndesandjo Says … “Barack Thought I was Too White and I Thought He was Too Black”

Mark Obama Ndesandjo, Barack Obama’s half brother says that when the two first met in Kenya in 1988, “Barack thought I was too white, and I thought he was too black.”  Hmm, interesting that Barack Obama looked at things in a black and white perspective. Mark Obama Ndesandjo recounts his sporadic but intense encounters with his brother over the years and the alcohol-fueled domestic abuse he experienced under Barack Obama Sr  in his book,“Cultures: My Odyssey of Self-Discovery.”


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Wonder if the guy on the right could do better as president?

In an interview with AP, President Obama’s half-brother, Mark Obama Ndesandjo, described his relationship with his brother as “cold” and stated that when the two first met in Kenya in 1988, “Barack thought I was too white, and I thought he was too black.

AP conducted the interview as a lead up to Ndesandjo’s autobiography that, in part, highlights the alcohol-fueled domestic abuse he experienced under Barack Obama Sr.

As in his first book, Ndesandjo wanted to raise awareness of domestic abuse by using his family’s story, although he said in an interview with The Associated Press on Tuesday that the president’s relatives have not universally welcomed his airing of private matters in public. Ndesandjo spoke ahead of a news conference to launch the book in Guangzhou on Thursday.

The book also touches on the “sporadic but intense encounters” with his half-brother, Barack, a relationship Ndesandjo describes as currently “cold”:

Alcohol-fueled domestic abuse he experienced under Barack Obama Sr? Maybe Barack Obama’s book should have beenDreams  Alcohol-fueled domestic abuse of my Father?’

UPDATE I: From CNN: Obama’s father was an abusive alcoholic, his half-brother says.

Mark Obama Ndesandjo, who is several years younger than the President, described their father as a brilliant man. But he was also an alcoholic, a “social failure” and an abusive husband, he said.

“I remember the sounds of my mothers’ screams and I remember the sounds of breaking, things breaking,” he told CNN. “And I remember that I couldn’t protect her. That’s something that no child ever forgets.”

He said he especially remembered a violent episode when he was 6 or 7.

“My father actually broke — came in the door, against the restraining order, and held a knife to my mother’s throat,” he said.

Prosecutor Will Not File Domestic Violence Charges Against George Zimmerman

George Zimmerman ill not have domestic violence charges filed against him … now go away!!!

Seminole County prosecutors announced that they will not file domestic violence charges against George Zimmerman after his girlfriend, Samantha Scheibe, recanted in an affidavit that Zimmerman pointed a gun at her face. In a he said, she said case with limited evidence and the main witness who recanted and did not want to testify, the prosecutors had little choice but to drop the charges.  The initial charges stemmed from a domestic violence incident that took place on November 18, 2013 where Zimmerman faced aggravated assault, battery and criminal mischief.  OK George, even a cat only has 9 lives … NOW GO AWAY!

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Prosecutors say they will not file domestic violence charges against George Zimmerman after his girlfriend said in a sworn statement she did not want to pursue the case.

State Attorney Phil Archer in Seminole County said in a statement Wednesday that Samantha Scheibe’s decision not to cooperate and the lack of other corroborating evidence made a successful prosecution unlikely.

Zimmerman had faced charges of aggravated assault, battery and criminal mischief following a Nov. 18 incident at the central Florida house he shared with Scheibe. She initially told police Zimmerman pointed a shotgun at her face, then recanted in an affidavit filed this week.

Statement made from Phil Archer, State Attorney Phil Archer in Seminole County:

The Seminole County Sheriff’s Office had probable cause to arrest Zimmerman after Scheibe called 911 and reported Zimmerman was armed and behaving threateningly.

“However, upon reviewing the recent affidavit … and taking into account the conflicting statements about what occurred, the failure to cooperate with the ongoing investigation, and a lack of any other corroborating evidence or witnesses, there is no reasonable likelihood of successful prosecution,” said Archer, the top prosecutor for Seminole and Brevard counties.

Samantha Scheibe,George Zimmerman’s Girlfriend Wants to Drop Charges of Aggrevated Assault and ‘Be With Him’


27 year old Samantha Scheibe, the girl friend of George Zimmerman, who called 911 and claimed that he was vandalizing her stuff and threatening her with a gun, no longer wants to press charges of domestic violence and aggravated assault against him.Zimmerman was charged with domestic violence after supposedly pointing a gun at his girlfriend, listen to the 911 call.  Zimmerman had posted a $9000 bail, was told to stay away from his girlfriend and no guns.


Pic – TMZ

In fact, she not only does not want to know press charges against him, she wants to be with him. Good grief, here is a match made some where. DA’s have to now determine whether they still want to pursue charges against Zimmerman without the cooperation of Scheibe. Mediaite reports, Zimmerman faced charges of aggravated assault after his girlfriend, Samantha Scheibe, requested in writing that the court amend his bail conditions so that he can have contact with her. She wrote that Zimmerman “never pointed a gun at or toward my face in a threatening manner.” Scheibe added, “I want to be with George.”

George Zimmerman’s girlfriend who called Florida police to say he was breaking her stuff and was brandishing a weapon no longer wants to press charges against him and instead wants to get back together with him.

Zimmerman, 30, who faces a felony aggravated assault charge as well as lesser charges stemming from the incident, is asking to have conditions of his bail modified so he can resume contact with Samantha Scheibe.

According to court documents filed by Zimmerman’s attorney Jayne Weintraub, Scheibe, 27, gave a sworn statement in which she wrote, “I do not want George Zimmerman charged.”

A note to George Zimmerman, go away. Stay out of the media and stop this nonsense.

Daily Commentary – Wednesday, November 20, 2013 – Preview of Tonight’s Dana Pretzer Show with Clint Van Zandt, Susan Bartelstone and Mikey McBryan

  • Don’t miss tonight’s show with former FBI profiler Clint Van Zandt, domestic violence expert Susan Bartelstone and Mikey McBryan from Ice Pilots

Daily Commentary – Wednesday, November 20, 2013 Download

Missing Child Alert Issued for 9 Year Old Thalio Otto & 8 Year Old Michael Otto … 28 Year Old Mother Yessenia Suarez Also Missing after Domestic Violence Incident in Volusia County, FL (Update: Police Say All Missing are Dead) (Update: Luis Toledo Attempts Suicide)

9 year old  Thalio Otto, 8 year old Michael Otto and their 28 year old mother Yessenia Suarez have been missing since Wednesday, October 23, 2013 in Deltona, Florida. Florida Department of Law Enforcement issued a missing child alert after they went to their home to check on them after relatives of Suarez reported her missing when they had not heard from her. Prior to the disappearance, Suarez’s husband, Luis Toledo, showed up at her job at American K-9 Detection Services on Tuesday, started a fight and slapped her face. Toledo was arrested on domestic violence charges Wednesday.

According to reports, the family has dealt with domestic issues in the past and Luis Toledo was arrested in 2000 on charges of attempted second degree murder, robbery with a firearm, aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and kidnapping with intent to inflict harm with a weapon in Orange County, FL. However, the case was never prosecuted. The Volusia County Sheriff’s Office are considering the two missing children and the mom as endangered under suspicious circumstances.

Manhunt underway for missing kids, mom

Thalio Otto (left) – Michael Otto (center) –   Yessenia Suarez (right)


A manhunt is underway for a Deltona mother and her two children who went missing after a domestic-violence incident.

“Keep your eyes open and please look for them,” said Emilio Suarez, father of the missing 28-year-old mother Yessenia Suarez. “Life is not the same without them.”

The Florida Department of Law Enforcement issued a missing child alert for 9-year-old Thalio Otto and 8-year-old Michael Otto Thursday morning. Authorities said the children could be with their mother.

Volusia County deputies are still at Suarez’s home searching for clues that will lead them to the family.

Deputies started exploring the house Wednesday after relatives of Suarez reported her missing around 9:20 a.m. because they were worried that they had not heard from her.

Suarez’s husband, Luis Toledo, 31, showed up at her job at American K-9 Detection Services in Lake Mary on Tuesday about 1:30 p.m., started a fight and slapped her cheek, an arrest report states.

UPDATE I: 2 children missing from Volusia County.

They may be with their 28-year-old mother Yessenia Suarez, the news release from the Department of Law Enforcement said.

Thalia has black hair and brown eyes and is 3 feet tall.

Otto is 3-foot-4 with black hair and brown eyes.

Suarez is 5-foot-3 and weighs 130 pounds.

UPDATE II: Authorities say missing Florida mom and her two children are dead, husband (Luis Toeldo) person of interest in case.

Sad news to report, but not unexpected when the facts of the story were first reported. 9 year old Thalio Otto,  8 year old Michael Otto and their mom,  28 year old Yessenia Suarez are all considered deceased by authorities, however, their bodies have not yet been found. Luis Toledo is considered a person of interest in the triple murder.

Gary Davidson with the Volusia County Sheriff’s Office tells MyFoxOrlando.com authorities have determined the three are dead but their bodies have not been located.

“The search for the victims’ bodies and the investigation into their deaths is still ongoing, and no one has been charged at this time,” Davidson said.

Police are considering her husband, Luis Toeldo, 31, a possible person of interest in the case.

UPDATE III: Husband of Suarez and sole person of interest in the case attempts Suicide in Jail.

Of course he did, that is what cowards do.

UPDATE IV: Search continues for remains of Deltona mom, kids … remains found not that of missing mom and children.

Authorities said they found remains in a wooded area off U.S. Highway 17-92 while searching on Sunday for a missing Deltona mother and her two children.

The remains are of an adult, said Shannon Cordingly, a Sanford police spokeswoman. But it’s likely they’re not of 28-year-old Yessenia Suarez, who has been missing for about a week, Cordingly added. She said the medical examiner still needs to conduct an autopsy.

“The skeletal remains have been there for a long time,” she said. “It was bones we found.”

Hmm, I wonder what missing person’s remains police might have just found in the search for  Thalio Otto, Michael Otto and  Yessenia Suarez?

If anyone has any information about Suarez or her children can call the Sheriff’s Office at 386-736-5999 or 911.

2 Year Old Son of Minnesota Vikings RB Adrian Peterson Dies from Injuries Suffered after Being Abused (Update: Suspect Joseph Robert Patterson Arrested, Charged with Aggravated Battery & Assault of an Infant

Two year old son of Minnesota Vikings Adrian Peterson died Friday night from injuries suffered from child abuse at a Sioux City, South Dakota hospital. Police have arrested 27 year old Joseph Robert Patterson and he has been charged with aggravated battery of an infant and aggravated assault. Patterson is the 2 year old’s mother’s boyfriend, who has a history of violence against women and children. Also, now that the 2 year old boy has died from his injuries as a result from child abuse injuries, Patterson will most likely see murder charges added as well.  Joseph Robert Patterson made his first court appearance Friday morning in Canton, where a judge set bond at $750,000 cash only.

Police and a prosecutor on Friday refused to identify the victim or his parents, except on court documents that give the boy’s birth date and the initials T.R.R. But Peterson’s father, Nelson, told the St. Paul Pioneer Press that the child is one of Peterson’s children


A 2-year-old boy who was reportedly the son of Minnesota Vikings star Adrian Peterson died Friday of injuries he suffered after allegedly being abused, police said.

Sioux Falls, South Dakota, police said Joseph Robert Patterson, 27, has been charged with aggravated battery of an infant and aggravated assault. If convicted on the charges, both felonies, Patterson could face up to 40 years in prison and an $80,000 fine.

Prosecutors are considering filing additional charges against Patterson in light of the boy’s death, according to police.

Soon after the news came out of the boy’s death, Adrian Peterson took to Twitter to express his gratitude to his family, fans and the “fraternity of brothers” in the NFL for their support.

“God Bless everyone and thank u so much,” he wrote.

UPDATE I: Man Accused of Killing Adrian Peterson’s 2 Year Old Son had History of Violence:

Court records show Patterson has a history of domestic violence.

He was indicted in June 2012 on several counts of simple assault involving an ex-girlfriend and her 3-year-old son, and later was charged for violating a no-contact order. He was sentenced to one year in jail for both cases but that time was suspended on the condition he attend domestic violence counseling.

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Daily Commentary – Thursday, March 14, 2013 – Joe Biden on Domestic Violence?

  • “These are tell-tale signs to say this isn’t your garden-variety slap across the face which is totally unacceptable in and of itself.”

Daily Commentary – Thursday, March 14, 2013 Download

Looks Like Costas Would Ban Booze and “Other Woman” as Cuase of Jovan Belcher Murder-Suicide in KC

Hey Bob Costas, do you also want to ban booze and “Gal Pals” as well as a result of the Jovan Belcher Murder-Suicide in Kansas City? The NY Post is reporting that Kansas City Chiefs LB Jovan Belcher was out with his gal pal the night before he killed Kasandra Perkins, the mother of his 3-month-old daughter. Bob Coastas, instead of you blaming guns for the death of Kasandra Perkins, why don’t you blame the individual who appears to have the character of a tom-cat. Gun be damned, this guy had issues and any weapon of choice including his hands would have accomplished his same goal.

He was playing the field.

Kansas City Chiefs linebacker Jovan Belcher had a boozy dinner with another woman and spent the night at her apartment before he went home, fought with and killed his girlfriend, and then ended his own life in a practice-facility parking lot, sources said yesterday.

After dinner and drinks Friday night at a local tavern, the former Long Island high-school star took the woman, Brittni Glass, to her home, but spent the next several hours asleep in his Bentley outside her building, neighbors said.

After cops roused him from his drunken slumber at about 2:30 a.m., Belcher went inside Glass’ building and re-emerged about four hours later.

Belcher drove away at about 6:45 a.m and ride to the home he shared with Kasandra Perkins, the mother of his 3-month-old daughter, where he shot Kasandra nine times then drove to the Chief practice facility and committed suicide.

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