Bill Clinton Provides Story at DNC of How He Met Hillary Clinton … “I Met a Girl” … Yeah Bill, You Met Many Girls Along the Way

WOW, THE BEGING OF BILL CLINTON’S SPEECH BEGAN LIKE AN SNL SKIT … “I MET A GIRL”. YES YOU HAVE FORMER PRESIDENT CLINTON, YOU HAVE MET MANY GIRLS.

So when Bill Clinton said, I met a girl, I was wondering just which one of the following was he referring to?

Juanita Broaddrick
Monica Lewinsky
Dolly Kyle
Paula Jones
Kathleen Willey
Gennifer Flowers

Last night at the Democrat National Convention when former president Bill Clinton took the stage and started his speech by saying, “It was 1971, he said, when he met the girl,” all that came to my mind was, what girl? Those who know Bill Clinton, Democrat and Republican alike, know the man has been a serial philanderer. Bill Clinton spun a story last night of a love story between he and Hillary Clinton that had most scratching their heads. Hmm, go figure, if some one was so in love and so amazed by the woman at his side, then why did he feel the need to feel so many other woman? Better yet, why did Hillary Clinton feel the need to stand by her cheating husband? Because it was all for this moment in time, to be president. Bill told a good story that fisherman telling tall tales of their catches would have been proud of, but he seemed to have missed some things.

A note to Millennials … he did have sex with that woman …

But then there was the missing year of 1998.

He took the crowd on a journey through the years of their relationship. It was 1971, he said, when he met the girl with big blonde hair and glasses.

There were the years between 1993 and 2001 when he and Hillary made the White House their home.

There was 1997, when daughter Chelsea went to college, and then, just like that, we were in 1999.

But there was one year missing. A year it’s probably best not to bring up when you’re trying to sell the audience a story of your happy marriage.

In all of Clinton’s speech, 1998 was completely absent. But why? After all, during 1998, a number of notable events occurred. The Winter Olympics took place in Japan, France beat Brazil in the World Cup final and Titanic took out 11 Oscars.

But, for the Clintons, it was also their “annus horribilis”. It was in January that website the Drudge Report revealed allegations that White House intern Monica Lewinsky had sex with the then President Bill Clinton.

Later the same month, Clinton made the now famous denial: “I did not have sexual relations with that woman”.

UPDATE I: One of those girls Bill Clinton met that he seemed to have left out in last nights speech. Juanita Broaddrick has told this reporter that she was raped not once but twice by Bill Clinton during the same infamous encounter in 1978.