Giving New Meaning to the Definition of “Head Shop”

Hey buddy its called a Head Shop, don’t take it so literally. We are supposed to believe the legalization of marijuana doesn’t have some bad side effects, huh? May want to re-think that one. Couldn’t you have just gone to the 7-11 for some Doritos instead of the cemetery? The mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Hat Tip Kevin from Wizbang who makes a very humorous comparison, Echos of Fast Times At Ridgemont High’s, “Dude, that’s my skull!!!”

Posted April 16, 2005 by
Bizarre | no comments

Let’s Look into the Crystal Ball for Senate 2006 (aka, What will Dems Do to Incense the Electorate)

Larry Sabato has a great look into the upcoming 2006 Senate seats up for election. It is still so very soon to make any real predictions, but I have to wonder what is to stop the continual gain of Senate seats during the Bush Administration? George W. Bush has defied the odds during every election by helping the Republican Party pick up seats in off year election. With the many underlying issues that the MSM refuses to discuss or slants as a negative one, polls today are almost useless in determining where Republicans really stand.

I will agree with Larry Sabato and Polipundit that with so very long to go that most likely the Republican Party will pick up 2-3 Senate seats in 2006 but not enough to end the antics of the Democratic minority. That will most likely be the issue on the table in the 2008 Presidential election.

One of the wild cards for 2006 mid-term elections is juts how soon and how vicious the Democratic rhetoric gets to ramp up for the 2008 Democratic Primaries. Just how soon will the Dem’s and MoveOn.org begin and how for over the deep end will they go? More so than usual.

Hat Tip: Polipundit

UPDATE 1: From McGehee at Yippee-Ki-Yah, looks like my wishes of a wild card may have come sooner than expected. What is this Party thinking if they believes that Schiavo is some how a winning issue for Democrats? As McGehee says, “Because Terri and Tom damn sure ain’t winning issues for the Democrats now, and they damn sure won’t be in ’06 or ’08.”

Update 2: Also from JJ at Polipundit (Howard Dean may just be the gift that keeps on giving) provides us with the Self Parody of Dean and “the Democrats plan to use the Terri Schiavo case against the GOP in the next two major election cycles“. Please tell me Democrats are not going to relish over the murder of a helpless individual? Dr Dean or Dr Death, you make the call.

Posted April 16, 2005 by
Main | 2 comments

5 Year Old’s Birthday Party – Coming Up

Castle

This is the Castle I will be manning today.

It is my youngest son’s 5th Birthday Party.

Wish me luck!

Posted April 16, 2005 by
General | no comments

20% of British Food goes uneaten

LONDON (Reuters) – British households throw about a fifth of their food, untouched and uneaten, straight into the rubbish bin, according to a BBC radio show.

 

“Our shopping trolleys are bigger than our stomachs,” said Sandra Sykes, producer of the BBC Radio 4 program “Costing the Earth,” which was to broadcast its findings on Thursday night.

Britons no longer prepare meals from left-over scraps and over-cautiously chuck food, which may be perfectly edible, as soon as it passes its sell-by date, she told Reuters..

Could it be that the British have finally found out how wretched their cooking is, and decided it is not worth it. Maybe the facts are 40% of home cooked food is disposed of, and only 3% of the take out curry is tossed.

Posted April 16, 2005 by
Fun | one comment

Monkey See, Monkey Do

Charlie don’t you know that cigarettes are bad for your health? Don’t you realize they cause cancer? Didn’t your parents tell you that it is a terrible, addictive habit and it doesn’t make you look cool?

I guess not, but then again you are a chimpanzee.

Charlie, … , has been picking up cigarettes thrown to him by visitors and smoking them — a habit he probably picked up by observing humans

“He even acts like a naughty schoolboy by hiding the cigarette when staff approach the area,”

What’s next his fellow zoo animal suing because of second hand smoke?

Posted April 16, 2005 by
Fun | no comments

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