Joran Van der Sloot Now Says his Confession a Lie, Little Dutch Boy Says was Tricked by Police

SURPRISE, SURPRISE, SURPRISE … NOT!!!

THE LITTLE DUTCH BOY WHO CRIED, “I DIDN’T KILL HER” … AGAIN.

And if you bet in Las Vegas that Joran Van der Sloot was going to come back and say that he is innocent and that the Peru police tricked him into a confession, YOU ARE A WINNER. However, it was an even money bet and so predictable from this sociopath liar that it was hardly worth the time.

Joran Van der Sloot takes his “I was scared” game to Peru

That is now Joran Van der Sloot’s latest story … Joran Van der Sloot has retracted his confession to the murder of Stephany Flores in Peru and has stated that the police tricked him into the confession. Sound familair, it should. Welcome to the Joran Van der Sloot game playing “lieapalooza”.

Joran Van der Sloot, who is spending time in a Peru prison for allegedly murdering a 21-year-old woman, now reportedly claims he didn’t kill her.

In an interview with the Dutch newspaper, De Telegraaf, the poker playing playboy says he was intimidated by police and was told he could go home to the Netherlands if he confessed.

“I was tricked,” the paper quoted him as saying. “I’ll explain later how it all happened.”

Spare us the BS Sporter, your ass is grass and Peruvian police are the lawn mower. The narcisst games you played in Aruba with the aid of your father Paulas Van der Sloot and his connections in politics and LE are not going top get you out of this one. There is a body,  there is a crime and you are on tape. What a shock that this pathetic coward would retract his confession. What’s the matter Joran, were there no two black security guards to try and pin it on this time? 

Van der Sloot claims he was “scared” when police questioned him. “In my blind panic, I signed everything, but didn’t even know what it said,” he reportedly told the newspaper.

Changing stories is nothing new with the 22-year-old. He has repeatedly offered admissions to knowing the fate of missing Alabama teen Natalee Holloway, only to retract his statements later.

Scared, PLUEZE! The only “scared” that exists is that there has been a “Scared Monkeys” on your back for five plus years. I am sure your fellow inmates in general population would like to know how scared you were when talking to the police, Joran or should we say fresh fish. The “I was scared” is not going to work like it did in Aruba pal, man this punk is a one trick pony.

Who are you kidding “Little Sporter,” you have been through this before. Your lies are not going to get you out of this one. There is a thing called evidence that has you dead to rights. It is five years to the day that you went through all this in the Natalee Holloway case and were interrogated by LE. How many times have you been arrested for crimes you did not commit? It is not like this is your first time and you are hardly a teenager any more.

You can lie all you want Joran Van der Sloot … this time you are going to pay for the murder of an innocent girl.  Kick and scream all you want, you spoiled wrotten little SOB, if you can’t do the time then don’t do the crime. Take your medicine like a man, then again … you’re just a pampered “Little Dutch Boy”.

As just an afterthought, maybe it is best he does retract his confession, then more years can be added to his sentence for his not cooperating with police. EXIT QUESTION: How fast is the Peruvian police going to grow wearing of Joran’s games?

JORAN VAN DER SLOOT … YOU AIN’T IN ARUBA ANYMORE!!!