Joran Van Der Sloot’s Book … Think You Have heard it All?

Just when you thought you had heard enough coming from the mouth of Joran Van der Sloot, a long comes his recent book to further shed light on just what type of individual we are really dealing with.

With such chapter in his book as the following, we begin to understand just what type of person we have been witnessing these many months. It is rather interesting that Joran could devote such back ground on Natalee Holloway in his book from a person who admits . “he didn’t even know her name”.

Doesn’t the following line sound familiar out of the mouth of Joran Van der Sloot? It is all a premeditated game to target American female tourists.

- the best way to make a girl trust you (and not think you are a local beach bum) is to tell them you are a tourist also (JVDS)

Hat Tip to Rammstein at BFN for translation and summary of book content. Read it in full here.

• Chapter 3 of Joran’s book: Going at out Carlos & Charlies
• Chapter 4:  ”de pimps”
• Chapter 7: Natalee Holloway  

Check out the following from his chapter entitled “de Pimps.” Wake up America, think your daughters are safe when they travel to Aruba? Or are they mere targets and sport? To all those out there that have defended this nice little boy, what do you think now?

- dutch boys hang around the bar drinking beer, they aren’t up to “smooth talking” the girls. On Aruba there are a lot of hot tourist girls ready for a 1 night stand or holiday romance. If a girl doesn’t take to you you will realize this pretty soon and move on. It is a lot easier than in the Netherlands.

- American girls are the loosest/wildest of the lot, Joran thinks it is due to the fact that you can buy a drink here when you are under 21 (American drinking age). Joran says in Aruba you can order a drink if you barely are taller than the bar itself

- tourists strip on the bar and join drinking shows. While girls squat, boys hold bottles of beer in front of their privates and girls drink from it. Everybody loves those things.

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- American girls are the easiest to get with from all the girls, then come local girls and after that dutch girls

- he likes chatting up best in English

- on the island girls too make the first moves on guys or show how they feel about guys by bumping and grooving into them at clubs. Also giving shows by kissing other girls in front of you.

- the best way to make a girl trust you (and not think you are a local beach bum) is to tell them you are a tourist also. This way they do not think you are just trying to get them into the sack. The more often you try this “lie” the easier it gets to score from it. He would say however that he used to live on Aruba, that they still owned a place there and that this is the reason he knew all the good places to hang at

- Freddy and a few of his friends called themselves “the pimpology crew”. As a joke we used to call each other “pimp” when we were chatting up girls. (Rammstein)

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