13 Year Old Boy Arrested in Class for Having a Sharpie … DeLynn Woodside Arrested Development

Arrest in Oklahoma middle school for possession of knife, gun, drugs, bong,  cigarettes, explosive device, martial arts weapons … Sharpie.

Our schools today have completely lost their minds. A 13 year old boy was arrested at an Oklahoma City middle school for of all things possession a Sharpie. Yes, you read that correctly. The brilliance of our “edumacators”filed a citizens arrest against the boy for having a magic marker. Words do not even begin to explain the stupidity of the 50 year old Roosevelt Middle School teacher DeLynn Woodside. This fool would attempt to ruin a kids future over having a Sharpie? Maybe the Roosevelt Middle School teacher should be checked to see if she possesses a brain.

Can we make a citizens arrest of DeLynn Woodside on an ignorance violation?

According to an Oklahoma City Police Department report, the boy was spotted “in possession of a permanent marker” by Roosevelt Middle School teacher DeLynn Woodside. The 50-year-old educator told cop Miguel Campos that the student was “writing on a piece of paper, which caused it to bleed over onto the desk.”

Woodside, pictured at right, reported that the child, whose name was redacted by police from the report, attempted to hide the marker when she asked him for it.Strangely, Woodside’s Facebook page reveals that her “likes and interests” include the official “Sharpie Permanent Markers” page on Facebook.

Campos reported that he allowed Woodside, a seventh grade math teacher, to “sign a citation” against the boy, who was then transported to the Community Intervention Center, a juvenile holding facility. A police sergeant subsequently “booked the marker into the property room.”

A brilliant observation from Moonbattery, “when will miscreants learn that unless you’re an illegal alien, crime doesn’t pay?” Had this kid been an illegal and one of Harry Reid’s “Dream Act”  amnesty targets … they would not have been arrested for having a black Sharpie, they would have been bought the entire color pack.