Joran Van der Sloot Eats Cake & Drinks Coffee as he Ponders What to do with Stephany Flores after Murder

So is this Joran Van der Sloot’s version of  … “Let them eat cake?”

Make no mistake about it, Joran Van der Sloot killed Stepany Flores; however, the manner in which he confesses to has much to be disbelieved. In short, he is lying through his crumb filled, espresso stained teeth.

How much of a psychopath could Joran Van der Sloot possibly be? Is the world beginning to understand, (Hint: Aruba/Holland) how void of conscience that this punk truly is? It is reported in the NY Post that right after Joran Van der Sloot killed 21 year old Stephany Flores and her body laid there lifeless and bloodied with a broken neck … Joran Van der Sloot ate cake and sipped Esspresso pondering what to do with her body. Are you kidding? What is this, like a seen out of The Dark Knight and the Joker.

He’s the very portrait of a cold-blooded killer.

Chilling new details from Joran van der Sloot’s confession to cops reveal he sat on the edge of his hotel bed in Lima, Peru, sipping espresso and munching on cake just minutes after savagely killing a local woman whose body lay on the floor.

As he noshed on his post-murder breakfast early on May 30, van der Sloot — long suspected of murdering Alabama teen Natalee Holloway in Aruba five years ago that very day — tried to figure out what to do with Stephany Flores’ bloodied corpse.

As blood oozed from her head — and as one of her eyes dangled out of a socket — he ate four sponge cakes.

Interesting what Joran Van der Sloot’s options were this time, now that he was not in Aruba, he did not have Papa Sloot to call, he was not in Aruba and the victims name was not Natalee Holloway. As we would later come to see, the outcome of the two crimes was decidedly much different. With Natalee Holloway we had a cover up and never any prosecution of the crime and in Peru we see a captured fugitiveand a confession to murder.

Oh but wait, when it came time to figure out what to do with Stepany Flres’ body Joran Van der Sloot also felt the need to pop
three amphetamine pills to stay alert and ward off the exhaustion he felt from playing poker with Flores at a nearby casino into the early-morning hours.

But apparently, the caffeine and sugar buzz wasn’t enough, van der Sloot told Peruvian detectives, according to La Republica newspaper in Lima. So he popped three amphetamine pills to stay alert and ward off the exhaustion he felt from playing poker with Flores at a nearby casino into the early-morning hours.

BINGO!!!

This is exactly the point that we have made all along with regards to Joran Van der Sloot’s confession to the crime. He is lying through his teeth as to how it occurred. Keep in mind, there is no question that he killed her; however, his description of the crime is BS. So let us understand this, Joranneeded  three amphetamine pills to stay awake to ponder how to get rid of her body? Which begs the obvious question … WHY WAS JORAN VAN DER SLOOT UP IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!The answer is YOU WOULD NOT BE!!! If they pulled themselves in at 5am there is no way that Joran Van der Sloot would have gone to get coffee for two as he claims in his confession only to come back and see that Stephany Flores was “invading his privacy”.  So of course the next normal thing woudl be is to kill her. Oh, that makes sense.

A note to Aruban law enforcement and the prosecutors office, just because Joran Van der Slootlied how they killed Natalee Holloway, does not mean that they did not kill Natalee Holloway. A lie in how a victim was killed does not absolve one from murder.

Is it any wonder why Joran Van der Sloot’s attorney does not want “the Sporter” to reenact the crime?

There are many who do not believe the full confession of Joran Van der Sloot as discussed by Pat Brown, criminal profiler on Nancy Grace.

LALAMA: Pat Brown, criminal profiler and author, “The Profiler: My Life Hunting Serial Killers and Psychopaths.” you know these kind of guys. This guy lies — lies, lies, lies. How — a confession, to me, really doesn`t mean much because he seem to get a lot of torment out of messing with people, for lack of a harsher word.

PAT BROWN, CRIMINAL PROFILER: Right, Pat. And I will agree with you. This confession, to me, is going to be a lie. This is going to be him telling a story to get the lightest sentence possible. I would love to see that re-enactment because I don`t buy his stupid story that he got that upset because she happened to know his name and wanted to leave the room and all that lies about she slapped him, so then he had to kill her. Bull. I don`t believe it.

I think it was a sexual assault. I think they should be looking for signs of a sexual assault. Even if he didn`t try to sexually assault her through sexual intercourse, he may have been forcing her into oral sex because there are signs on her body that may have been what he was trying to do.

Make no mistake about it, Joran Van der Sloot knows there is DNA evidence and he is trying to lessen his prison sentence with his confession. If you need to take three amphetamine pills to keep yourself up to decide how to get rid of your victim’s body … why would you have been getting up in the first place to get coffee for two. Oh that’s right, Joran is just a gentleman and a hopeless romantic … sacrcasm intended.

Formal charges against Joran Van der Sloot are expected soon.