$750 Million Divorce Settlement between Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren for Her Silence on Affairs

WOW, talk about a hole in one … or is it a hole in 750,000.

The divorce settlement between golfer, cheat, slut puppy Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren is being reported at $750 million.  Tiger Woods promises not to bring his trampy girl friends around the children and Elin will keep silent regarding Woods, one, two, five, ten, seventeen affairs. What is interesting is the clause in the settlement regarding not having Tiger bring woman around their children unless he is married or engaged. Does it sound like Elin thinks that Tiger’s “tom-catting” ways are behind him? She obviously never accepted his apology. Does not seem so.

Was it worth it Tiger?

He can bring a new flame into their lives only if he has MARRIED her.

In return, former wife ELIN NORDEGREN, 30, gets the biggest payout ever seen in a celebrity divorce.

But she can NEVER publicly speak out over his flings with socialite RACHEL UCHITEL, reality star JAIMEE GRUBBS, porn queen JOSLYN JAMES and up to 17 others, who will work out costing him £25million each.

It would seem that Tiger Woods main concern is keeping Elin Nordegren silent and preventing her from doing interviews and tell all books regarding Woods’ sexual exploits and affairs after he attempts to rebuild his reputation.

“Tiger’s main fear is her telling her story after he’s rebuilt his reputation, sending him back to the gutter.”

“The price of the huge sum is her silence: no interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life – even if Tiger dies first – or she’ll lose the lot.”

Rebuild his reputation? REALLY? Does anyone really think after all this that Woods is going to be ever able to completely recover? Hell, I like golf like the next person and am amazed at Tiger’s talent; however, I can never look at him in the same light.