Cookie Monsters: Man Robs Texas Girl Scout Brownies Selling Thin Mints, Do-Si-Dos and Samoas Cookies

You know you are a low life, thieving, robbing, useless piece of garbage, dirt bag when … you rob Girl Scout Brownies for their cookie money. What type of special individual robs 9 year old’s? What was their next theft, knocking over the lemonade stand on the corner?  A robber and his accomplice stole $250 from Girl Scout Brownies who were selling cookies in San Antonio, TX.

“One little girl was just devastated, and she was very frightened.”

But it didn’t take just one dirt bag to pull off the heist, it actually took two. Who would actually steal from 9 year old’s selling cookies?

A robber and his accomplice in a getaway vehicle stole about $250 from a group selling Girl Scout cookies, leaving one of the girls “devastated.”

Members of a Girl Scout Brownie troop and two adults were selling cookies outside a Walgreen’s drugstore in San Antonio Wednesday night when a man walked out of the store and grabbed a bag containing proceeds from the cookie sales — about $250 and a check — police said. A woman driving a vehicle picked up the robber, and the couple drove off, according to police.

One would think that Girl Scouts setting up shop outside local stores would be a safer idea in this day and age of sex predators and child molesters as compared to the door to door method. So much for that thinking as even that is not safe. Who knew that they also needed a Girl Scout getting her merit badge in Smith & Wesson present as well?