Cookie Monsters: Man Robs Texas Girl Scout Brownies Selling Thin Mints, Do-Si-Dos and Samoas Cookies


You know you are a low life, thieving, robbing, useless piece of garbage, dirt bag when … you rob Girl Scout Brownies for their cookie money. What type of special individual robs 9 year old’s? What was their next theft, knocking over the lemonade stand on the corner?  A robber and his accomplice stole $250 from Girl Scout Brownies who were selling cookies in San Antonio, TX.


“One little girl was just devastated, and she was very frightened.”

But it didn’t take just one dirt bag to pull off the heist, it actually took two. Who would actually steal from 9 year old’s selling cookies?

A robber and his accomplice in a getaway vehicle stole about $250 from a group selling Girl Scout cookies, leaving one of the girls “devastated.”

Members of a Girl Scout Brownie troop and two adults were selling cookies outside a Walgreen’s drugstore in San Antonio Wednesday night when a man walked out of the store and grabbed a bag containing proceeds from the cookie sales — about $250 and a check — police said. A woman driving a vehicle picked up the robber, and the couple drove off, according to police.

One would think that Girl Scouts setting up shop outside local stores would be a safer idea in this day and age of sex predators and child molesters as compared to the door to door method. So much for that thinking as even that is not safe. Who knew that they also needed a Girl Scout getting her merit badge in Smith & Wesson present as well?

Posted February 22, 2009 by
Bizarre, Crime, WTF | 11 comments

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    11 Responses to “Cookie Monsters: Man Robs Texas Girl Scout Brownies Selling Thin Mints, Do-Si-Dos and Samoas Cookies”

    1. buster on February 23rd, 2009 1:22 am

      If adults where present you would think just one of them would get a license plate # But then thats just the way I think
      SM: actually accd’g to reports they did get the license plate#, news crew went to house where car was parked, knocked on door and no one answered. I am sure the police will be making the same visit.Or maybe no one answered because they had been arrested.


    2. dennisintn on February 23rd, 2009 1:56 am

      girl scouts packing sidearms wouldn’t be out of line these days. by the time obama gets to pick a couple of far left leaning judges, we’ll all have to go armed.

    3. dee on February 23rd, 2009 4:59 am

      At what point in time can we just poppin these fools off the face of the earth…People are stupid…I will be the first to raise my hand and offer the first shot off.

    4. Richard on February 23rd, 2009 6:15 am

      At least the girls weren’t harmed.

    5. dee on February 23rd, 2009 7:59 am

      not harmed physically, but mentally I am sure, bruises heal, but harm to the mind takes a long time is ever to heal.

    6. buster on February 23rd, 2009 8:06 am

      Hmmm I wonder if maybe a stun gun would be good for girlscoutts ??? I remember getting a stun gun for my girlfriend a while ago. I was home when UPS delivered it. When I opened the package I was suprised how small it was and it even came with two AA Batteries. After I assembled it I was very curious if it would work being so small and all. I was sitting there looking at the cat then thought No he was really a good cat and I was wearing shorts at the time so what the hell I zapped myself !!! I don’t remember what happened next but the neighbor came running through my back door and tackled me to the floor, When you stun yourself it keeps you from releasing the trigger. I was dazed and confused for an houre or two and it took two days before I saw my testicle again.

    7. ANewGirl on February 23rd, 2009 8:11 am

      There is also quite nothing like any type of a loser who would rob children of their GS Cookie Money….kind of in a class of lowlifes all by themselves. Pitiful!

      Just to point out- honestly, at 4.00 per box, every year one has to hesitate about buying GS Cookies at all. There is nothing like a frozen Thin Mint though straight from the freezer. =)

    8. Dolf on February 23rd, 2009 9:04 am


    9. dennisintn on February 23rd, 2009 2:57 pm

      #6, roflmao, buster, that was a real “hey guys, watch this” moment. i’ve had a couple of hundred of those moments myself. the only thing i see wrong with stun guns is that it leaves the bad guy in good enough shape to come back the next day. smith and wesson has a permanent cure for malfeasance.

    10. Dolf on February 24th, 2009 2:05 am

      Dennis, don’t kill them.

      force them to eat cookies..until they drop

    11. FriendtoAll on March 5th, 2009 12:28 am

      Lets kill all thieves. I think we should start with the heads of Bank of America, Merrill Lynch, GM, Chrysler, Citi Group, Chase, and those who profit from the american tax payer. Are you with me?

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