George Bartusek Plastic Crime of the Year: Blown out of Proportion, Can’t A Dude take his Women Shopping? Florida Man Busted In Me’nage a Trois

File this story under True Crime that writes itself … Most men want women who are not “plastic” … Not George Bartusek … now I need a shower.

Nobody likes getting caught with their pants down. However, George is not like most men.  He is Blessed. Yes, the unspoken dream of many a dude whether they are willing to admit it or not:

He has 2 girlfriends, at the same time, and they are ok with it. True Story.

Nope, you will never hear a peep out of made in china 1 or made in china 2. That is of course unless they get caught up in the seat belt and spring a leak.

Not sure if this is girl friend 1 or 2

 Georgie’s girls are P L A S T I C , as in, inflated.  Came in a box with instructions and *conditioner* to prolong quality. George Bartusek, 51,was going “downtown with the sundown” in the front seat of his 1998 Lincoln Town Car, which was parked directly in front of a Publix store. Horrified shoppers called police when they spotted Georgie paying particular attention to the woman in the front seat and not even glancing in the rear view.

Joy Wray, on vacation from CT, one of the shoppers interviewed at the scene, felt the incident had been over-inflated. She went on to say:

 “I felt sorry for the man. He looked so sad. He kept yelling at the one in the back seat as police  were putting him in the patrol car. “It’s your fault! Your mouth is always open but you never really  SAY ANYTHING!!”

When confronted by Police, Bartusak told them he was simply taking his dolls to Target to get them clothing so he could tell them apart, and goggle-esque white sunglasses as they told him they were en vogue. 

Complaint … Oh My

Bartusak was wearing shorts with a 3” opening in the “crotch region” and no undergarments. When Georgie was told he was being charged with breach of peace in Lee County, he replied:

“Piece of what? Y’all got here before I got started, takes me awhile ”

Bartusak was transported to Lee County jail in apparent good health. It is unknown at this time if the ladies were taken into custody or left to deflate.