Charlie Sheen Winning? Dumped Via Text by “Goddess” Bree Olson aka Rachel Oberlin

Charlie Sheen, WINNING LOSING … Breaking up is easy to do via text.

Sheen appears to be one less “goddess” as porn actress Bree Olson (Rachel Oberlin) broke up with him via text message. Charlie Sheen opened his lame Violent Torpedo of Truth show in Fort Lauderdale, Fla. Who knew that the former goddess Bree Olson had more brains than most of the individuals buying tickets to Sheen’s show by finally getting out of Dodge.

Sheen opened his show in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, by telling the audience that porn actress Bree Olson broke up with him via text message, according to The Hollywood Reporter.

Breaking up by text adds a special “WINNING” LOSING  quality, doesn’t it.