Portland Police Will Investigate Accusations that Al “Sex Crazed Poodle” Gore Sexually Assaulted Massage Therapist Molly Hagerty

Al Gore, It’s not easy being GREEN, or a  “pervert and sexual predator“.

RUT ROH … The Oregonian is reporting that police will investigate the accusations that Al Gore sexually assaulted a massage therapist Molly Hagerty in a Portland hotel in 2006. However, the police stated they would not comment on an open investigation.

Massage therapist, massage parlor … how could I have got the two so mixed up?

“Consistent with our policy regarding open investigations, the Police Bureau will not be commenting on any additional specifics regarding this case at this time,” police spokeswoman Detective Mary Wheat said in a prepared statement.

Recent evidence was published in the National Enquirer where the alleged victim, 54 year old Molly Hagerty, called Gore “a  pervert and sexual predator”.

“AL GORE is a pervert and sexual predator,” declares MOLLY HAGERTY, 54, the massage therapist who told Portland, Ore. police that the ex-VICE President sexually assaulted her.
 
“He’s not what people think he is – he’s a sick man!”

Just as the National Enquirer is not letting goof the Al Gore, sexual assault, massage therapist story … neither does it appear the Portland police are as well. There is supposedly a “blue dress” with former Vice Presidental DNA on it as evidence. What will come of this? As Hot Air reported, even the LEFT is worried.

Even avowed lefty and Keith Olbermann fan Tommy Christopher concedes that “things don’t look good for Al Gore here.” So why am I still skeptical to the point of incredulity that anything happened?

Drip, drip, drip … and so the Al Gore saga continues, Crazed Sex Poodle, Part 2.

If there is any truth an any of these allegation, you would think that Gore would have learned from Bill Clinton and John Edwards … come clean or it will be death by a thousand cuts.