Alrighty Then … First Homosexual Caveman Found, Gay Cave Man?

And now for something completely different … Archaeologists state that they may have discovered the remains of what is described as the world’s oldest known gay caveman. Who knows where to even begin with this one? A 5000 year old gay cave man? I had wanted to use a similar title, but it looks like the folks at the  Jawa Reports  beat me to it  … ‘Science! Oldest Homo Homo Sapien Discovered!’

Archaeologists have unearthed the 5,000-year-old remains of what they believe may have been the world’s oldest known gay caveman.

The male body – said to date back to between 2900-2500BC – was discovered buried in a way normally reserved only for women of the Corded Ware culture in the Copper Age.

The skeleton was found in a Prague suburb in the Czech Republic with its head pointing eastwards and surrounded by domestic jugs, rituals only previously seen in female graves.

“Far more likely is that he was a man with a different sexual orientation, homosexual or transsexual,” she added.

Home-sexual and Tran-sexual cavemen? And we thought that fire was the biggest issue for cavemen. A special thanks to Hanna-Barbera for never adding this story line to the Flintstones. Is any one buying that cave men would have been so tolerant to put up with a gay caveman? (VIDEO) Seriously, there is a reason why we call people Neanderthals.

Captain Caveman, Raquel Welch and the Geico cavemen were unavailable for comment.