Drunk University of Iowa Student Samantha Goudie Blows an Incredible #.341 Breathalyzer Test & Tweets to Tell About It

And I am sure her parents are so proud …

22 year old University of Iowa coed Samantha Goudie had quite the Saturday night. Goudie managed to get arrested  for public intoxication at Kinnick Stadium after running out on to the field during her school’s 30-27 loss to Northern Illinois on Saturday night. Aren’t you supposed to do that when you win? But the amazing story, according to police records,  is that when given a Breathalyzer, she blew an incredible .341. Just a reminder, the legal limit in Iowa is .08. Is that possible to be .341 and still standing? I guess so, because not only could she stand, she was able to Tweet, and tweet she did … Goudie said that she has gained thousands of followers on Twitter following her tweets. Because isn’t that what life is all about, the narcissism of social media.

See the rest of the Tweets at The Blaze, oh my.

A note to Miss Goudie, you might want to scrub your account before seeking a job in the not too distant future.