Nicole Richie (DUI) Keeping up with the Joneses or maybe just Paris Hilton

Not to be out done by Paris Hilton … the 5′-1″ 85 pound Nicole Richie was arrested for DUI early Monday morning as her SUV was going the wrong way on the 134 Freeway.

Talk about keeping up with the Joneses … or is it with the Hilton’s? Of course it was not too long ago Nicole Richie checked herself into a treatment facility for eating disorders.    The Simple Life, huh? Sounds more like the pathetic life