Explain This One To Your Fellow Inmates

Some how I would not want to be Mr. Takeishi Shibuya in many ways. Its bad enough he was sentenced to five-and-a-half years in jail. However, he might have an even interesting time telling his fellow prison inmates what he is in for. Imagine surrounded by hardened criminals and he is asked.

Takesishi, “what are ya in for”?

Response: “ksjlfnrjzjk”.

“What”?

Response: “msdfnwkaga”

“What”?

OK, I’m in for kidnapping dolls.