Talking Urinal To Prevent Drunk Driving – We Have Some Better Suggestions

Guys, imagine going to the bathroom and the urinal cake started giving advice on your drinking habits. That is the game plan of some enlighted bureaucrat in Santa Fe, New Mexico. What a great use of tax dollars.

Okay, for the record I really do not drink much anymore, but in the day I think I would have had a heart attack if I was at the urinal and it started talking to me. If I was well into my beers, the reaction would have been to destroy the urinal as anything that was possessed enough to talk to me while I was doing my business was up to no good.

If these moronic bureaucrats had any imagination, they would invest in a holographic machine that portrayed pink elephants giving the advice. Or if they were especially cruel portray Madame Hillary and have her make suggestive offers. If they were accepted you know that guy had too much to drink.

The state has ordered 500 talking urinal cakes that will deliver a recorded anti-DWI message to bar and restaurant patrons who make one last pit stop before getting behind the wheel.
The top of the devices feature the state DWI slogan — “You drink, you drive, you lose.”

Some Albuquerque bars installed the devices this week.
And the state Transportation Department plans to distribute them to Santa Fe bars and restaurants as well as establishments in Farmington, Gallup and Las Cruces. via KOAT