Flying Murdering Shrimp and Other Stories

Our roundup of interesting and unique stories around the internet. Read it and enjoy… or weep.

• Family: Man Died After Ducking Flying Shrimp
• Kate Moss and Lindsay Lohan in Shared Pole Dance
• Blue-Faced Robbery Suspect Arrested After Not Washing Well
• Man Arrested For Assaulting People With A Poisoned Handshake

The Lindsey Lohan and Kate Moss pole dancing story is true, my morning wake up radio drive time show folks told me so. You would think that Lindsey Lohan would have more sense to hang around with Kate Moss, who is under investigation for drug use in England. Of course, you would think Lindsay Lohan would have more sense to do a pole dance with Kate Moss in public, maybe she was getting fashion advice to get off the worst dressed list. Oh well, enjoy…